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{{battle|text=A belligerent athlete in a letterman's jacket gets in between you and whatever you were hoping to accomplish at this party.
|hit=One of his buddies throws him a football, but he doesn't catch it and it hits you in the {{part}}. {{ouch|1}}

He reaches over to pick up a nearby football and spills beer on your {{part}}. Blech. {{ouch|1}} {{element|sleaze}}

He mistakes your {{part}} for a football and throws it across the room. {{ouch|1}}

|miss=He starts toward you, but sees a football on the floor and stops to throw it to one of his buddies.

He moves as if to attack you, but then one of this buddies throws him a football and he pauses to catch it.
|critical=He whistles for the rest of his football team, who show up and tackle you en masse.  {{critical}} {{ouch|3}}
|fumble=He starts toward you, but sees a football on the floor and stops to throw it to one of his buddies.}}

{{meat|Mval=150}}
{{acquire|item=unremarkable duffel bag|chance=%}}
{{acquire|item=Purple Beast energy drink|chance=%}}
{{acquire|item=cosmetic football|chance=%}}
{{acquire|item=shoe ad T-shirt|chance=%}}
{{acquire|item=Pump-up high-tops|chance=0.2%}}
{{stat|some}}
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Occurs at [[The Neverending Party]].

==Notes==
* The pump-up high-tops are a [[Conditional Drops|conditional drop]] and cannot be [[Yellow Ray|yellow-rayed]]. They are not affected by +item.
* The item drop rates decrease over the course of the day as more drops are received. The [[unremarkable duffel bag]] drop rate floors at 5%.
*{{Unwishable}}