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{{familiar
|famid=62
|name=Evil Teddy Bear
|H1=Need some protection?
|H2=Let him be your teddy bear
|H3=Just don't turn your back.
|ability=Attacks enemies, and absorbs enemy attacks for you
|function=Attacks opponent and blocks opponent's attacks simultaneously, but loses experience when it does so
|throne=[[Combat Initiative]] +20%, sometimes stuns
|hatchling=evil teddy bear
|equipment=evil teddy bear sewing kit 
|sh=2
|oc=0
|ucm=3
|hns=1
|hands=0
|wings=0
|animal=0
|clothes=0
|eyes=1
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=1
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=1
|bug=0}}

*Regular message:
*:<name> leaps at your opponent, sinking its fell felt claws and teeth into his head, causing X damage. Your opponent rips <name> off of him violently, causing stuffing to go flying.
*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:<name> bares its felt fangs at your opponent. <He> falls over laughing, too amused to attack this round.
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]:
*:<name> appears over your shoulder and sneers at your opponent. Nonplussed, they forget to attack you.
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> winks like an evil leprechaun from under the Tam O'Shanter.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> does a Danse Macabre around the maypole.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name>'s fangs poke through the wax lips.

==Arena Messages==
*When entered in an obstacle course:
*:<name> has a tough time with the mud pits in the obstacle course, because he keeps soaking up the mud instead of running through it.

==Notes==
*This is a version of the [[Teddy Bear]] with an additional attack function.

==References==
* The second line of the haiku is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Elvis Presley|Elvis Presley]] song, "Teddy Bear."
* The "Danse Macabre" mentioned in the miniature gravy-covered maypole message is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Danse Macabre|the medieval allegory on the universality of death]].
* Teddy bears in the Super Nintendo game [[Wikipedia:EarthBound|EarthBound]] were used to absorb damage, and died after taking a few hits.