Elf Guard convict
| Elf Guard convict | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2393 |
| Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War, The Embattled Factory |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, ear |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard hotpants |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard convictThis elf went to prison as a consciencious objector to the war, but then they started drafting prisoners, so I guess the military always gets the last laugh.
Hit Message(s):
He grabs a spoon, sharpens its handle, and stabs you in the <shins> with it. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Oof!
He pulls out a plastic bag full of pruno and squirts it all over your <shins>. Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Ooh! (stench damage)
He uses some of the skills he learned in prison to convince some bigger elves to beat you up for him. Argh! Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!
He pulls out a plastic bag full of pruno and squirts it all over your <shins>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ooh!
He tries to stab you with a spoon, but it doesn't do any damage because he forgot to sharpen it first.
He pauses to take a big swig from a plastic bag of pruno.
He uses some of the skills he learned in prison to fashion an oven out of trash and bake some cookies.
He pauses to take a big swig from a plastic bag of pruno. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard hotpants (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War and The Embattled Factory while not wearing either of the Crimbuccaneer rigging or Elf Guard Fatigues outfits.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
