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{{familiar
|famid=148
|H1=Slimy with sharp fangs
|H2=This extra-terrestrial
|H3=coughs up handy tech.
|ability=Increases stat gains after combat<br />Unlocks new content in which no one can hear you scream
|function=Acts as a [[Blood-Faced Volleyball]], additionally acts as a [[Baby Gravy Fairy]] with [[tiny top hat and cane]] equipped, drops up to 5 {{plural|transporter transponder}} per day.
|throne=+15% Item Drops.  Sometimes drops [[lunar isotope]].
|hatchling=mysterious chest
|equipment=tiny top hat and cane
|ucm=3
|sh=2
|oc=1
|hns=3
|hands=1
|wings=0
|animal=1
|clothes=0
|eyes=1
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=1
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=0
|bug=0}}
*During combat, on the [[Dad, I'm in Space!|moons]]:
*:<name> suddenly hurls itself at your opponent, slicing with its claws and gnawing savagely with its razor-sharp teeth and dealing X damage. Holy cow, man.
*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:<name> belches and a lunar isotope falls to the ground at your feet. {{acquire|item=lunar isotope}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]:
*:<name>'s secondary mouth peeks over your shoulder and hands you a lunar isotope. {{acquire|item=lunar isotope}}
*At the end of combat:
*:<name> smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws.
*:<name> hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device.{{acquire|item=transporter transponder}}
**With [[tiny top hat and cane]] equipped:
*:<name> doffs its top hat and gives you a little, "Hello my baby, hello my honey," kicking its legs and singing harmony with its second set of jaws.
**With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> bursts through the top of the Tam O'Shanter, winking as he gnaws on the ball on top.
**With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> slithers around the Maypole, kicking his tiny little legs.
**With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name> sticks his second set of jaws through the wax teeth and smiles twice as hard.

==Arena Messages==
*None - familiar has no weaknesses.

==Notes==
*With the [[tiny top hat and cane]] equipped, the Li'l Xenomorph also acts as a Fairy.
*On the moons, the Li'l Xenomorph attacks 50% of the time for <wt> to <2*wt> damage.
**Effects that force familiars to act (such as [[Shortly Stacked]]) will allow the Xenomorph to attack in any location.
*Similar to the [[Green Pixie]] with [[tiny bottle of absinthe|tiny bottles of absinthe]] and [[Llama Lama]] with [[llama lama gong]]s, or the [[Baby Sandworm]] with [[agua de vida]], the base drop rate on transporter transponders per day decreases for every additional transponder you get, but for each turn you spend and do not get a transponder, the drop rate for that transponder increases by 5 percentage points.
:{| style="text-align: center" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 border="1px"
|+ [[transporter transponder]] Drop Rates
|-
! transponder #
| 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5
|-
! Drop Rate
| 25% + 5%*N || 20% + 5%*N|| 15% + 5%*N|| 10% + 5%*N|| 5% + 5%*N
|-
! Expected combats from last drop
| 3.03 || 3.42 || 3.91 || 4.52 || 5.29
|}

==References==
*The familiar is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Alien (creature in Alien franchise)|xenomorph]] alien creatures from the ''[[Wikipedia:Alien (film series)|Alien]]'' science fiction franchise.
*The tiny top hat and cane are a reference to a scene in ''[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]]'' that parodies ''Alien'', in which a "xenomorph" chestburster performs song and dance in a style similar to that of Michigan J. Frog's in the ''Merrie Melodies'' cartoon short ''[[wikipedia:One Froggy Evening|One Froggy Evening]]''.