View source for Jawmaster 2000™

{{item|
itemid=3534|
descid=768366195|
desc=Is your bite not as strong as it should be? Do you latch onto a victim and start pumping poison into them, only to find yourself ripped away? Most importantly, are you a mutant gila monster? If so, then the Jawmaster 2000™ is for you!*

<small>*Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Plus shipping&handling. Must be 18 to order. Sorry, Tennessee.</small>|
type=familiar equipment|
familiar=Mutant Gila Monster|
autosell=75|
enchantment=+5 to Familiar Weight}}

==Obtained From==
;[[The Cake-Shaped Arena]]
:Every 5th win with a [[Mutant Gila Monster]] equipped 
:Every 2nd win with a [[Comma Chameleon]] equipped (''Sometimes'')
;Items
:[[box of Familiar Jacks]]

==References==
*The entire item parodies the format of an infomercial.
*The item's name specifically refers to the [[Wikipedia:Stairmaster|StairMaster]], which had a 5000, 6000, and later a 4000 model.
*"Sorry, Tennessee" was used at the end of fake infomercials in [[Wikipedia:Talk Soup|Talk Soup]].

==See Also==
*[[Familiar Weight]]

==Collection==
<collection>3534</collection>