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{{battle|text=This hippy looks like your average, garden-variety hippy, except that he's completely naked, covered in various colors of body paint, and his eyes have giant spirals instead of irises or pupils. As you get closer, though, you hear him muttering to himself.

"I can't believe I turned into a glass of orange juice, man," he says. "At least I'm high in Vitamin C, man. I probably shouldn't have done those twenty tabs of acid at breakfast, man. I hope I'm pulp-free, because otherwise that'd just be gross. It's going to be tricky making it through life as a glass of orange juice, man."
|hit=You try to smack him and your hand collides with something that's invisible and feels like glass. Weird. {{ouch|6}}

You try to smack him and get orange juice all over your hand. Weird. It burns a little. {{ouch|6}} {{element|hot}}

He bows towards you, and you taste orange juice. Weird. Then you encounter pulpy bits. Gross. {{ouch|6}} {{element|sleaze}}

He raises his arms and does a glass-of-orange-juice dance. You really wish he'd kept his arms down, so you could keep your lunch down too. {{ouch|6}} {{element|stench}}
|miss=He doesn't seem all that interested in attacking, given that he's a glass of orange juice and all.

|critical=He describes in great detail all of the adventures he's had while he was on drugs. The description of his hallucinations is partly amusing, but mostly boring. You chew the insides of your mouth to stay awake. {{ouch|8}}
|fumble=He curls up in the fetal position and mutters "I never really ''liked'' orange juice all that much. Does that mean I hate myself, man?"}}

{{meat|Mval=400}}
{{acquire|item=green clay bead|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=orange peel hat|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=bullet-proof corduroys|chance=?%}}
{{acquire|item=Lockenstock™ sandals|chance=?%}}
{{acquire|item=round purple sunglasses|chance=?%}}
{{stat|55}}
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Occurs in [[The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)]]

==Notes==
*{{Uncopyable}}
Occurs between 901 and 999 hippie casualties, if at all.

==References==
*This adventure refers to an [http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/orange.asp urban legend] about a man who spent the rest of his life thinking he was a glass of orange juice after an overdose of LSD.
*Also a reference to the episode of The Simpsons, where, on a holiday in Japan, they enter a game show which leads to them falling in orange juice in an attempt to claim plane tickets to America. When Homer exclaims "It burns!!", the host mentions that it is "full of wasabi", a spicy paste made from a plant native to Japan.

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