View source for Familiars by type

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This is a list of [[:Category:Familiars|familiars]] in the [[Kingdom of Loathing]], ordered by type. For a chart showing familiars and whether or not they possess certain skills, see [[familiar abilities]].
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==Does it all (potentially)==
;Imitates other familiars
40. {{InlineItem|Doppelshifter}}<br />
54. {{InlineItem|Comma Chameleon}}<br />
;[[Equipment Familiar|Equipment familiars]]
82. {{InlineItem|Mad Hatrack}}<br />
92. {{InlineItem|Disembodied Hand}}<br />
152. {{InlineItem|Fancypants Scarecrow}}<br />
278. {{InlineItem|Left-Hand Man}}<br />
;Other configurable functions
143. {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}}<br /> 
174. {{InlineItem|Mini-Adventurer}}<br />
176. {{InlineItem|Reanimated Reanimator}}<br />
189. {{InlineItem|Crimbo Shrub}}<br />
190. {{InlineItem|Mini-Crimbot}}<br />
206. {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}}<br />
211. {{InlineItem|Robortender}}<br />
266. {{InlineItem|God Lobster}}<br />
294. {{InlineItem|Jill-of-All-Trades}}<br />

==Does nothing==
45. {{InlineItem|Pet Rock}}<br />
63. {{InlineItem|Toothsome Rock}}<br />
78. {{InlineItem|Bulky Buddy Box (familiar)}}(Gives messages in chat)<br />
144. {{InlineItem|Holiday Log}}<br />
169. {{InlineItem|Homemade Robot}}<br />
204. {{InlineItem|Software Bug}} (Gives messages in combat)<br />
208. {{InlineItem|Bad Vibe}} (Gives messages in chat)<br />
273. {{InlineItem|Pet Coral}}<br />
286. {{InlineItem|Synthetic Rock}}<br />
291. {{InlineItem|Pixel Rock}}<br />
297. {{InlineItem|Pet Anchor}}<br />

==Does many useless or detrimental things==
67. {{InlineItem|O.A.F.}}<br />
93. {{InlineItem|Black Cat}}<br />

==Enemy damage==
{| style="width:100%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0px"
|+ Damage formulas for Combat Familiars. Except where otherwise noted, damage is always rounded down.
! #
! Familiar
! style="text-align: left" | Action Rate
! style="text-align: left" | Damage
|-
|  colspan="4" style="background-color:#e0e0e0; text-align:center;" | Lime and Lime-like
|-
|  4 || {{InlineItem|Angry Goat}} || ceiling(wt/6)*10% || half-elemental lime: <br/> x = wt*(0.5-1.0)+1 total damage; <br/> x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) {{element|stench|}}.
|-
|  5 || {{InlineItem|Sabre-Toothed Lime}} || ceiling(wt/6)*10% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 10 || {{InlineItem|Stab Bat}} || to hit: ceiling(wt/6)*10%<br />target is monster: 66%, 80% with shock collar || wt*(0.5-1.0)+2
|-
| 24 || {{InlineItem|Jill-O-Lantern}} || 25% || half-elemental lime: <br/> x = (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) total damage; <br/> x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) {{element|hot|}} or {{element|spooky|}}
|-
| 25 || {{InlineItem|Hand Turkey}} || 25% || wt+1 to wt+3
|-
| 26 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo Elf}} || (ceiling(wt/6)*10+30)/3% || (wt+4)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 34 || {{InlineItem|Flaming Gravy Fairy}} || 33% || wt*(0.5-1.0) {{element|hot|}}
|-
| 35 || {{InlineItem|Frozen Gravy Fairy}} || 33% || wt*(0.5-1.0) {{element|cold|}}
|-
| 36 || {{InlineItem|Stinky Gravy Fairy}} || 33% || wt*(0.5-1.0) {{element|stench|}}
|-
| 37 || {{InlineItem|Spooky Gravy Fairy}} || 33% || wt*(0.5-1.0) {{element|spooky|}}
|-
| 49 || {{InlineItem|Sleazy Gravy Fairy}} || 33% || wt*(0.5-1.0) {{element|sleaze|}}
|-
| 51 || {{InlineItem|Wind-up Chattering Teeth}} || ceiling(wt/6)*10% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 56 || {{InlineItem|Scary Death Orb}} || to hit: ceiling(wt/6)*10%<br/>target is monster: 66%, 80% with tuning fork || wt*(0.5-1.0)+2 {{element|spooky|}}
|-
| 66 || {{InlineItem|Dandy Lion}} || 50% (with<br>[[:Category:Whips|whip]] equipped)               || wt*(0.5-1.0)+2
|-
| 70 || {{InlineItem|Green Pixie}} || 50% || wt*(0.5-1.0) Physical
|-
| 81 || {{InlineItem|El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar)}} ([[El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)|ATTACK]]) || 50% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 88 || {{InlineItem|Mariachi Chihuahua}} || ceiling(wt/6)*10% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 88 || {{InlineItem|Mariachi Chihuahua}} (for an Accordion Thief) || ceiling((wt+min(20,2*lvl))/6)*10% || (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+2)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 96 || {{InlineItem|Baby Mutant Rattlesnake}} || 20% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)<br>Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
|-
| 97 || {{InlineItem|Mutant Fire Ant}} || 20% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) {{element|hot|}}<br>Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
|-
| 98 || {{InlineItem|Mutant Cactus Bud}} || 20% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)<br>Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
|-
| 99 || {{InlineItem|Mutant Gila Monster}} || 50% || (wt+2)*(1.0-2.0)<br>Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
|-
| 136 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Hipster}} || 1/3 * (20+2.5*min(wt,32))% || Range is 8*wt to 10*wt+30 damage<br>Average damage is approximately 9*weight+8
|-
| 137 || {{InlineItem|Pottery Barn Owl}} || Approx 25% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 138 || {{InlineItem|Hippo Ballerina}} || 16.7% || Ranges from floor(wt/2)+1 to wt+1
|-
| 139 || {{InlineItem|Knob Goblin Organ Grinder}} || 25% || ~wt (not fully spaded)
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with D.A.S.H.E.R. Protocol) || ceiling(wt/6)*10% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with C.O.M.E.T. Protocol) || ceiling(wt/6)*10% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) {{element|cold|}}
|-
| 150 || {{InlineItem|Pair of Stomping Boots}} || 33% || wt*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 263 || {{InlineItem|Bowlet (familiar)}} || ceiling(wt/6)*10% || (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
|  colspan="4" style="background-color:#e0e0e0; text-align:center;" | Non-lime formula attack familiars
|-
|  1 || {{InlineItem|Mosquito}} || 25% || 1 to wt/2
|-
|  9 || {{InlineItem|Howling Balloon Monkey}} || 27.5% (0% if wt<11) || wt*(0.25-0.5)
|-
| 11 || {{InlineItem|Grue}} || 10+10*ceil(wt/4)% || (wt + 3*(5-L))*(0.5-1.0)+2
|-
| 20 || {{InlineItem|Killer Bee}} || 33% ||  1 to wt/2
|-
| 21 || {{InlineItem|Whirling Maple Leaf}} || 25% || (wt+1)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 28 || {{InlineItem|Baby Yeti}} || 25% || wt/2 to wt+5 {{element|cold|}}
|-
| 32 || {{InlineItem|Clockwork Grapefruit}} || 50% ||  ceiling(wt/2) to wt+6
|-
| 33 || {{InlineItem|MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech}} || 70% (55% w/[[targeting chip|chip]]) || wt*(0.5-1.0) - 5
|-
|&nbsp;||&nbsp;|| 15% (15% w/[[targeting chip|chip]]) || wt*(0.5-1.0) {{element|hot|}}
|-
|&nbsp;||&nbsp;|| 15% (30% w/[[targeting chip|chip]]) || wt*(0.5-1.0) + 10
|-
| 46 || {{InlineItem|Snowy Owl}} || ceiling(wt/6)*10+20% || ceil(wt to (wt+3)/2) + 5
|-
| 53 || {{InlineItem|Astral Badger}} ||(MicroMechaMech) || (MicroMechaMech)
|-
| 61 || {{InlineItem|Ninja Snowflake}} || ceiling(wt/6)*10% || wt to 2*wt {{element|cold|}}
|-
| 68 || {{InlineItem|Penguin Goodfella}} || 100% (only with use of a [[Goodfella contract]] with enough Meat) || wt*(2-4)
|-
| 83 || {{InlineItem|Adorable Seal Larva}} || 25% || 1 to wt/2
|-
| 83 || {{InlineItem|Adorable Seal Larva}} (for a Seal Clubber)|| 25% || 1 to (wt+min(20,2*lvl))/2
|-
| 102 || {{InlineItem|Imitation Crab}} || 100%<br />(twice per round)|| 1 to wt/2<br />(two times per attack; max 10 on land; max 20 on land with [[imitation whetstone]])
|-
| 103 || {{InlineItem|Pair of Ragged Claws}} || 50% || 1 to wt/2 <br />(two times per attack)
|-
|  143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with no protocol) || 25% || 1 to wt/2
|-
| 191 || {{InlineItem|Topiary Skunk}} || 100% first round, 20% thereafter || ceiling((wt+15)/5) to wt+10 {{element|stench|}}
|-
| 277 || {{InlineItem|Piranha Plant (familiar)}} || 50% || wt*0.9 to wt*1.1
|-
|  colspan="4" style="background-color:#e0e0e0; text-align:center;" | Non-formula based attack familiars
|-
| 38 || {{InlineItem|Inflatable Dodecapede}} || N/A  || 1-5 lbs. = 11-27<br />6-10 lbs. = 9-24<br />11-15 lbs. = 5-17<br />16-20 lbs. = 4-15<br />20+ lbs. = 2-10 
|-
|  colspan="4" style="background-color:#e0e0e0; text-align:center;"  | Starfish family
|-
| 17 || {{InlineItem|Star Starfish}} || 33% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 52 || {{InlineItem|Spirit Hobo}} || 33% (only while boozed) || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 74 || {{InlineItem|Gluttonous Green Ghost}} || 33% (?) (only while fed) || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 85 || {{InlineItem|Animated Macaroni Duck}} || 33% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 85 || {{InlineItem|Animated Macaroni Duck}} (for a Pastamancer)|| 33% || (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 87 || {{InlineItem|Autonomous Disco Ball}} with {{InlineItem|stick-on mini solar panels}} equipped || 33% || 6-13
|-
| 106 || {{InlineItem|Midget Clownfish}} || 33% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) on land; ((1.5*wt)+3)*(0.5-1.0) in [[The Sea|water]] {{element|sleaze|}}
|-
| 112 || {{InlineItem|Slimeling}} || 50% || acts as an improved starfish when fed equipment
|-
| 114 || {{InlineItem|Rock Lobster}} || 33% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) (on land); ((1.5*wt)+3)*(0.5-1.0) in [[The Sea|water]] {{element|hot|}}
|-
| 121 || {{InlineItem|Snow Angel}} || 33% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) {{element|cold|}}
|-
| 134 || {{InlineItem|Underworld Bonsai}} || 33% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) {{element|spooky|}}
|-
| 135 || {{InlineItem|Rogue Program}} || 33% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. Protocol) || 33% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 183 || {{InlineItem|Galloping Grill}} || 20% (always acts on round 1) || {{element|hot|}}
|-
| 260 || {{InlineItem|Unspeakachu (familiar)}} || ??? || ???
|-
| 270 || {{InlineItem|Sausage Golem}} || 50% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
| 293 || {{InlineItem|Patriotic Eagle}} || 100% || (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
|-
|  colspan="4" style="background-color:#e0e0e0; text-align:center;" | Attack / Delevel
|-
|  7 || {{InlineItem|Spooky Pirate Skeleton}} || 75% * (ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%) || int(wt/2)+2 to wt+2 damage
|-
| 19 || {{InlineItem|Ghost Pickle on a Stick}} || 66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%)  || int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 damage
|-
| 55 || {{InlineItem|Misshapen Animal Skeleton}} || 66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%) || int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7<br/> plus int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 {{element|spooky|}}
|-
| 87 || {{InlineItem|Autonomous Disco Ball}} || 75% * (ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%) || int(wt/2)+2 to wt+2 damage
|-
| 87 || {{InlineItem|Autonomous Disco Ball}} (for a Disco Bandit) || 75% * (ceiling((wt+min(20,2*lvl)/6)*10+20%) || int((wt+min(20,2*lvl))/2)+2 to wt+min(20,2*lvl)+2 damage
|-
|  colspan="4" style="background-color:#e0e0e0; text-align:center;"  | Kitchen Sink
|-
|  6 || {{InlineItem|Fuzzy Dice}} || 2.5% (30% * 3/36) || 2d6 = 4:  wt 
|-
|&nbsp;||&nbsp;|| 1.66% (30% * 2/36) || 2d6 = 11: 2*wt
|-
| 16 || {{InlineItem|Cocoabo}} || 8.33% (before round 10)<br />16.67% (round 10 and after) || wt+1 to wt+3<br />(doubled with Limit Break)
|-
| 27 || {{InlineItem|Hanukkimbo Dreidl}} || 1d4 || Shin: 2(1-wt)
|-
| 29 || {{InlineItem|Feather Boa Constrictor}} ||&nbsp;|| wt+1 to wt+3 {{element|sleaze|}}
|-
| 31 || {{InlineItem|Personal Raincloud}} ||  15% || 1 to wt+3
|-
| 44 || {{InlineItem|Sweet Nutcracker}} || ceiling(wt/5)*10+40% || wt/2+1 to wt+7
|-
| 48 || {{InlineItem|Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot}} || 11% || int(1.5*(wt+1)) to int(1.5*(wt+3))
|-
| 62 || {{InlineItem|Evil Teddy Bear}} || &nbsp;|| (it's complicated)
|-
| 71 || {{InlineItem|Ragamuffin Imp}} ||&nbsp;|| (Based on Number in Circulation)
|-
| 72 || {{InlineItem|Wizard Action Figure}} ||&nbsp;|| wt/2 to 2+wt/2
|-
| 77 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)}} ||2-3% || wt/2 to wt (Tesla)<br/>(start of combat only)
|-
| 77 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)}} ||16%|| wt+5 to wt+10 (Chainsaw)
|-
| 80 || {{InlineItem|RoboGoose}} ||&nbsp;|| 2*(wt+2+1d4)
|-
| 92 || {{InlineItem|Disembodied Hand}} || 100% || wt+(weaponpower/10) to 2*wt+(weaponpower/5), calculated separately
|-
| 98 || {{InlineItem|Mutant Cactus Bud}} || When attacked || ??
|-
| 110 || {{InlineItem|Wereturtle}} || || {{element|spooky|}}, dependent on moonlight
|-
| 120 || {{InlineItem|Stocking Mimic}} || 8.33% (before round 10)<br />16.67% (round 10 and after) || wt+1 to wt+3<br />(doubled with Happy Holidays!)
|-
| 123 || {{InlineItem|BRICKO chick}} || 50% || wt+5 or wt+10
|-
| 151 || {{InlineItem|Feral Kobold}} || 100% || 3*(wt)+1 to 3*(wt)+3
|-
| 167 || {{InlineItem|Nanorhino}} || 100% || ???, randomly physical, {{element|hot|}}, {{element|spooky|}}, {{element|cold|}}, {{element|sleaze|}} or {{element|stench|}}
|-
| 176 || {{InlineItem|Reanimated Reanimator}} (with >4 arms)|| 100%, arms/10 times per round || 1 to arms/2 per attack
|-
| 177 || {{InlineItem|Warbear Drone}} || 100% || Randomly physical, {{element|hot|}}, {{element|spooky|}}, {{element|cold|}}, {{element|sleaze|}} or {{element|stench|}}. Attacks up to 6 times per round.
|-
| 205 || {{InlineItem|Bark Scorpion}} || 100% first round, 20% thereafter || wt/2 + 1 to wt/2 + 2; poisons for 80% of attack damage
|-
| 265 || {{InlineItem|Mu (familiar)}} || ??? || wt/6 to w/3 in all of {{element|hot|}}, {{element|spooky|}}, {{element|cold|}}, {{element|sleaze|}} ''and'' {{element|stench|}}
|}

==Player damage==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Frequency
! Dmg (Low)
! Dmg (High)
! Notes
|-
|  6 || {{InlineItem|Fuzzy Dice}} || 1.6% (30% * 2/36)|| wt|| wt || Rolling either a 2 or 12
|-
| 10 || {{InlineItem|Stab Bat}} || 33% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6)) || 0.5*wt+2 || 1.0*wt+2 ||
|-
| 10 || {{InlineItem|Stab Bat}} || 20% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))|| 0.5*wt+2 || 1.0*wt+2 || w/ collar equipped
|-
| 20 || {{InlineItem|Killer Bee}} || 33% || 1 || 1 || Accompanies stat gain
|-
| 56 || {{InlineItem|Scary Death Orb}} || 33% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))|| 0.5*wt+2 || 1.0*wt+2 ||
|-
| 56 || {{InlineItem|Scary Death Orb}} || 20% * (10 * ceiling(wt/6))|| 0.5*wt+2 || 1.0*wt+2 || w/ fork equipped
|-
| 80 || {{InlineItem|RoboGoose}} || 6.67% || 0.5*(wt+4)-1 || 0.5*(wt+4)+1 || poached
|}

==Absorbs damage==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Frequency
! Dmg (Low)
! Dmg (High)
! Notes
|-
| 47 || {{InlineItem|Teddy Bear}} || ?? || ?? || ?? || 
|-
| 60 || {{InlineItem|Origami Towel Crane}} || ?? || ?? || ?? || 
|-
| 62 || {{InlineItem|Evil Teddy Bear}} || ?? || ?? || ?? ||
|-
| 79 || {{InlineItem|Teddy Borg}} || ?? || ?? || ?? || 
|}

==Stat gain==
*'''Volleyball''' formula familiars add <code>2+(weight/5)</code> substats at the end of combat.
*'''Sombrero''' formula familiars add <code>(ML/4)*(0.1 + 0.005*weight)</code> substats at the end of combat.
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Frequency
! Formula
! Notes
|-
|12 || {{InlineItem|Blood-Faced Volleyball}} || 100% || Volleyball ||
|-
|18 || {{InlineItem|Hovering Sombrero}} || 100% || Sombrero ||
|-
|20 || {{InlineItem|Killer Bee}} || 33% || 1-3 || Applied to Muscle
|-
|23 || {{InlineItem|Cheshire Bat}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|24 || {{InlineItem|Jill-O-Lantern}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|31 || {{InlineItem|Personal Raincloud}} || 36% || 1-3 || Applied to Mus, Mys, or Mox
|-
|39 || {{InlineItem|Pygmy Bugbear Shaman}} || ??% || Volleyball || Requires MP
|-
|42 || {{InlineItem|Cymbal-Playing Monkey}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|50 || {{InlineItem|Wild Hare}} || 24% || Volleyball || 
|-
|52 || {{InlineItem|Spirit Hobo}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|58 || {{InlineItem|Nervous Tick}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|65 || {{InlineItem|Ancient Yuletide Troll}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|68 || {{InlineItem|Penguin Goodfella}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|72 || {{InlineItem|Wizard Action Figure}} || 100% || 2+(wt/15) || 1/3 weight volleyball
|-
|72 || {{InlineItem|Wizard Action Figure}} with {{InlineItem|mint-condition magic wand}} || 100% || 2+(2*wt/15) || 2/3 weight volleyball
|-
|74 || {{InlineItem|Gluttonous Green Ghost}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|76 || {{InlineItem|Hunchbacked Minion}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|77 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|77 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)}} with {{InlineItem|metallic foil radar dish}} || 100% || Sombrero || 
|-
|83 || {{InlineItem|Untamed Turtle}} with {{InlineItem|smiley-face sticker}}|| 100% || 4 || Volleyball (fixed weight of 10)
|-
|88 || {{InlineItem|Mariachi Chihuahua}} with {{InlineItem|tiny sombrero}}|| 100% || (ML/4)*(0.15) || Sombrero (fixed weight of 10)
|-
|90 || {{InlineItem|Llama Lama}} || 100% || 2+(wt/10) || 1/2 weight volleyball
|-
|94 || {{InlineItem|Uniclops}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|96 || {{InlineItem|Baby Mutant Rattlesnake}} || 100% || (1.3-.15*gd)*(2+(wt/5)) || Volleyball modified by [[Grimace|grimacite darkness]] (gd)
|-
|101 || {{InlineItem|Sugar Fruit Fairy}} || ?? || Volleyball || Requires MP
|- 
|105 || {{InlineItem|Frumious Bandersnatch}} || 100% || Volleyball || Can be tuned to a single stat with familiar equipment
|-
|108 || {{InlineItem|Grinning Turtle}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|111 || {{InlineItem|Baby Sandworm}} || 100% || Sombrero ||
|-
|119 || {{InlineItem|Chauvinist Pig}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|122 || {{InlineItem|Jack-in-the-Box}} || Every 3 turns || 2*(2+(wt/5)) || Double volleyball formula, acts every 3rd combat
|-
|124 || {{InlineItem|Baby Bugged Bugbear}} || 25% || Volleyball || 100% frequency with [[bugged balaclava]] equipped
|-
|136 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Hipster}} || 100% || 2-3 || Applied to Mus, Mys, or Mox; occurs on first round of combat (can also yield +3 stats post-combat when equipped with [[fixed-gear bicycle]])
|-
|141 || {{InlineItem|Dramatic Hedgehog}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|142 || {{InlineItem|Smiling Rat}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with R.U.D.O.L.P.H. Protocol) || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|148 || {{InlineItem|Li'l Xenomorph}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|154 || {{InlineItem|Bloovian Groose}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|159 || {{InlineItem|Happy Medium}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|160 || {{InlineItem|Artistic Goth Kid}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|166 || {{InlineItem|Unconscious Collective}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|176 || {{InlineItem|Reanimated Reanimator}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|179 || {{InlineItem|Grim Brother}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|180 || {{InlineItem|Miniature Sword & Martini Guy}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|183 || {{InlineItem|Galloping Grill}} || 100% || Sombrero ||
|- 
|187 || {{InlineItem| Baby Z-Rex}} || 100% || Volleyball  ||
|- 
|189 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo Shrub}} || 100% || Volleyball (presumed) || Can be tuned to a single stat
|- 
|192 || {{InlineItem|Golden Monkey}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|198 || {{InlineItem|Lil' Barrel Mimic}} || 100% || Volleyball || Drops various food, booze, spleen and consumable items
|-
|199 || {{InlineItem|Machine Elf}} || ??% || wt/3 || Applied to a randomly chosen substat.
|-
|201 || {{InlineItem|Rockin' Robin}} || 100% || Volleyball || 
|-
|206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|Li'l clown costume}} || 100% || 15 || 
|-
|206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|Li'l robot costume}} || 100% || 10 || 
|-
|210 || {{InlineItem|Optimistic Candle}} || 100% || Volleyball ||
|-
|266 || {{InlineItem|God Lobster}} with no regalia || ??? || Volleyball ||
|-
|266 || {{InlineItem|God Lobster}} with {{InlineItem|God Lobster's Ring}} || ??? || Sombrero ||
|-
|276 || {{InlineItem|Antique Nutcracker}} || 100% || Volleyball ||
|-
|277 || {{InlineItem|Piranha Plant (familiar)}} || 100% || Volleyball ||
|}

==Weakens enemy==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID/Pic
! Familiar
! Frequency
! Levels (Low)
! Levels (High)
! Notes
|-
| colspan=6 | <center>Barrrnacle-like (delevels at beginning of combat)</center>
|-
| 8 || {{InlineItem|Barrrnacle (familiar)}} || 4.5*wt% || wt/2 || wt/2 || Can breathe underwater
|-
| 43 || {{InlineItem|Temporal Riftlet}} || 4.5*wt% || wt/2 || wt/2 ||
|-
| 30 || {{InlineItem|Emo Squid}} || 4.5*wt% || wt/2 || wt/2 || Can breathe underwater
|-
| 68 || {{InlineItem|Penguin Goodfella}} || 4.5*wt% || wt/2 || wt/2 ||
|-
| 72 || {{InlineItem|Wizard Action Figure}} || * || ?? || ?? ||
|-
| 85 || {{InlineItem|Animated Macaroni Duck}} with {{InlineItem|farfalle bow tie}} equipped|| 45% || 5 || 5 || Fixed 10-lb Barrrnacle
|-
| 103 || {{InlineItem|Pair of Ragged Claws}} || ?? || wt/2 || wt/2 ||
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with P.R.A.N.C.E.R. Protocol) || 4.5*wt% || wt/2 || wt/2 ||
|-
| 158 || {{InlineItem|Steam-Powered Cheerleader }} || (4.5*wt%) * (1 + ceiling(st / 500)) || wt/2 * (1 + ceiling(st / 500)) || wt/2 * (1 + ceiling(st / 500)) || st is steam; starts at 200 each day, decreases by 2 per combat (1 with familiar equipment)
|-
| 162 || {{InlineItem|Reagnimated Gnome}} (with gnomish athlete's foot) || ??? || wt/2 || wt/2 ||
|-
| 167 || {{InlineItem|Nanorhino}} || 100%? || wt/2 || wt/2 ||
|-
| 171 || {{InlineItem|Gelatinous Cubeling}} || ??? || wt/2 || wt/2 ||
|-
| 209 || {{InlineItem|Space Jellyfish}} || 100% || wt/2 || wt/2 || Can breathe underwater
|-
| 272 || {{InlineItem|Plastic Pirate Skull}} || ??? || ??? || ??? ||
|-
| colspan=6 | <center>Skeleton-like (delevels during combat)</center>
|-
| 7 || {{InlineItem|Spooky Pirate Skeleton}} || 25% || 1 || wt/4 || Reduces defense only
|-
| 16 || {{InlineItem|Cocoabo}} || 25% || floor((wt+1)/3) || ceil((wt+1)/3) || Doubled on a LIMIT BREAK!
|-
| 19 || {{InlineItem|Ghost Pickle on a Stick}} || 33% || 1 || wt/3 || 
|-
| 31 || {{InlineItem|Personal Raincloud}} || 15% || 1 || wt/4 || 
|-
| 48 || {{InlineItem|Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot}} || 11% || floor(wt/2) || floor(wt/2) || 
|-
| 55 || {{InlineItem|Misshapen Animal Skeleton}} || 33% || 1 || wt/3 || 
|-
| 77 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)}} || 16% || wt/3 || wt/2 || 
|-
| 80 || {{InlineItem|RoboGoose}} || 6.67% || (wt+4)/3 || (wt+4)/3 || 
|-
| 81 || {{InlineItem|El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar)}} || 50% || 1 || int(wt/4) || "[[El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)|MODIFY]]" card equipped
|-
| 83 || {{InlineItem|Llama Lama}} || 20% || 1 || int(wt/4) || Reduces defense only
|-
| 87 || {{InlineItem|Autonomous Disco Ball}} || * || ?? || ?? ||
|-
| 120 || {{InlineItem|Stocking Mimic}} || 25% || floor((wt+1)/3) || ceil((wt+1)/3) || Doubled on a Happy Holidays!
|-
| 136 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Hipster}} || 15%(?) || 1(?) || wt/4(?) || 
|-
| 138 || {{InlineItem|Hippo Ballerina}} || 16.6% || 1 || wt/4 || 
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with C.U.P.I.D. Protocol) || 25% || 1 || wt/4 || 
|-
| 146 || {{InlineItem|Obtuse Angel}} (when [[Fire a fingertrap arrow]] is cast) || n/a || ??? || ??? || 
|-
| 157 || {{InlineItem|Tickle-Me Emilio (familiar)}} || 12.5% || floor((wt+1)/3) || ceil((wt+1)/3) || 
|-
| 173 || {{InlineItem|Nosy Nose}} || 50% || wt/3 || wt/2 ||
|-
| 176 || {{InlineItem|Reanimated Reanimator}} (with >4 wings)|| 100% || wings/2 || wings/2 ||
|-
|}

==Prevents enemy attacks==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID/Pic
! Familiar
! Frequency
! Notes
|-
| 3 || {{InlineItem|Levitating Potato}} || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90%
|-
| 6 || {{InlineItem|Fuzzy Dice}} || 3.33% || When it rolls a 9
|-
| 27 || {{InlineItem|Hanukkimbo Dreidl}} || ?? || When it lands on Nun
|-
| 29 || {{InlineItem|Feather Boa Constrictor}} || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 30 || {{InlineItem|Emo Squid}} || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 43 || {{InlineItem|Temporal Riftlet}}  || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 48 || {{InlineItem|Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot}} || 5.5% || Also delevels
|-
| 60 || {{InlineItem|Origami Towel Crane}} || ?? || 
|-
| 62 || {{InlineItem|Evil Teddy Bear}} || ?? || 
|-
| 77 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)}} || ??% || Start of combat, if initiative has been lost
|-
| 77 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)}} || 16% || During combat
|-
| 80 || {{InlineItem|RoboGoose}} || 6.67% || 
|-
| 81 || {{InlineItem|El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar)}} || ?? || When programmed to BUILD
|-
| 83 || {{InlineItem|Untamed Turtle}} || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 83 || {{InlineItem|Untamed Turtle}} (if player is a Turtle Tamer) || 1.5*(wt+min(20,2*lvl))% || Maximum block rate of 90%
|-
| 91 || {{InlineItem|Cotton Candy Carnie}} || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 100 || {{InlineItem|Cuddlefish}}, on land || 1.125*wt% || 75% of the potato formula.  Maximum block rate of 90%
|-
| 100 || {{InlineItem|Cuddlefish}}, [[The Sea|underwater]] || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 117 || {{InlineItem|Squamous Gibberer}} || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 124 || {{InlineItem|Baby Bugged Bugbear}} || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 135 || {{InlineItem|Rogue Program}} (with [[portable motorcycle]] equipped) ||  1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 136 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Hipster}} || ? || 
|-
| 138 || {{InlineItem|Hippo Ballerina}} || 16% ||  
|-
| 146 || {{InlineItem|Obtuse Angel}} || 100% || 1 round, when [[Fire a badly romantic arrow]] is cast
|-
| 146 || {{InlineItem|Obtuse Angel}} || 100% || 1-? rounds, when [[Fire a boxing-glove arrow]] is cast
|-
| 159 || {{InlineItem|Happy Medium}} || n/a || when [[Siphon Spirits]] is cast
|-
| 162 || {{InlineItem|Reagnimated Gnome}} || ? || with [[gnomish coal miner's lung]] equipped
|-
| 164 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Skulldozer}} || 1.5*wt% || Maximum block rate of 90% (Potato formula)
|-
| 176 || {{InlineItem|Reanimated Reanimator}} || 100% || 1 round, when [[Wink at (Familiar Name)]] is cast
|-
| 176 || {{InlineItem|Reanimated Reanimator}} (with >4 weird parts)|| 1.5*weirdparts% || Maximum block rate of 75%
|-
| 266 || {{InlineItem|God Lobster}} with {{InlineItem|God Lobster's Robe}} || ??? || ???
|-
| 307 || {{InlineItem|Quantum Entangler}} || ??? || ???
|-
|}

==Restores HP==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! When
! Frequency
! HP (Low)
! HP (High)
! Notes
|-
| 72 || {{InlineItem|Wizard Action Figure}} || Start || Special || wt-5 || wt+5 || Only if you have less than 50%
|-
| 1 || {{InlineItem|Mosquito}} || During || 30% || wt/2 - 3 || wt/2 || 
|-
| 6 || {{InlineItem|Fuzzy Dice}} || During || 4.2% || wt || wt || 
|-
| 16 || {{InlineItem|Cocoabo}} || During || 8.3% || wt+6 || wt+8 || Restores MP
|-
| 16 || {{InlineItem|Cocoabo}} with <span style="color: red">LIMIT BREAK!</span> || During || 2.2% || 2*wt+7 || 2*wt+11 || Only 17 pounds and above
|-
| 31 || {{InlineItem|Personal Raincloud}} || During || 5+(wt*0.625)% || 1 || wt+3 ||
|-
| 48 || {{InlineItem|Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot}} || During || 5.5% || 1.5*(wt+1)+5 || 1.5*(wt+3)+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 80 || {{InlineItem|RoboGoose}} || During || 6.66% || 2*wt+11 || 2*wt+17 || Odd increments only
|-
| 83 || {{InlineItem|Adorable Seal Larva}} || During || 25% || 1 || wt/2 || 
|-
| 83 || {{InlineItem|Adorable Seal Larva}} (for a Seal Clubber)|| During || 25% || 1 || (wt+min(20,2*lvl))/2 || 
|-
| 120 || {{InlineItem|Stocking Mimic}} || During || 8.3% || wt+6 || wt+8 || Restores MP
|-
| 120 || {{InlineItem|Stocking Mimic}}  with <span style="color: red">Happy Holidays!</span> || During || 1.67% || 2*wt+7 || 2*wt+11 || Restores MP
|-
| 136 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Hipster}} || During || 12.5%<br/>(not first round) || wt/2 || wt+6 || May, but not always, restores MP
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with no protocol) || During || 25% || 1 || wt/2 || 
|-
| 157 || {{InlineItem|Tickle-Me Emilio (familiar)}} || During || 5.56% || wt+10 || wt+11 || Restores MP
|-
| 14 || {{InlineItem|Ghuol Whelp}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 31 || {{InlineItem|Personal Raincloud}} || End || ?? || 1 || wt+3 || Can restore during combat
|-
| 50 || {{InlineItem|Wild Hare}} || End || 24% ||  (wt+5)/2) || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 65 || {{InlineItem|Ancient Yuletide Troll}} || End || 25% || .4*wt || .8*wt ||
|-
| 66 || {{InlineItem|Dandy Lion}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || [[Ghuol Whelp]] formula
|-
| 81 || {{InlineItem|El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar)}} ([[El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)|REPAIR]]) || End || 50% || (3*wt+5)/2 || (3*wt+5) ||
|-
| 83 || {{InlineItem|Adorable Seal Larva}} with {{InlineItem|pretty pink bow}} equipped || End || 50% || 7 || 15 || Restores MP
|-
| 86 || {{InlineItem|Pet Cheezling}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 86 || {{InlineItem|Pet Cheezling}} (for a Sauceror) || End || 50% || (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+5)/2 || wt+min(20,2*lvl)+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 91 || {{InlineItem|Cotton Candy Carnie}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || [[Ghuol Whelp]] formula
|-
| 99 || {{InlineItem|Mutant Gila Monster}} || End || ??? || (1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2 || (1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5 || gd is [[Grimace|grimacite darkness]]
|- valign="top"
| 100 || {{InlineItem|Cuddlefish}}, on land || End || 50% || (int(.75*wt)+5)/2 || .75*wt+5 || 75% [[Ghuol Whelp]]
|-
| 100 || {{InlineItem|Cuddlefish}}, [[The Sea|underwater]] || End || 50% || (int(1.5*wt)+5)/2 || 1.5*wt+5 || 150% [[Ghuol Whelp]]
|-
| 113 || {{InlineItem|He-Boulder}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 117 || {{InlineItem|Squamous Gibberer}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 124 || {{InlineItem|Baby Bugged Bugbear}} || End || 25% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 137 || {{InlineItem|Pottery Barn Owl}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with V.I.X.E.N. Protocol) || End  || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 172 || {{InlineItem|Adorable Space Buddy}} || End  || ??? || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 191 || {{InlineItem|Topiary Skunk}} || End || 100% || (wt+15)/5 || wt+15 ||
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} || End  || 100% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 266 || {{InlineItem|God Lobster}} with {{InlineItem|God Lobster's Rod}} || ??? || ??? || ??? || ??? || Restores MP
|-
| 272 || {{InlineItem|Plastic Pirate Skull}} || End || ??? || ??? || ??? || Restores MP
|-
|}

==Restores MP==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! When
! Frequency
! HP (Low)
! HP (High)
! Notes
|-
| 77 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)}} || Start || 20% || wt/2 || wt || Only when you've won initiative
|-
| 6 || {{InlineItem|Fuzzy Dice}} || During || 1.7% || wt || wt || When it rolls a 3
|-
| 9 || {{InlineItem|Howling Balloon Monkey}} || During|| 27.5% || wt/4 || wt/2 || Only above 10 pounds
|-
| 16 || {{InlineItem|Cocoabo}} || During|| 8.3% || wt+6 || wt+8 || Restores HP
|-
| 16 || {{InlineItem|Cocoabo}} with <span style="color: red">LIMIT BREAK!</span> || During || 2% || 2*wt+7 || 2*wt+11 || Only at 17+ pounds
|-
| 17 || {{InlineItem|Star Starfish}} || During|| 33% || (wt+3)/2 || wt+3 || Causes equal amount of damage
|-
| 27 || {{InlineItem|Hanukkimbo Dreidl}} || During|| ??% || 1 || wt+1 || When it lands on Heh!
|-
| 28 || {{InlineItem|Baby Yeti}} || During || 50% || wt/2 || wt+5 || Attacks otherwise
|-
| 31 || {{InlineItem|Personal Raincloud}} || During || ??% || 1 || wt/3 || Also restores at end of combat
|-
| 48 || {{InlineItem|Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot}} || During || 5.5% || 1.5*(wt+1)+5 || 1.5*(wt+3)+5 ||
|-
| 52 || {{InlineItem|Spirit Hobo}} || During || 33% || (wt+3)/2 || wt+3 || Requires booze
|-
| 74 || {{InlineItem|Gluttonous Green Ghost}} || During || 33% || (wt+3)/2 || wt+3 || Requires food
|-
| 85 || {{InlineItem|Animated Macaroni Duck}} || During || 33% || (wt+3)/2 || wt+3 ||
|-
| 85 || {{InlineItem|Animated Macaroni Duck}} (for a Pastamancer) || During || 33% || (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3)/2 || wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3 ||
|-
| 87 || {{InlineItem|Autonomous Disco Ball}} with {{InlineItem|stick-on mini solar panels}} || During || ?33%? || 6 || 13 || Fixed 10-lb Starfish
|-
| 106 || {{InlineItem|Midget Clownfish}}, on land  || During || 33% || (int(wt+3))/2 || wt+3 || Causes equal amount in {{element|Sleaze|}} damage
|-
| 106 || {{InlineItem|Midget Clownfish}}, [[The Sea|underwater]] || During || 33% || (int((wt*1.5)+3))/2 || (wt*1.5)+3 || Causes equal amount in {{element|Sleaze|}} damage
|-
| 112 || {{InlineItem|Slimeling}} || During || 50% || || || acts as an improved starfish when fed equipment
|-
| 114 || {{InlineItem|Rock Lobster}}, on land || During || 33% || (int(wt+3))/2 || wt+3 || Causes equal amount in {{element|Hot|}} damage
|-
| 114 || {{InlineItem|Rock Lobster}}, [[The Sea|underwater]] || During || 33% || (int((wt*1.5)+3))/2 || (wt*1.5)+3 || Causes equal amount in {{element|Hot|}} damage
|-
| 120 || {{InlineItem|Stocking Mimic}} || During || 8.3% || wt+6 || wt+8 || Restores HP
|-
| 120 || {{InlineItem|Stocking Mimic}} with <span style="color: red">Happy Holidays!</span> || During  || ? || 2*wt+7 || 2*wt+11 || Restores HP
|-
| 121 || {{InlineItem|Snow Angel}} || During || 33% || (int(wt+3))/2 || wt+3 || Causes equal amount in {{element|Cold|}} damage
|-
| 124 || {{InlineItem|Baby Bugged Bugbear}} || During || 25% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores MP
|-
| 134 || {{InlineItem|Underworld Bonsai}} || During  || 33% || (int(wt+3))/2 || wt+3 || Causes equal amount in {{element|Spooky|}} damage
|-
| 135 || {{InlineItem|Rogue Program}} || During || 33% || (int(wt+3))/2 || wt+3 || Same as starfish
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. Protocol) || During || 33% || (int(wt+3))/2 || wt+3 || Same as starfish
|-
| 149 || {{InlineItem|Dataspider}} || During || ??? || ??? || ??? || Causes equal amount of damage
|-
| 157 || {{InlineItem|Tickle-Me Emilio (familiar)}} || During|| ??? || wt+10 || wt+11 || Restores HP
|-
| 182 || {{InlineItem|Twitching Space Critter}} || During  || 33% || (int(wt+3))/2 || wt+3 || Causes equal amount in {{element|Stench|}} damage
|-
| 260 || {{InlineItem|Unspeakachu (familiar)}} || During || ??? || ??? || ??? || Sometimes recharges buffs
|-
| 270 || {{InlineItem|Sausage Golem}} || During|| ??? || ??? || ??? || 
|-
| 14 || {{InlineItem|Ghuol Whelp}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 21 || {{InlineItem|Whirling Maple Leaf}} || End  || 35% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || 
|-
| 31 || {{InlineItem|Personal Raincloud}} || End || ??% || 1 || wt/3 || Can also restore during combat
|-
| 50 || {{InlineItem|Wild Hare}} || End || 24% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 65 || {{InlineItem|Ancient Yuletide Troll}} || End || ??% || wt*.4 || wt*.8 || Either restores HP or MP, but not both
|-
| 66 || {{InlineItem|Dandy Lion}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 ||
|-
| 83 || {{InlineItem|Adorable Seal Larva}} || End || 50% || 7 || 15 || Fixed 10-lb Ghuol Whelp
|-
| 86 || {{InlineItem|Pet Cheezling}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 86 || {{InlineItem|Pet Cheezling}} (for a Sauceror) || End || 50% || (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+15)/2 || (wt+min(20,2*lvl))+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 91 || {{InlineItem|Cotton Candy Carnie}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 99 || {{InlineItem|Mutant Gila Monster}} || End || ??? || (1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2 || (1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5 || gd is [[Grimace|grimacite darkness]]
|-
| 100 || {{InlineItem|Cuddlefish}}, on land || End || 50% || (int(.75*wt)+5)/2 || .75*wt+5 || 75% [[Ghuol Whelp]]
|-
| 100 || {{InlineItem|Cuddlefish}}, [[The Sea|underwater]] || End || 50% || (int(1.5*wt)+5)/2 || 1.5*wt+5 || 150% [[Ghuol Whelp]]
|-
| 113 || {{InlineItem|He-Boulder}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 117 || {{InlineItem|Squamous Gibberer}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 136 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Hipster}} || End || ??% || wt/2 || wt+6 || Can, but does not necessarily, give HP
|-
| 137 || {{InlineItem|Pottery Barn Owl}} || End || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with V.I.X.E.N. Protocol) || End  || 50% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 172 || {{InlineItem|Adorable Space Buddy}} || End || ??? || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} || End || 100% || (wt+5)/2 || wt+5 || Restores HP
|-
| 266 || {{InlineItem|God Lobster}} with {{InlineItem|God Lobster's Rod}} || ??? || ??? || ??? || ??? || Restores HP
|-
| 272 || {{InlineItem|Plastic Pirate Skull}} || End || ??? || ??? || ??? || Restores HP
|-
|}

==Increases meat drop==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Frequency
! Formula
! Notes
|-
| 2 || {{InlineItem|Leprechaun}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 22 || {{InlineItem|Coffee Pixie}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 23 || {{InlineItem|Cheshire Bat}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6|| 
|-
| 25 || {{InlineItem|Hand Turkey}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6|| 
|-
| 41 || {{InlineItem|Attention-Deficit Demon}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 42 || {{InlineItem|Cymbal-Playing Monkey}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 50 || {{InlineItem|Wild Hare}} || 24%|| 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 57 || {{InlineItem|Jitterbug}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 58 || {{InlineItem|Nervous Tick}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 75 || {{InlineItem|Casagnova Gnome}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 76 || {{InlineItem|Hunchbacked Minion}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 86 || {{InlineItem|Pet Cheezling}} with {{InlineItem|jalapeño slices}} || 100% || 60.9% || Fixed 10-lb Leprechaun
|-
| 89 || {{InlineItem|Hobo Monkey}} || 100% || 2.5*wt + sqrt(275*wt) - 6 || 1.25 leprechaun
|-
| 94 || {{InlineItem|Uniclops}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 95 || {{InlineItem|Psychedelic Bear}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 98 || {{InlineItem|Mutant Cactus Bud}} || 100% || (1.3-.15*gd)*(2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6) || gd is [[Grimace|grimacite darkness]]
|-
| 113 ||{{InlineItem|He-Boulder}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 ||
|-
| 115 || {{InlineItem|Urchin Urchin}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 118 || {{InlineItem|Dancing Frog}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 119 || {{InlineItem|Chauvinist Pig}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 124 || {{InlineItem|Baby Bugged Bugbear}} || 25% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 ||  
|-
| 138 || {{InlineItem|Hippo Ballerina}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 139 || {{InlineItem|Knob Goblin Organ Grinder}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 140 || {{InlineItem|Piano Cat}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 141 || {{InlineItem|Dramatic Hedgehog}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} (with D.O.N.N.E.R. Protocol) || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 154 || {{InlineItem|Bloovian Groose}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 155 || {{InlineItem|Blavious Kloop}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 165 || {{InlineItem|Angry Jung Man}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 165 || {{InlineItem|Unconscious Collective}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 176 || {{InlineItem|Reanimated Reanimator}} (with >4 skulls)|| 100% || 2*skulls + sqrt(220*skulls) - 6 || 
|-
| 178 || {{InlineItem|Grimstone Golem}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 179 || {{InlineItem|Grim Brother}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 192 || {{InlineItem|Golden Monkey}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 193 || {{InlineItem|Adventurous Spelunker}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|Li'l pirate costume}} || 100% || 300% || 
|-
| 206 ||{{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|Li'l liberty costume}} || 100% || 200% || 
|-
| 211 || {{InlineItem|Robortender}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || Potential 2.0 Leprechaun
|-
| 264 || {{InlineItem|Cornbeefadon (familiar)}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 ||
|-
| 266 || {{InlineItem|God Lobster}} with {{InlineItem|God Lobster's Scepter}} || 100% || wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 0.5 Leprechaun
|-
| 267 || {{InlineItem|Cat Burglar}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || 
|-
| 282 || {{InlineItem|Ghost of Crimbo Commerce}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 || Maximum base weight of 40
|-
| 294 || {{InlineItem|Jill-of-All-Trades}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 ||
|-
| 294 || {{InlineItem|Jill-of-All-Trades}} with {{InlineItem|LED candle}} tuned to Ultraviolet Light || 100% || || 1.5 Leprechaun
|-
| 299 || {{InlineItem|Chest Mimic}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 ||
|-
| 300 || {{InlineItem|Mini Kiwi}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 ||
|-
| 304 || {{InlineItem|Doll Moll}} || 100% || 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6 ||
|-
|}

==Produces meat==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Frequency
! Meat (Low)
! Meat (High)
! Notes
|-
| 6 || {{InlineItem|Fuzzy Dice}} || 2.5% || 10 || 10 || When it rolls a 10
|-
| 16 || {{InlineItem|Cocoabo}} || 8.3% || 3*wt+3 || 5*wt+15 ||  Does not produce meat after round 10
|-
| 16 || {{InlineItem|Cocoabo}} + LIMIT BREAK! || 2.2% || 6*wt+6 || 10*wt+30 ||  Does not produce meat after round 10
|-
| 27 || {{InlineItem|Hanukkimbo Dreidl}} || ??% || 1 || 3*wt || When it rolls Gimmel
|-
| 29 || {{InlineItem|Feather Boa Constrictor}} || ??% || 4*wt+4 || 6*wt+18 ||
|-
| 48 || {{InlineItem|Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot}} || 5.5% || 4.5*wt+5 || 7.5*wt+15 || Does not produce meat after round 10
|-
| 89 || {{InlineItem|Hobo Monkey}} || 33% || 50 || 100 || Steals once per combat
|-
| 120 || {{InlineItem|Stocking Mimic}} || 8.3% || 3*wt+3 || 5*wt+15 || Does not produce meat after round 10
|-
| 136 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Hipster}} || ??? || ??? || ??? ||  
|-
| 157 || {{InlineItem|Tickle-Me Emilio (familiar)}} || ??? || 60 || 60 ||  
|}

==Increases item drop==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Frequency
! Formula
! Notes
|-
| 15 || {{InlineItem|Baby Gravy Fairy}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 22 || {{InlineItem|Coffee Pixie}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 26 || {{InlineItem|Crimbo Elf}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 34 || {{InlineItem|Flaming Gravy Fairy}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 35 || {{InlineItem|Frozen Gravy Fairy}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 36 || {{InlineItem|Stinky Gravy Fairy}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 37 || {{InlineItem|Spooky Gravy Fairy}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 39 || {{InlineItem|Pygmy Bugbear Shaman}} || ?? || || Requires MP
|-
| 41 || {{InlineItem|Attention-Deficit Demon}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 49 || {{InlineItem|Sleazy Gravy Fairy}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 50 || {{InlineItem|Wild Hare}} || 12% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 57 || {{InlineItem|Jitterbug}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 66 || {{InlineItem|Dandy Lion}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 69 || {{InlineItem|Jumpsuited Hound Dog}} || 100% || sqrt(68.75*wt)+1.25*wt-3 || 1.25 fairy
|-
| 70 || {{InlineItem|Green Pixie}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 72 || {{InlineItem|Wizard Action Figure}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt/3)+wt/3-3 || 1/3 fairy
|-
| 72 || {{InlineItem|Wizard Action Figure}} with [[mint-condition magic wand]] || 100% || sqrt(110*wt/3)+2*wt/3-3  || 2/3 fairy
|-
| 75 || {{InlineItem|Casagnova Gnome}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 95 || {{InlineItem|Psychedelic Bear}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 || 
|-
| 97 || {{InlineItem|Mutant Fire Ant}} || 100% || (1.3-.15*gd)*(sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3) || gd is [[Grimace|grimacite darkness]]
|-
| 101 || {{InlineItem|Sugar Fruit Fairy}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 107 || {{InlineItem|Syncopated Turtle}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 112 || {{InlineItem|Slimeling}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 || Can also "pickpocket" equipment
|-
| 116 || {{InlineItem|Grouper Groupie}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 118 || {{InlineItem|Dancing Frog}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 122 || {{InlineItem|Jack-in-the-Box}} || 50% || 2*(sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3) || 50% chance to act after (non-consecutive) combats
|-
| 124 || {{InlineItem|Baby Bugged Bugbear}} || 25% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 || 100% frequency with [[bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t]] equipped
|-
| 138 || {{InlineItem|Hippo Ballerina}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 140 || {{InlineItem|Piano Cat}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} with [[robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.|D.A.N.C.E.R. Protocol]] || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 146 || {{InlineItem|Obtuse Angel}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 148 || {{InlineItem|Li'l Xenomorph}} with [[Tiny top hat and cane]] || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3  || 
|-
| 150 || {{InlineItem|Pair of Stomping Boots}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 155 || {{InlineItem|Blavious Kloop}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 156 || {{InlineItem|Peppermint Rhino}}|| 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 || Twice as effective for [[Candy|Candy]]
|-
| 158 || {{InlineItem|Steam-Powered Cheerleader }} || 100% || (sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3) * (1 + ceiling(st / 500)) || st is steam; starts at 200 each day, decreases by 2 per combat (1 with familiar equipment)
|-
| 162 || {{InlineItem|Reagnimated Gnome}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 165 || {{InlineItem|Angry Jung Man}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 171 || {{InlineItem|Gelatinous Cubeling}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 175 || {{InlineItem|Mechanical Songbird}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 || Ability presumed, Works better in Dreadsylvania
|-
| 176 || {{InlineItem|Reanimated Reanimator}} (with >4 legs)|| 100% || sqrt(55*legs)+legs-3 ||
|-
| 178 || {{InlineItem|Grimstone Golem}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 188 || {{InlineItem|Fist Turkey}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 190 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Crimbot}} || 100% || 20% || When configured with Lambada-Class Dancing Legs
|-
| 193 || {{InlineItem|Adventurous Spelunker}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 200 || {{InlineItem|Choctopus}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 201 || {{InlineItem|Rockin' Robin}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 203 || {{InlineItem|Intergnat}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|Li'l ninja costume}} || 100% || 150% || 
|-
| 206 ||{{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|Li'l liberty costume}} || 100% || 100% || 
|-
| 207 || {{InlineItem|Chocolate Lab}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 210 || {{InlineItem|Optimistic Candle}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 211 || {{InlineItem|Robortender}} after it has drunk a {{InlineItem|double entendre}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt*0.5)+0.5*wt-3 || 0.5 fairy ||
|-
| 211 || {{InlineItem|Robortender}} after it has drunk a {{InlineItem|single entendre}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 213 || {{InlineItem|XO Skeleton}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 || Can also "pickpocket" equipment ||
|-
| 214 || {{InlineItem|Garbage Fire}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 263 || {{InlineItem|Bowlet (familiar)}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 264 || {{InlineItem|Cornbeefadon (familiar)}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 266 || {{InlineItem|God Lobster}} with {{InlineItem|God Lobster's Scepter}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt*0.5)+0.5*wt-3 || 0.5 fairy ||
|-
| 266 || {{InlineItem|God Lobster}} with {{InlineItem|God Lobster's Crown}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 267 || {{InlineItem|Cat Burglar}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 271 || {{InlineItem|Elf Operative}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 275 || {{InlineItem|Red-Nosed Snapper}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 || 1.5 fairy underwater ||
|-
| 280 || {{InlineItem|Ghost of Crimbo Carols}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 287 || {{InlineItem|Grey Goose}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 290 || {{InlineItem|Hobo in Sheep's Clothing}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 294 || {{InlineItem|Jill-of-All-Trades}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
| 294 || {{InlineItem|Jill-of-All-Trades}} with {{InlineItem|LED candle}} tuned to Disco Ball Light || 100% || sqrt(55*wt*1.5)+1.5*wt-3 || 1.5 fairy ||
|-
| 299 || {{InlineItem|Chest Mimic}} || 100% || sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 ||
|-
|}

==Adventure gain==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Frequency
! Notes
|-
| 43 || {{InlineItem|Temporal Riftlet}} || Wt/1000 ||
|-
| 50 || {{InlineItem|Wild Hare}} || Every 15 adventures ||
|-
| 50 || {{InlineItem|Wild Hare}} with [[miniature dormouse]] || Every 12 adventures ||
|-
| 82 || {{InlineItem|Mad Hatrack}} || ??? || When equipped with [[time helmet]]
|-
| 117 || {{InlineItem|Squamous Gibberer}} || Every 15 adventures ||
|-
| 117 || {{InlineItem|Squamous Gibberer}} underwater || Every 7-8 adventures ||
|-
| 152 || {{InlineItem|Fancypants Scarecrow}} || ??? || When equipped with [[time trousers]]
|-
| 162 || {{InlineItem|Reagnimated Gnome}} with [[Gnomish housemaid's kgnee]] || 1% chance (and more!) || See the [[Gnomish housemaid's kgnee#Notes|item notes]] for details
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|Li'l unicorn costume}} || Rollover || +5
|-
| 307 || {{InlineItem|Quantum Entangler}} wearing {{InlineItem|Quantum watch}} || Rollover || +2
|-
|}

==Buffs==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Buff
! Frequency
! Duration
|-
| rowspan=5 | 44 || rowspan=5 | {{InlineItem|Sweet Nutcracker}} 
|| [[Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy]] (+Item Drops) || ??% || ceil(wt/3)
|-
| [[Rushin' Hands]] (Melee+3)|| ??% || ceil(wt/3)
|-
| [[Arabian Knighthood]] (+5% Mus)|| ??% || ceil(wt/3)
|-
| [[Oriental Mysticism]] (+5% Myst)|| ??% || ceil(wt/3)
|-
| [[Reedy Pipes]] (+5% Moxie) || ??% || ceil(wt/3)
|-
| rowspan=3 | 77 || rowspan=3 |  {{InlineItem|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)}} 
|| [[Cybernetic Muscles]] (+10% Mus)|| ??% || ceil(wt/3)
|-
| [[Neuromancy]] (+10% Myst)|| ??% || ceil(wt/3)
|-
| [[Can Has Cyborger]] (+10% Mox) || ??% || ceil(wt/3)
|-
| rowspan=3 | 167 || rowspan=3 |  {{InlineItem|Nanorhino}} 
|| [[Nanobrawny]] (+25% Mus, damage +10, regen 4-8hp)|| When using muscle skill at 100% || 50
|-
| [[Nanobrainy]] (+50% Myst, spell damage +20, regen 2-4mp)|| When using mysticality skill at 100% || 50
|-
| [[Nanoballsy]] (+25% Mox, +20% initiative, +30% pickpocket chance) || When using moxie skill at 100% || 50
|-
| rowspan=7 | 158 || rowspan=7 |  {{InlineItem|Steam-Powered Cheerleader}} 
|| [[Strong Spirit]] (+15 Mus) || ??% || 1
|-
|| [[Wise Spirit]] (+15 Myst) || ??% || 1
|-
|| [[Frisky Spirit]] (+15 Mox) || ??% || 1
|-
|| [[Inappropriate Spirit]] (+20 {{element|Sleaze}}, +20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}) || ??% || 1
|-
|| [[Fiery Spirit]] (+20 {{element|Hot}}, +20 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}) || ??% || 1
|-
|| [[Cool Spirit]] (+20 {{element|Cold}}, +20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}})  || ??% || 1
|-
|| [[Resilient Spirit]] (+15 Damage Reduction, +50 Damage Absorbtion) || ??% || 1
|}

==Produces specific items==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Item
! Frequency
! Limit?
|-
| 48 || {{InlineItem|Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot}} || {{InlineItem|toast}} || 2.5% || None
|-
| 53 || {{InlineItem|Astral Badger}} || {{InlineItem|astral mushroom}} || 25% || 5
|-
| 65 || {{InlineItem|Ancient Yuletide Troll}} || {{InlineItem|disintegrating sheet music}} || 3.3% || None
|-
| 68 || {{InlineItem|Penguin Goodfella}} || {{InlineItem|Goodfella contract}} || 5%-100%* || None
|-
| 70 || {{InlineItem|Green Pixie}} || {{InlineItem|tiny bottle of absinthe}} || 5-20% || 5
|-
| 80 || {{InlineItem|RoboGoose}} || {{InlineItem|robotronic egg}} || 12.5% || None
|-
| 90 || {{InlineItem|Llama Lama}} || {{InlineItem|llama lama gong}} || 4-20% || 5
|-
| 91 || {{InlineItem|Cotton Candy Carnie}} || Only when HP and MP are >90% full: {{InlineItem|cotton candy pinch}}, {{InlineItem|cotton candy smidgen}}, {{InlineItem|cotton candy skoshe}}, {{InlineItem|cotton candy plug}}, {{InlineItem|cotton candy cone}}, {{InlineItem|cotton candy pillow}}, {{InlineItem|cotton candy bale}} || ??% || 10
|-
| 101 || {{InlineItem|Sugar Fruit Fairy}} || {{InlineItem|sugar banana}}, {{InlineItem|sugar cherry}}, {{InlineItem|sugar lime}}, {{InlineItem|sugar plum}} || ??% || ?
|-
| 111 || {{InlineItem|Baby Sandworm}} || {{InlineItem|agua de vida}} || 4-20% || 5
|-
| 112 || {{InlineItem|Slimeling}} || {{InlineItem|slime stack}} (after feeding it a piece of [[Meatsmithing#Basic_Meatsmithing.2C_Tier_1|basic meat gear]]) || 100/(N+1)%<br />where N is the number that have dropped this ascension || None
|-
| 114 || {{InlineItem|Rock Lobster}} || {{InlineItem|floaty sand}} || 2% || 3?
|-
| 120 || {{InlineItem|Stocking Mimic}} || {{InlineItem|bag of many confections}}, {{InlineItem|BitterSweetTarts}}, {{InlineItem|Piddles}}, {{InlineItem|Polka Pop}} || ~16% for candy || 1/day for equipment
|-
| 123 || {{InlineItem|BRICKO chick}} || {{InlineItem|BRICKO brick}} || 50% || None?
|-
| 124 || {{InlineItem|Baby Bugged Bugbear}} || {{InlineItem|oriole-feather headdress}}, {{InlineItem|plastic passion fruit}}, {{InlineItem|seal-clubbing club}}, {{InlineItem|toast}}, {{InlineItem|vampire heart}} || ??% || Can drop more than one item per combat
|-
| 124 || {{InlineItem|Baby Bugged Bugbear}} with [[bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t]] || {{InlineItem|Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion}}, {{InlineItem|meat st‰¿bing club}}, {{InlineItem|old school Mafia knicke½æ}}, {{InlineItem|TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡}} || ??% || Can drop more than one item per combat
|-
| 135 || {{InlineItem|Rogue Program}} || {{InlineItem|Game Grid token}} || ??% || 5
|-
| 137 || {{InlineItem|Pottery Barn Owl}} || {{InlineItem|Volcanic ash}} || 2-5%? || ?
|-
| 139 || {{InlineItem|Knob Goblin Organ Grinder}} || {{InlineItem|badass pie}}, {{InlineItem|dead lights pie}}, {{InlineItem|igloo pie}}, {{InlineItem|liver and let pie}}, {{InlineItem|piping organ pie}}, {{InlineItem|shoo-fish pie}}, {{InlineItem|stomach turnover}}, {{InlineItem|throbbing organ pie}} || after a specific number of combats ||
|-
| 143 || {{InlineItem|Robot Reindeer}} || {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.}}, {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.}}, {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.}}, {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.}}, {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.}}, {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.}}, {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.}}, {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.}}, {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.}}, {{InlineItem|robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.}} || ~5 combats || O.L.I.V.E. protocol drops rarely
|-
| 146 || {{InlineItem|Obtuse Angel}} || {{InlineItem|arrowgram}}, {{InlineItem|time's arrow}} || 2-4% || None
|-
| 148 || {{InlineItem|Li'l Xenomorph}} || {{InlineItem|transporter transponder}} || ??% || 5
|-
| 150 || {{InlineItem|Pair of Stomping Boots}} || {{InlineItem|beastly paste}}, {{InlineItem|bug paste}}, {{InlineItem|chlorophyll paste}}, {{InlineItem|cosmic paste}}, {{InlineItem|Crimbo paste}}, {{InlineItem|demonic paste}}, {{InlineItem|ectoplasmic paste}}, {{InlineItem|elemental paste}}, {{InlineItem|fishy paste}}, {{InlineItem|goblin paste}}, {{InlineItem|gooey paste}}, {{InlineItem|greasy paste}}, {{InlineItem|hippy paste}}, {{InlineItem|hobo paste}}, {{InlineItem|indescribably horrible paste}}, {{InlineItem|Mer-kin paste}}, {{InlineItem|oily paste}}, {{InlineItem|orc paste}}, {{InlineItem|penguin paste}}, {{InlineItem|pirate paste}}, {{InlineItem|slimy paste}}, {{InlineItem|strange paste}},  || When using [[Release the Boots]] || 7
|-
| 154 || {{InlineItem|Bloovian Groose}} || {{InlineItem|groose grease}} || ??% || 5
|-
| 155 || {{InlineItem|Blavious Kloop}} || {{InlineItem|devilish folio}} || ??% || 5
|-
| 159 || {{InlineItem|Happy Medium}} || [[Siphon Spirits|Many different booze items]] || When using [[Siphon Spirits]] || None
|-
| 165 || {{InlineItem|Angry Jung Man}} || {{InlineItem|psychoanalytic jar}} || after 30 combats || 1
|-
| 166 || {{InlineItem|Unconscious Collective}} || {{InlineItem|Unconscious Collective Dream Jar}} || ??% || 5
|-
| 171 || {{InlineItem|Gelatinous Cubeling}} || {{InlineItem|anti-anti-antidote}}, {{InlineItem|Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment}}, {{InlineItem|Knob Goblin firecracker}}, {{InlineItem|razor-sharp can lid}}, {{InlineItem|soda water}}, {{InlineItem|spider web}}<br /> Once per ascension: {{InlineItem|eleven-foot pole}}, {{InlineItem|ring of Detect Boring Doors}}, {{InlineItem|Pick-O-Matic lockpicks}} || every 3rd combat || None
|-
| 175 || {{InlineItem|Mechanical Songbird}} || {{InlineItem|intricate clockwork egg}} || ??% || ??
|-
| 178 || {{InlineItem|Grimstone Golem}} || {{InlineItem|grimstone mask}} || after 40-50 combats || 1
|-
| 179 || {{InlineItem|Grim Brother}} || {{InlineItem|grim fairy tale}} || ??% || 5
|-
| 180 || {{InlineItem|Miniature Sword & Martini Guy}} || {{InlineItem|mini-martini}} || ??% || ??
|-
| 182 || {{InlineItem|Twitching Space Critter}} || {{InlineItem|twitching space egg}} || 0.02% || None
|-
| 183 || {{InlineItem|Galloping Grill}} || {{InlineItem|bottle of lighter fluid}}, {{InlineItem|hot ashes}}, {{InlineItem|shaker of dry rub}}<br /><br />Depending on player class: {{InlineItem|liquid smoke}} (Muscle) ''or'' {{InlineItem|dollop of barbecue sauce}} (Mysticality) ''or'' {{InlineItem|bowl of marinade}} (Moxie)  || ??% || 5 {{plural|hot ashes}}
|-
| 188 || {{InlineItem|Fist Turkey}} || Depending on player level: {{InlineItem|Friendly Turkey}} (lvl. 1-4) ''or'' {{InlineItem|Agitated Turkey}} (lvl. 5-7) ''or'' {{InlineItem|Ambitious Turkey}} (lvl. 8+) || ??% || 5
|-
| 192 || {{InlineItem|Golden Monkey}} || {{InlineItem|powdered gold}}, {{InlineItem|gold nuggets}} (from monsters without Meat drops)|| ??% || 5 {{plural|gold nuggets}}
|-
| 193 || {{InlineItem|Adventurous Spelunker}} || {{InlineItem|Tales of Spelunking_(item)}} || after 2-13 combats || 1
|-
| 203 || {{InlineItem|Intergnat}} || {{InlineItem|BACON}} || 100% || 
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} || {{InlineItem|Prunets}} || Sometimes when [[Trick-or-Treating]] at dark houses || ??
|-
| 210 || {{InlineItem|Optimistic Candle}} || {{InlineItem|glob of melted wax}} || every 30 combats || ??
|-
| 211 || {{InlineItem|Robortender}} || [[Robortender#Booze Drops|Mixers and cocktail ingredients]] Mixers and cocktail ingredients || ?? || ??
|-
| 294 || {{InlineItem|Jill-of-All-Trades}} || {{InlineItem|Map to a candy-rich block}} || ?? || 3
|-
| 307 || {{InlineItem|Quantum Entangler}} || {{InlineItem|Quantized familiar experience}} || every 11 combats || ??
|-
|}

==Boosts initiative==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Init formula
|-
| 159 || {{InlineItem|Happy Medium}} || Initiative +(weight)%
|-
| 168 || {{InlineItem|Oily Woim}} || Initiative +(2 x weight)%
|-
| 186 || {{InlineItem|Xiblaxian Holo-Companion}} || Initiative +(2 x weight)%
|}

==Boosts elemental resistance==
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|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Strength
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| 72 || {{InlineItem|Exotic Parrot}} || +1 resist per 4 lb
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| 265 || {{InlineItem|Mu (familiar)}} || +1 resist per 4 lb
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==Unique abilities==
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|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! ID
! Familiar
! Effect
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| 50 || {{InlineItem|Wild Hare}} || Removes [[Beaten Up]] effect
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| 59 || {{InlineItem|Reassembled Blackbird}} || Finds [[The Black Market]] ([[Quest_for_the_Holy_MacGuffin|Quest]])
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| 69 || {{InlineItem|Jumpsuited Hound Dog}} || Increases combat rate by floor(weight/6) to a maximum of +5%
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| 81 || {{InlineItem|El Vibrato Megadrone (familiar)}} ([[El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)|BUFF]]) || Increases [[Bonus Weapon Damage|weapon damage]] by 2*wt to 3*wt<br />Acts 50% of the time
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| 92 || {{InlineItem|Disembodied Hand}} || Grants the player the enchantments of the weapon with which it is equipped
|-
| 104 || {{InlineItem|Magic Dragonfish}} || Increases [[Bonus Spell Damage|spell damage]] percentage by 2*wt<br />Caps at 100% on land
|- 
| 105 || {{InlineItem|Frumious Bandersnatch}} || Performs a variety of actions based upon skills the player uses
|- 
| 109 || {{InlineItem|Purse Rat}} || Increases [[Monster Level]] by floor(weight/2).
|-
| 112 || {{InlineItem|Slimeling}} || Sometimes steals equipment from enemies
|- 
| 113 || {{InlineItem|He-Boulder}} || [[Point_at_your_opponent|Fires beams from its eyes]] for a variety of effects
|- 
| 136 || {{InlineItem|Mini-Hipster}} || Generates turn-free opponents to fight, based on equipment
|-
| 146 || {{InlineItem|Obtuse Angel}} || Can [[Fire a badly romantic arrow]] 1/day to turn enemy into a wandering monster.
|- 
| 147 || {{InlineItem|Reconstituted Crow}} || Finds [[The Black Market]] ([[Quest_for_the_Holy_MacGuffin|Quest]]) in [[Bees Hate You]]
|- 
| 150 || {{InlineItem|Pair of Stomping Boots}} || Can [[Release the Boots|stomp on your opponent]] to produce paste. Free runaways weight/5 times per day
|- 
| 159 || {{InlineItem|Happy Medium}} || Can [[Siphon Spirits]] from enemies
|- 
| 160 || {{InlineItem|Artistic Goth Kid}} || Additional PvP fights, generates turn-free opponents to fight
|- 
| 166 || {{InlineItem|Unconscious Collective}} || Free rests 3/day
|- 
| 172 || {{InlineItem|Adorable Space Buddy}} || Gives 1000 in each stat every 300 adventures
|- 
| 173 || {{InlineItem|Nosy Nose}} || Can increase the encounter rate of an enemy
|-
| 176 || {{InlineItem|Reanimated Reanimator}} || 1/day can turn enemy into a wandering monster when you [[Wink at (Familiar Name)]]
|-
| 179 || {{InlineItem|Grim Brother}} || 1/day can grant you a choice of one of 3 [[Barely Tales|buffs]] (30 Adventures)
|-
| 203 || {{InlineItem|Intergnat}} || Applies modifiers to monsters
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} || Doubles candy from lit houses when [[Trick-or-Treating]]
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|li'l knight costume}} || All attributes +15
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|li'l unicorn costume}} || +5 PvP fights at rollover
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|li'l candy corn costume}} || Superhuman resistance to all elements (+5)
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|li'l robot costume}} || Reduced rad sickness in [[Nuclear Autumn]]
|-
| 206 || {{InlineItem|Trick-or-Treating Tot}} wearing {{InlineItem|li'l eyeball costume}} || -10% monster encounters
|-
| 260 || {{InlineItem|Unspeakachu (familiar)}} || Occasionally recharges buffs
|-
| 261 || {{InlineItem|Stooper (familiar)}} || +1 to Liver capacity only when familiar is active
|-
| 262 || {{InlineItem|Disgeist (familiar)}} || Decreases combat rate by floor(weight/7.5) to a maximum of -10%. 
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==Breathes underwater==
{{Water Breathers}}

==See Also==
*[[Content Familiar]]
*[[Equipment Familiar]]

[[Category:Familiars|*Familiars (Ordered By Type)]]