Elf Guard strategist
| Elf Guard strategist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2409 |
| Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while in Crimbuccaneer Rigging |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 85 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 85 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | leg, arm, head, torso, ear |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs. Elf Guard eyedrops, Elf Guard strategic map |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard strategistBack home, this elf always knew where things were. Ribbon, glitter, cookies -- a place for everything and everything in its place.
Now he still knows where things are, but the things are different. Tanks, bombs, bombs, guns.
Hit Message(s):
He forms a three part plan. Step 1: Stab you in the <arm>. Step 2: Stab you in the <arm>. Step 3: Stab you in the <arm>. Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
He determines that the best strategy at the moment is to throw a grenade at your <arm>. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ow!
He directs an entire Elf Guard battallion to shoot you in the <arm>. Only a couple of them actually hit it, but it still really hurts. Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ow!
He forms a three part plan. Step 1: Stab you in the <arm>. Step 2: Stab you in the <arm>. Step 3: Stab you in the <arm>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ooh!
He directs an entire Elf Guard battallion to shoot you in the <arm>, but he transposes a couple of digits in the coordinates, so they all shoot a nearby pine tree instead.
He forms a detailed plan, but the plan does not survive first contact with the enemy, which is you.
He strategically places a grenade at your feet, but you tactically retreat from it before it goes off.
He forms a detailed plan, but the plan does not survive first contact with the enemy, which is you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard eyedrops (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard strategic map (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while wearing Crimbuccaneer Rigging.
Notes
- The Elf Guard eyedrops and Elf Guard strategic map are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the Elf Guard eyedrops and Elf Guard strategic map have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
