Elf Guard private
| Elf Guard private | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2394 |
| Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War, The Embattled Factory |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, ear |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard insignia (private) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard privateThis new recruit is a little green, but then again, aren't all elves? What she lacks in experience she makes up for in an obsessive loyalty to the Elf Guard.
Hit Message(s):
With enthusiasm, if not a tremendous amount of skill, she shoots you somewhere near the <leg> with her rifle. Eek! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ow!
She asks her superior officer permission to stab you in the <leg>. Permission granted, soldier. Ouch! Ow! Oof! Argh! Ooh!
She tosses you a Crimbo ornament. You start to thank her, but your gratitude is cut off by a shower of flame and glass as it explodes in your hands. Ooh! Ow! Argh! Eek! Ooh!
With enthusiasm, if not a tremendous amount of skill, she shoots you somewhere near the <leg> with her rifle. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
She tries to order a lower-ranked elf to attack you, but there aren't any elves of a lower rank than her.
She pulls out her rifle and does a few of those drills where you spin it around and throw it up in the air and stuff.
She wants to stab you in the <leg>, but she's not sure if she's allowed to, so she wanders off to ask a superior officer.
She pulls out her rifle and does a few of those drills where you spin it around and throw it up in the air and stuff. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard insignia (private) (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War and The Embattled Factory while not wearing either of the Crimbuccaneer rigging or Elf Guard Fatigues outfits.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
