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{{battle|text=This just doesn't make any sense. I mean, a zombie is a reanimated corpse of a living thing. How could a metal can possibly be a zombie?

These questions somehow seem irrelevant when you're facing a rusty can full of rotting asparagus wielding a knife. Er, the can's got the knife, that is. The asparagus doesn't.
|hit=It staggers forward and bumps repeatedly into your shins. Not the most effective attack ever, but it hurts. {{ouch|1}}

It slashes the top of your skull open with its asparagus knife. You suddenly find yourself thinking about strange-smelling pee. {{ouch|1}}

It tries to gnaw on your brrraaains, but it doesn't have any teeth. It does put a decent dent in your skull with the edge of its can, though. {{ouch|1}}
|miss=It lurches toward you, but you back up and leave it in the lurch.

It tries to gnaw on your brains, but doesn't have any teeth with which to crack your skull.

It slashes at your skull, trying to expose your tasty brrraaaains, but you're too thickheaded.
|critical=!
|fumble=!}}

{{meat|mval=5}}
{{acquire|item=asparagus knife|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=razor-sharp can lid|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=stalk of asparagus|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=zombie pineal gland|chance=?}}
{{stat|1}}
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Occurred at [[Market Square, 28 Days Later]].