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{{battle|text=Back home, this elf always knew where things were. Ribbon, glitter, cookies -- a place for everything and everything in its place.

Now he still knows where things are, but the things are different. Tanks, bombs, bombs, guns.
|hit=He forms a three part plan. Step 1: Stab you in the {{part}}. Step 2: Stab you in the {{part}}. Step 3: Stab you in the {{part}}. {{ouch|5}}

He determines that the best strategy at the moment is to throw a grenade at your {{part}}. {{ouch|5}}

He directs an entire Elf Guard battallion to shoot you in the {{part}}. Only a couple of them actually hit it, but it still really hurts. {{ouch|5}}
|miss=He directs an entire Elf Guard battallion to shoot you in the {{part}}, but he transposes a couple of digits in the coordinates, so they all shoot a nearby pine tree instead.

He forms a detailed plan, but the plan does not survive first contact with the enemy, which is you.

He strategically places a grenade at your feet, but you tactically retreat from it before it goes off.
|critical=He forms a three part plan. Step 1: Stab you in the {{part}}. Step 2: Stab you in the {{part}}. Step 3: Stab you in the {{part}}. {{critical}} {{ouch|5}}
|fumble=He forms a detailed plan, but the plan does not survive first contact with the enemy, which is you.}}

{{acquire|item=Elf Guard MPC|num=1-2}}
{{acquire|item=Elf Guard eyedrops|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=Elf Guard strategic map|chance=0.5%}}
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Occurs at [[Abuela's Cottage (Contested)]], while wearing [[Crimbuccaneer Rigging]].

==Notes==
* The [[Elf Guard eyedrops]] and [[Elf Guard strategic map]] are [[conditional drop|conditional drops]], unaffected by [[item drop]] modifiers and cannot be a [[Yellow ray strategy|forced drop]].
* Internally, both the [[Elf Guard eyedrops]] and [[Elf Guard strategic map]] have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
*{{Unwishable}}