View source for Gift-a-pult Messages (stuffed)

The [[gift-a-pult]] allows various [[gift items]] to be used in combat.  Each item's combat message is preceded with "You load the <item> into the gift-a-pult and pull the trigger." 

*''[[stuffed angry cow]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed angry cow|text=Your opponent starts beating the crap out of it, not stopping until <it> hurts <its> self for X damage in the process.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed astral badger]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed astral badger|text=A snake leaps out of another dimension at the badger, sees that it's stuffed, then attacks him for 20 damage instead.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed baby gravy fairy]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed baby gravy fairy|text=It hits your opponent right in their eye. Yes, even if he doesn't have eyes you can see. It then dances, scouring said eye for 25 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed bandersnatch]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed bandersnatch|text=It flooms through the atomosphair, stritting him for a frumious 106 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed Baron von Ratsworth]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed Baron von Ratsworth|text=An angry adventurer swings a seal clubbing club at it but misses, hitting your opponent for 44 damage. |type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed can of asparagus]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed can of asparagus|text=It bonks against him for an adorable 2 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed carpenter]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed carpenter|text=A flock of birds suddenly appears because it's near, and pecks your opponent for 122 damage. |type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed caterpillar]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed caterpillar|text=It exhales a puff of smoke at your opponent, and he gets choked up for 122 damage. |type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed Cheshire bitten]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed Cheshire bitten|text=It bonks against him for an adorable 23 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed club]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed club|text=The club bounces ineffectually off your opponent, only dealing 1 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed cocoabo]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed cocoabo|text=It pecks him with its little felt beak, somehow doing 23 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed crazy bastard sword|text=A giant stuffed stick figure holding a martini chases after the sword, trampling your opponent for X damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed dodecapede]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed dodecapede|text=Turns out each of those fluffy arms conceals a poisonous barb, which do an aggregate 10 damage. Apparently, there aren't any consumer watchdog groups in Loathing.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed dodo]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed dodo|text=It pogos through the air like a yoyo, and lands on him for 109 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed flaming gravy fairy]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed flaming gravy fairy|text=It catches fire in mid-air, and burns him for 25 damage, with fire that is mystical and therefore not hot.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed frozen gravy fairy]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed frozen gravy fairy|text=A chunk of frozen gravy falls out of it and hits him for 23 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed ghuol whelp]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed ghuol whelp|text=It coughs up some stuffing and re-stuffs itself with his innards, for 24 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed hand turkey]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed hand turkey|text=A horde of collectors stampedes after it, thinking it's the real thing, and tramples him for 25 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed Hodgman]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed Hodgman|text=It mutters a stream of bizarre nonsense as it smacks <it> for ~ 11936 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed key]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed key|text=The key lands on your opponent and somehow unlocks <its> potential to take X damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech|text=It switches its phasers from 'hug' to 'hit for 23 damage,' and fires a shot.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed martini]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed martini|text=A giant stuffed stick figure holding a sword chases after the martini, trampling your opponent for X damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed Meat]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed Meat|text=A noob leaps up to catch the meat, and lands on <it> for X damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed mind flayer]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed mind flayer|text=It flays your opponent'ss' mind for 25 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed mink]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed mink|text=A hippy throws a bucket of paint at it (bucket and all), and misses, hitting your opponent for 42 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed Mob Penguin]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed Mob Penguin|text=It pulls out a toy kneecapping stick and hits him for 2459 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed monocle]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed monocle|text=It slices through your opponent for X damage. Woah, turns out the monocle had a razor-sharp edge. Hardcore, man.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed ninja snowman]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed ninja snowman|text=It disappears in midair, and your opponent falls to the ground, sustaining X damage. Mysteeeerious.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed pocketwatch]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed pocketwatch|text=It bonks against him for a timely 125 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed porpoise]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed porpoise|text=It porpoisefully bonks its nose against him for 106 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed sabre-toothed lime]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed sabre-toothed lime|text=It bites him for 5421 damage, saving him from the scourge of toy scurvy in the process.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed scary death orb]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed scary death orb|text=It looks enough like a real scary death orb that your opponent freaks out, runs blindly away, and smacks a wall for 22 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed sleazy gravy fairy]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed sleazy gravy fairy|text=It hits on him, then straight up hits him for 24 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed snowy owl]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed snowy owl|text=It delivers a letter to your opponent which reads, "you have just taken 23 damage."|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed spooky gravy fairy]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed spooky gravy fairy|text=It lands near your opponent, and ignores him so hard that it does 24 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed stab bat]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed stab bat|text=It stabs him both vigorously and ineffectually. Fortunately, your opponent is allergic to felt, so he still takes 239 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed stinky gravy fairy]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed stinky gravy fairy|text=The stench coming off of it causes a buzzard to drop out of the sky and land on him for 25 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed teddy butler]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed teddy butler|text=It butles your opponent for X damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed tin of caviar]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed tin of caviar|text=It lodges in one of your opponent's windpipe for a very posh X damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed treasure chest]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed treasure chest|text=It opens in mid-air and dumps its contents on your opponent. Looks like it was full of X damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed undead elbow macaroni]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed undead elbow macaroni|text=It beats the stuffing out of your opponent for 23 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed walrus]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed walrus|text=It flaps its flippers against <it>, and <it> looks surprised that the walrus isn't just a head, as pictured. The flippers do X damage, by the way, goo goo ga joob.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed yeti]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed yeti|text=The yeti attacks with all the felt-based rage it can muster, doing 1036 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed yo-yo]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed yo-yo|text=A nearby cat sees it go flying by and leaps after it, landing on your opponent and scratching for 21 damage.|type=combat}}
*''[[stuffed zmobie]]:''
{{useitem|item=stuffed zmobie|text=It gnaws on him with its little felt teeth, for 53 damage.|type=combat}}

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[[Category:Gift Items]] [[Category:Combat Items]]