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{{familiar
|famid=25
|name=Hand Turkey
|H1=Gobble gobble hey
|H2=Beak and fingers hunt and peck
|H3=Victory and Meat.
|ability=Does lots of things, gobble gobble
|function=Attacks enemies and acts as a 1.0x Leprechaun
|throne=+20% [[Meat from Monsters]], sometimes gives 7-15 [[meat]]
|hatchling=hand turkey outline
|equipment=candied yam pinky ring
|ucm=3
|sh=2
|oc=1
|hns=1
|hands=0
|wings=1
|animal=1
|clothes=0
|eyes=1
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=0
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=0
|bug=0}}

*Regular messages:
*:<name> viciously pecks your opponent, doing X damage.
*:<name> pecks at the ground, scrounging up some more Meat.
*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:<Name> lies down on a sheet of paper and traces itself again. It starts to hand you the outline, then mumbles something about torch-and-pitchfork-wielding mobs, and gives you some Meat, instead. {{meat|amount=7-15}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]: 
*:<Name> hops out of his Buddy Bjorn and scratches and pecks at the ground until he discovers some shallowly-buried meat. About which, the less contemplated, the better.
{{meat|amount=6-14}}
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> scratches on the ground with all five nails and finds some extra meat.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> does The Funky Turkey around the maypole.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name> smiles with his wax lips -- it's a smile you know like the back of your hand.

==Arena Messages==
*None - familiar has no weaknesses.

==Notes==
*Was available in the [[Mr. Store]] during November, 2004.
*This is the first Mr. Store familiar to become completely unavailable in [[The Mall of Loathing|The Mall]] at any price.
*Damage done ranges from X+1 to X+3 where X is the weight of the familiar.
*This familiar will attack 25% of the time, regardless of weight.
*There exists a [[stuffed hand turkey|stuffed]] version of this familiar.

==References==
*A [http://www.flickr.com/photos/3e/sets/72157594386595920/ hand turkey] is a [http://www.paulabecker.com/blog/?p=452 drawing of a turkey] made by tracing a hand, typically using the thumb to represent the turkey's head and the fingers for feathers. It is common for 5-6 year-old American children to draw these in school, usually around [[Wikipedia:Thanksgiving (United_States)|Thanksgiving]].
*"Gobble Gobble Hey", from the first line in the haiku description, is a poultry-flavored rewording of "Gabba Gabba Hey", which was used in the chorus from the [[Wikipedia:Ramones|Ramones]] song "Pinhead", inspired by a similar line from the 1933 movie "Freaks".
*Doing "The Funky Turkey" around the maypole is a play on the [[Wikipedia:Rufus Thomas|Funky Chicken]], a novelty dance from 1969.
*The reference to hunt and peck in the haiku description refers to the method of untrained [[Wikipedia:Typing|typing]], where typists struggle to find each key (hunt) and then hit it with only one of their two index fingers (peck).