Crimbuccaneer grognard
| Crimbuccaneer grognard | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2419 |
| Locations | The Bar At War, while in Elf Guard Fatigues |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, old-school pirate grog, Cocktails of the Age of Sail |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer grognardThis pirate likes war the way it used to be. None of this "getting behind cover" or "actively reloading your weapon" or "regenerating health" crap.
Hit Message(s):
She gives you a good old-fashioned beating with a good old-fashioned stick. To be fair, stick technology has remained pretty much the same for millenia. Argh! Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
She pauses mid-complaint to belch loudly in your face. Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! (stench damage)
She hoists a grog tankard, takes a big gulp, then pours the rest on your <arm>. Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
not known
She complains about your weapon for a while. They didn't used to have those, and things were fine.
She doesn't attack you, opting instead to complain about the synthetic fabrics used to make your uniform.
She hoists a grog tankard, takes a big gulp, then takes another big gulp, then another and another until the grog is all gone. "What was I doing, again?" she asks.
She doesn't attack you, opting instead to complain about the synthetic fabrics used to make your uniform. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12 |
 | You acquire an item: old-school pirate grog (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Cocktails of the Age of Sail (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Bar At War, while wearing Elf Guard Fatigues.
Notes
- The old-school pirate grog and Cocktails of the Age of Sail are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the old-school pirate grog and Cocktails of the Age of Sail have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- A grognard is a nerd who is perhaps a little too passionate about older war games and roleplaying games.
