Elf Guard sanitation officer
| Elf Guard sanitation officer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2421 |
| Locations | The Bar At War, while in Crimbuccaneer Rigging |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, ear, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, peppermint bomb, Elf Guard broom |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard sanitation officerElves are generally tidy, but then again, their spaces usually don't constantly get befouled by drunken pirates. That's why this guy's war in the role is so critical.
Hit Message(s):
He hoists a bag of garbage and smacks you in the <calf> with it before tossing it into a nearby trash can. Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Argh!
He sprays some degreaser in your eyes. Man, that stuff says "no more tears" on the bottle, but it is a lie. Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof!
He hoists a bag of garbage and smacks you in the <calf> with it before tossing it into a nearby trash can. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Eek! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Ouch!
He hoists a bag of garbage to swing it at you, but it breaks open and spills all over the floor and he has to spend a few moments cleaning it up.
He grabs a bottle of degreaser and tries to spray it on you, but the nozzle is clogged up with grease. How ironic.
He swishes the business end of his broom across your <calf>, but all it does is make it a little bit cleaner.
He hoists a bag of garbage to swing it at you, but it breaks open and spills all over the floor and he has to spend a few moments cleaning it up. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: peppermint bomb (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard broom (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Bar At War, while wearing Crimbuccaneer Rigging.
Notes
- Makes the bar filthier on defeat:
- As your opponent leaves the bar, they deliberately kick over a mop bucket, making a huge mess all over the floor.
- The peppermint bomb and Elf Guard broom are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the peppermint bomb and Elf Guard broom have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
