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Greetings, fellow Mer-kin-kin!

Do you like that word? I coined it myself to refer to people like us. You know, people who know that despite our hateful smooth skin, two separate functional legs, and lack of gills, deep down in our souls we truly are Mer-kin.

Yes, yes, I know it's Halloween. Halloween is the one time of year that you can dress like your true self without facing the mockery of your ignorant peers! Someday, though, I promise you will find the courage to reveal your Mer-kin self every day of the year.

You can start by enjoying this traditional candy of our people, the pinnacle of Loathing evolution, the Mer-kin.

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Occurs while [[Halloween|Trick or Treating]] in the [[Crappy Mer-kin Disguise]].

==References==
*Named after two members of [[Wikipedia:The Monkees|The Monkees]], namely [[Wikipedia:Michael Nesmith|Michael Nesmith]] and [[Wikipedia:Davy Jones (musician)|Davy (not Davey) Jones]].  As the Mer-kin Gladiators were named by stringing together names of [[Wikipedia:The Beatles|The Beatles]] in a similar way, and the Monkees were a Beatles parody band, this is appropriate.