Crimbuccaneer barrrback
| Crimbuccaneer barrrback | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2418 |
| Locations | The Bar At War, while in Elf Guard Fatigues |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, sawed-off blunderbuss, Crimbuccaneer tavern swab |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer barrrbackIn war, as in peace, the humble barback has one of the most underappreciated jobs in the entire economy. Do they think these spills are going to mop themselves up? Do they think people just pay their tabs out of the kindness of their hearts?
They get no respect. It's enough to start considering a life of crime on the high seas.
Hit Message(s):
He quickly throws open one of the bathroom doors, bathing the entire area in the foul stench of pirate waste. Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! (stench damage)
He tries to hit you in the face with the handle of his mop. He misses, but you still get splashed with nasty mop water from the bottom part. Ow! Eek! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)
He slaps you with a filthy bar rag. You can't even identify the fluid that splashes all over your elbow. Eek! Eek! Oof! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
He slaps you with a filthy bar rag. You can't even identify the fluid that splashes all over your <thigh>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Eek! Oof!
He can't attack you right now -- somebody threw up in one of the stalls and he has to go clean it up.
He pulls out his mop to hit you with it, but loses track of what he's doing and spends a few minutes cleaning the floor instead.
He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one.
He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12 |
 | You acquire an item: sawed-off blunderbuss (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Crimbuccaneer tavern swab (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Bar At War, while wearing Elf Guard Fatigues.
Notes
- Makes the bar filthier on defeat:
- As your opponent leaves the bar, they deliberately kick over a mop bucket, making a huge mess all over the floor.
- The sawed-off blunderbuss and Crimbuccaneer tavern swab are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the sawed-off blunderbuss and Crimbuccaneer tavern swab have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
