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[["DRINK ME" potion]]
&#42; [[5-hour acrimony]]
&#42; [[antique bottle opener]]
&#42; [[antique painting of a landscape]]
&#42; [[antique pair of blue jeans]]
&#42; [[antique record album]]
&#42; [[antique souvenir drawing]]
&#42; [[Asleep in the Cemetery]]
&#42; [[astral mushroom]]
&#42; [[bag of lard]]
&#42; [[bed of coals]]
&#42; [[BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt]]
&#42; [[BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt]]
&#42; [[BGE pocket calendar]]
&#42; [[BGE tiny plastic toy]]
&#42; [[Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook]]
&#42; [[big bundle of chamoix]]
&#42; [[Blind-packed capsule toy]]
&#42; [[Blizzards I Have Died In]]
&#42; [[bone meal]]
&#42; [[bone spurs]]
&#42; [[boneana hammock]]
&#42; [[bonedanna]]
&#42; [[bottle of antifreeze]]
&#42; [[bottle of Blank-Out]]
&#42; [[bottle of Mystic Shell]]
&#42; [[BRICKO brick]]
&#42; [[can of CRIMBCOLA]]
&#42; [[can of fake snow]]
&#42; [[can of spinach]]
&#42; [[candied kobold]]
&#42; [[candy cane]]
&#42; [[candy cornucopia]]
&#42; [[cold hots candy]]
&#42; [[colored-light "necklace"]]
&#42; [[colorful plastic ball]]
&#42; [[comfy coffin]]
&#42; [[concentrated garbage juice]]
&#42; [[cotton candy cocoon]]
&#42; [[CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)]]
&#42; [[CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)]]
&#42; [[CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)]]
&#42; [[CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)]]
&#42; [[CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)]]
&#42; [[crystallized memory]]
&#42; [[cyclops eyedrops]]
&#42; [[deadly lampshade]]
&#42; [[disassembled clover]]
&#42; [[divine champagne popper]]
&#42; [[donkey flipbook]]
&#42; [[epic wad]]
&#42; [[fancy but probably evil chocolate]]
&#42; [[filth-encrusted futon]]
&#42; [[floaty inverse geode]]
&#42; [[fossilized bat skull]]
&#42; [[fossilized limb]]
&#42; [[fossilized serpent skull]]
&#42; [[fossilized spike]]
&#42; [[fossilized spine]]
&#42; [[fossilized torso]]
&#42; [[fossilized wing]]
&#42; [[frigid air mattress]]
&#42; [[frozen banquet]]
&#42; [[glow-in-the-dark dart gun]]
&#42; [[glowing frisbee]]
&#42; [[grass blade]]
&#42; [[grass clippings]]
&#42; [[grass hat]]
&#42; [[grass skirt]]
&#42; [[Greatest American Pants]]
&#42; [[guy made of bee pollen]]
&#42; [[imitation nice watch]]
&#42; [[Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (item)|Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration]]
&#42; [[jawbruiser]]
&#42; [[Let Me Be!]]
&#42; [[lewd playing card]]
&#42; [[llama lama gong]]
&#42; [[Loathing Legion knife]]
&#42; [[Maxing, Relaxing]] 
&#42; [[Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler]]
&#42; [[nanite-infested candy cane]]
&#42; [[natty blue ascot]]
&#42; [[organ grinder]]
&#42; [[Pack of Alice's Army Cards]]
&#42; [[phial of coldness]]
&#42; [[phial of hotness]]
&#42; [[phial of sleaziness]]
&#42; [[phial of spookiness]]
&#42; [[phial of stench]]
&#42; [[poltergeist-in-the-jar-o]]
&#42; [[portable photocopier]]
&#42; [[pretty flower]]
&#42; [[record of infuriating silence (used)]]
&#42; [[scented massage oil]]
&#42; [[Sensual Massage for Creeps]]
&#42; [[shrinking powder]]
&#42; [[six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola]]
&#42; [[spice melange]]
&#42; [[stained mattress]]
&#42; [[strange cube]]
&#42; [[Summer Nights]]
&#42; [[Tales of a Kansas Toymaker]]
&#42; [[The Art of Slapfighting]]
&#42; [[The Autobiography of Dynamite Superman Jones]]
&#42; [[The Joy of Wassailing]]
&#42; [[ten-leaf clover]]
&#42; [[tiny bottle of absinthe]]
&#42; [[tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite]]
&#42; [[tiny plastic Mob Penguin]]
&#42; [[tiny plastic mutant elf]]
&#42; [[tiny plastic Sneaky Pete]]
&#42; [[tiny slimy cyst]]
&#42; [[Travels with Jerry]]
&#42; [[tube sock]]
&#42; [[Uncle Crimbo's Rations]]
&#42; [[Uncle Romulus]]
&#42; [[useless powder]]
&#42; [[Valentine]]
&#42; [[volcanic ash]]
&#42; [[wad of slimy rags]]
&#42; [[white rice]]
&#42; [[Workytime Tea]]
&#42; [[wreath of laurels]]
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