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{{Familiar
|famid=139
|H1=Grinding up your foes
|H2=Wealth and tasty pies for you
|H3=Join the upper crust.
|ability=Increases Meat drops from enemies<br />Also makes pies from their organs
|function=[[Leprechaun]], attacks enemies during combat dealing tuned elemental damage, makes pies.
|throne=+25% Meat from Monsters, 5-15 meat for the first three rounds of combat
|hatchling=organ grinder
|equipment=microwave stogie
|ucm=3
|hns=0
|oc=2
|sh=3
|hands=1
|wings=0
|animal=0
|clothes=0
|eyes=1
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=0
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=1
|bug=0}}

*Regular Messages:
**During combat:
**:<name> pulls a bone shard out of the organ grinder and stabs him for X damage, shouting "Stick that up yer Khyber, ya chav!".
**:<name> says "You're in Barney now!" and scrapes all the grease off the bottom of his pie oven, then smears it on her for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage.
**:<name> shouts "McIntyre!" and flicks some ash from his stogie at her, burning her for {{element|Hot|dmg=X}} damage.
**:<name> pulls an unidentifieable {{sic}} lump out of his organ grander {{sic}}. "Cor, that doesn't have Jimmy!" he whistles, then flings it at him for {{element|Stench|dmg=X}} damage.
**:<name> pulls out a bit of cold shoulderbone that was stuck in his organ grinder. He flings it at her for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
**:<name> pulls a bit of ectoplasm from his organ grinder and flings it at her for {{element|Spooky|dmg=X}} damage.
**After combat:
**:<name> rummages through your defeated enemy's body for organs to grind. He holds up a little extra Meat. "Oi, guvna, 'ere's some extra Pie and Mash!" he says, winking."
**After combat against normal foes:
**:<name> rummages around in his body, picking a few choice bits to put in his grinder.
**After combat against {{Element|Stench|}}-aligned foes:
**:<name> holds his nose and says "This'un smells like Betty, guv!" has{{sic}} he picks some organs out of your opponent and tosses them into his grinder.
**After combat against {{Element|Hot|}}-aligned foes:
**:<name> grabs a bit of his insides, squealing something about burning his Longers and Lingers.
**After combat against {{Element|Spooky|}}-aligned foes:
**:<name> shudders as he plunders it for organs to grind, chattering about how the upper story on his Gregory is standing up.
**After combat against {{Element|Sleaze|}}-aligned foes:
**:<name> blushes a little as he rummages in his body for organs to grind. "My Hampton has a funny feeling about this one, mate," he says.
**After combat against {{Element|Cold|}}-aligned foes:
**:<name> shivers as he rummages for grindable organs, muttering about how he'll catch his death of Boris.
**After [[underwater adventuring|underwater]] combat:
**:<name> squelches around in its body for some grinder fodder, muttering about how he's getting his Tony Blair wet.
**After combat against certain important monsters:
**:<name> says "Blimey, this bloke's a bloody Pich{{sic}} and Toss!" and harvests a few choice bits for his grinder.
**Creating a [[liver and let pie]]:
**:<name> hands you a pie. "'Ave a bit of Becks and Dosh on this, mate," he says. {{acquire|item=liver and let pie}}
**Creating a [[stomach turnover]]:
**:<name> holds his nose and hands you a pie with green fumes coming off the top. "Phew! Careful you don't get your Fireman's too close to this one!" he says. {{acquire|item=stomach turnover}}
**Creating a [[piping organ pie]]:
**:<name> hands you a pie that's so warm the pie tin is glowing a dull red. "Careful, mate, this one's peasy as Gypsy Nell!" he shouts. {{acquire|item=piping organ pie}}
**Creating a [[dead lights pie]]:
**:<name> shakes with fear as he hands you a spooky glowing pie. "I heard me dear ol' Gran when I looked at that pie, mate," he says, "and she's been Father Ted for years." {{acquire|item=dead lights pie}}
**Creating a [[throbbing organ pie]]:
**:<name> averts his eyes and hands you a weirdly pulsating pie. "This one gives me a funny feeling 'round the Jacksons, mate," he says. {{acquire|item=throbbing organ pie}}
**Creating a [[igloo pie]]:
**:<name> hands you a pie so cold that your fingers stick to the tin. "Blimey, this pie's straight taters! Mind your Brigham Young, guvna!" he says. {{acquire|item=igloo pie}}
**Creating a [[shoo-fish pie]]:
**:<name> hands you a pie. "'Ave a bit of Becks and Dosh on this, mate," he says. {{acquire|item=shoo-fish pie}}
**Creating a [[badass pie]]:
**:<name> hands you a pie. "'Ave a bit of Becks and Dosh on this, mate," he says. {{acquire|item=badass pie}}
*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:<name> says, "have a little extra Charlie Drake, guv!" and hands you some meat. {{meat|amount=5-15}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]:
*:<name> says "'Ere you are guv, no sense letting the leftovers go t'waste," as he hands you some meat. {{meat|amount=5-15}}
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> winks beneath the Tam O'Shanter while waxing rhapsodic about the joys of haggis.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> demonstrates that he has the guts to dance in public, doing a visceral jig around the Maypole.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name> sticks the wax lips on his organ grinder and spins the handle a few times.

==Arena Messages==
*When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:
*:The gears and blades in the Knob Goblin Organ Grinder's organ grinder are too loud for him to hide effectively.

==Notes==
* This familiar will attack 25% of the time, regardless of the weight. It does approximately its own weight in damage.
* Consecutive pies require more organs to create, capping at 50 parts needed from the seventh pie onwards (in a 5-10-16-23-31-40-50 fashion). The [[microwave stogie]] appears to reduce the parts needed to create pies from the second onward by 5, effectively resulting in a 5-5-11-18-26-35-45 pattern.
* With the [[Just the Best Anapests]] effect active, the after combats message and pie acquisition messages are suppressed. This is a known issue.
* The type of pie made is dependent on the kind(s) of stuffing added by the Organ Grinder since you last received a pie.  The pie type is determined by the following rules:
** If the organ grinder has garnered any stuffing from a monster fought [[Underwater adventuring|underwater]], the next pie is guaranteed to be a [[shoo-fish pie]].
** If there is stuffing from a special important monster, but no stuffing from a monster fought [[Underwater adventuring|underwater]], then the next pie will be a [[badass pie]].
** If no badass or [[Underwater adventuring|underwater]] filling is present, then an elementally themed pie will be selected from among the elements for which the player has collected stuffing.
***Note that this means that the player may guarantee any particular elemental pie by defeating at least one monster of the desired element, plus as many non-elemental monsters as they wish.
** In the absence of any badass, underwater, or elemental stuffing, a [[liver and let pie]] will be created.
** To summarize: the order of preference is (shoo-fish pie > bad-ass pie > elemental pie > liver and let pie).
* A sea monster not fought [[Underwater adventuring|underwater]] (e.g. copied monster) does not count for a [[shoo-fish pie]]. Conversely, fighting a normal monster [[Underwater adventuring|underwater]] (e.g. wandering monster) does count.
* The pie counter resets at rollover, however your Organ Grinder will remember parts from the previous day. For example, if you grind a badass before rollover, your first pie of the next day will be a [[badass pie]].
* The following encounters have been verified to count towards badass pie acquisition:
** [[Baron von Ratsworth]]
** [[Boss Bat]]
** [[Bugbear Captain]]
** The [[Knob Goblin King]]
** All four mini-bosses from the [[Undefile the Cyrpt Quest]]
***[[Conjoined zmombie]]
***[[Huge ghuol]]
***[[Gargantulihc]]
***[[Giant skeelton]]
** The [[Bonerdagon]]
** [[Groar]]
**[[Ron "The Weasel" Copperhead]]
** [[Dr. Awkward]]
** [[Lord Spookyraven]]
** [[Protector Spectre]]
** [[Ed the Undying]]
** [[Me and My Nemesis|Your Nemesis]] (Form in Cave only)
** [[Guy Made Of Bees]]
** [[The Big Wisniewski]]
** [[The Thing with No Name]]
** [[Vanya's Creature]]
** [[Best Game Ever]]
** [[Principal Mooney]]
**[[The former owner of the Skeleton Store]]

===Pies===
All pies produced by the Knob Goblin Organ Grinder take 2 fullness.
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" style="text-align:center" valign="center"
|- bgcolor="#EEEEEE"
! rowspan=2 | Pie
! rowspan=2 | Adventures
! colspan=3 | Substats gained
! rowspan=2 | Effect
! rowspan=2 | Effect Summary
|- bgcolor="#EEEEEE"
! {{muscle}}
! {{mysticality}}
! {{moxie}}
|-
! {{StackItem|liver and let pie}}
| 5-7
| bgcolor="#FFEEEE" | 5-10
| bgcolor="#EEEEFF" | 5-10
| bgcolor="#EEFFEE" | 5-10
| colspan=2 | -
|-
! {{StackItem|piping organ pie}}
| 7-9
| bgcolor="#FFCCCC" | 20-40
| bgcolor="#EEEEFF" | 5-10
| bgcolor="#EEFFEE" | 5-10
| colspan=2 | -
|-
! {{StackItem|igloo pie}}
| 7-9
| bgcolor="#FFDDDD" | 15-20
| bgcolor="#DDDDFF" | 15-20
| bgcolor="#EEFFEE" | 5-10
| colspan=2 | -
|-
! {{StackItem|stomach turnover}}
| 7-9
| bgcolor="#FFEEEE" | 5-10
| bgcolor="#DDDDFF" | 15-20
| bgcolor="#DDFFDD" | 15-20
| colspan=2 | -
|-
! {{StackItem|dead lights pie}}
| 7-9
| bgcolor="#FFEEEE" | 5-10
| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | 20-40
| bgcolor="#EEFFEE" | 5-10
| colspan=2 | -
|-
! {{StackItem|throbbing organ pie}}
| 7-9
| bgcolor="#FFEEEE" | 5-10
| bgcolor="#EEEEFF" | 5-10
| bgcolor="#CCFFCC" | 20-40
| colspan=2 | -
|-
! {{StackItem|badass pie}}
| 8-10
| bgcolor="#FFDDDD" | 10-20
| bgcolor="#DDDDFF" | 10-20
| bgcolor="#DDFFDD" | 10-20
| [[Pie in the Sky]]
| +2 Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie Stats Per Fight
|-
! {{StackItem|shoo-fish pie}}
| 8-10
| bgcolor="#FFDDDD" | 10-30
| bgcolor="#DDDDFF" | 10-30
| bgcolor="#DDFFDD" | 10-30
| [[Fishy]]
| -1 Adventure cost underwater
|}

==References==
* The fact that this familiar is a British-speaking figure who grinds up foes and makes them into meat pies inevitably brings to mind the character [[wikipedia:Sweeney Todd|Sweeney Todd]].
* Much of what the Organ Grinder says is [[wikipedia:Rhyming slang|Cockney rhyming slang]].  For example, "McIntyre" rhymes with "fire," and is thus used as a replacement for the word. As another example, the last word of the phrase "becks and dosh" rhymes with "nosh" (meaning "to eat"). It can get even more twisted than that: "Gregory" refers to the neck (Gregory Peck -> neck) and "Barney" refers to trouble (Barney Rubble -> trouble).  We could go on here, but listing every single explanation would probably make this section too long!