View source for One of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations

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It lets loose a wail that manages to be mournful and gurgly at the same time. You shudder. {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}

It either bites, claws, or stampedes your elbow. The fact that you can't tell which is pretty unnerving... {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}

It doesn't even attack you, you're just overcome by the horror of its very existence. {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}
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|critical=It opens a heavy eyelid somewhere on its horrific body and just... stares at you. It's... almost hopeful. Like it's just waiting for you to destroy it. You recoil in horror. {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}

|miss=It pauses for a moment, paralyzed by the horror of its own existence.

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|fumble=It pauses for a moment, paralyzed by the horror of its own existence.}}
{{acquire|item=experimental serum P-00|chance=%}}
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Occurs at [[The Mansion of Dr. Weirdeaux]].

==Notes==
*This monster has randomly generated parts, which give it special abilities.
*As you defeat more of these monsters, they get more powerful and begin to gain parts from more animals. An [[Agent Mauve]] can be used to reset the difficulty.
*The first monster contains no body parts.
*When a monster contains body parts, the intro will conclude with this message, with "and [a] <animal>" being repeated for each body part:
*:You think you can also identify some parts from [a] <animal> and [a] <animal> and [a] <animal>... in there.
*The [[experimental serum P-00]] is a special post-combat drop, which may occur even if the monster is [[insta-kill]]ed.
*The monster's initiative drops to 0 ("Never wins initiative") after the first round, so you can always run away from one if you survive the first round.
*If the monster is [[stunning|stunned or staggered]], most of its body parts will not act. The exception is the Wolf body part, which howls every round no matter what.
*This monster has base 10% [[Monster Resistance|physical and elemental resistance]].  A single Elephant part in the body raises the elemental resistance to 60%; two Elephant parts in the body raise the elemental resistance to 100%.
*The initial damage inflicted by the Alligator or Tiger head ignores your [[Damage Reduction]], [[Damage Absorption]], and even [[Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord]].
*If your active familiar is cowering due to a Rattlesnake butt, any familiars you're wearing in a [[Crown of Thrones]] or [[Buddy Bjorn]] will not act either.

===Heads===
*Heads automatically attack you at the start of combat.
{| border=1
|-
!Head
!Animal
!Special Effect
|-
|[[File:an_head1.gif]]
|Tiger
|The tiger head bits{{sic}} a pretty significant chunk out of your midsection. {{HP|type=lose}} (30% of max HP)
|-
|[[File:an_head2.gif]]
|Cobra
|The cobra head plunges its fangs into your jugular. {{acquireEffect|effect=A Little Bit Poisoned|duration=10}}
|-
|[[File:an_head3.gif]]
|Gorilla
|The gorilla part of this thing raises a massive hairy fist and pounds you flat. {{acquireEffect|effect=Flattened|duration=1}}
|-
|[[File:an_head4.gif]]
|Goat
|The monster charges you and rams you right in the forehead with its goat heat{{sic}}. {{acquireEffect|effect=Konked on the Head|duration=1}}
|-
|[[File:an_head5.gif]]
|Pufferfish
|The pufferfish portion of the monster pokes you with its paralytic tendrils. {{acquireEffect|effect=Partially Paralyzed|duration=1}}
|-
|[[File:an_head6.gif]]
|Giraffe
|The giraffe part of the creature leans down to bite you, but since you're not a bunch of leaves, it loses interest.
|-
|[[File:an_head7.gif]]
|Frog
|You can't use that item -- this thing would just snatch it from you with its horrifying frog tongue before you even got a chance to use it. (Blocks combat items)
|-
|[[File:an_head8.gif]]
|Alligator
|The alligator head on this thing bites you neatly in half. {{HP|type=lose}} (50% of max HP)
|-
|[[File:an_head9.gif]]
|Naked Mole Rat
|The mole rat part of this thing look{{Sic}} at you. It's horrible! {{HP|type=lose|element=spooky}} (130% of max HP, reduced by spooky resistance)
|-
|[[File:an_head10.gif]]
|Jellyfish
|Sometimes blocks your actions:
:The jellyfish interrupts what you were trying to do by stinging you in the {{part}} with one of its venomous tendrils. Ow!
|}

===Bodies===
{| border=1
|-
!Body Segment
!Animal
!Special Effect
|-
|[[File:an_seg1.gif]]
|Shark
|Multiplies Monster Attack by 1.2
|-
|[[File:an_seg2.gif]]
|Leopard
|Multiplies Monster Defense by 1.2
|-
|[[File:an_seg3.gif]]
|Bear
|Multiplies Monster HP by an 1.2
|-
|[[File:an_seg4.gif]]
|Bee
|Sometimes dodges attacks (or any skill that makes an attack, like [[Thrust-Smack]])
:The horrible beast flies out of reach of your attack.
|-
|[[File:an_seg5.gif]]
|Snail
|Reflects spells
:Your spell bounces off of the horrible beast's snail shell and hits you!
|-
|[[File:an_seg6.gif]]
|Cheetah
|Always gets the jump
|-
|[[File:an_seg7.gif]]
|Hedgehog
|Deals damage when hit with melee attacks
:You poke yourself on the horrible beast's hedgehog needles. Ow!
{{HP|type=lose|amount=?174?}}
|-
|[[File:an_seg8.gif]]
|Wolf
|Passively deals Spooky damage each round (10-12% of max HP, reduced by spooky resistance), regardless of stuns or staggers:
:A muffled howl emerges from inside the wolf part of the monster. You shudder. {{HP|type=lose|element=spooky}}
|-
|[[File:an_seg9.gif]]
|Elephant
|Adds 50% elemental resistance
|-
|[[File:an_seg10.gif]]
|
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|}

===Butts===
{| border=1
|-
!Butt
!Animal
!Special Effect
|-
|[[File:an_butt1.gif]]
|Rhinocerous{{sic}}
|Deals physical damage each round (10% of current HP):
:The monster swats you with its rhinoceros tail while trampling you with its rhinoceros feet. {{HP|type=lose}}
|-
|[[File:an_butt2.gif]]
|Spider
|Sprays webs on you each round.
*If not already Webbed:
:The monster's spider butt squirts sticky webs all over you. {{acquireEffect|effect=Webbed|duration=1}}
*If Webbed:
:The monster's spider butt sprays more web on you, tangling you up even more. {{acquireEffect|effect=Webbed|duration=1}}
|-
|[[File:an_butt3.gif]]
|Fire Ant
|Does Hot damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by Hot resistance):
:The beast sprays a bunch of fire out of its fire ant butt. You're pretty sure that is not how fire ants even work. {{HP|type=lose|element=hot}}
|-
|[[File:an_butt4.gif]]
|Penguin
|Does Cold damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by Cold resistance):
:It swats you with its freezing penguin tail. {{HP|type=lose|element=cold}}
|-
|[[File:an_butt5.gif]]
|Skunk
|Does Stench damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by stench resistance):
:The skunk butt part of it does what skunk butts do. {{HP|type=lose|element=stench}}
|-
|[[File:an_butt6.gif]]
|Bat
|Does Spooky damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by spooky resistance):
:The spooky bat butt part of it flaps its spooky bat wings menacingly in your direction. {{HP|type=lose|element=spooky}}
|-
|[[File:an_butt7.gif]]
|Leech
|Does Sleaze damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by sleaze resistance):
:It slaps you with its slimy leech butt. Yech. {{HP|type=lose|element=sleaze}}
|-
|[[File:an_butt8.gif]]
|Rattlesnake
|
*Prevents familiar actions:
:The beast rattles its rattle, and <Familiar> cowers in fear.
*Does spooky damage each round (50% of current HP, reduced by spooky resistance):
:It rattles its rattle at you. Man, that's an unnerving sound. {{HP|type=lose|element=spooky}}
|-
|[[File:an_butt9.gif]]
|Scorpion
|Poisons you each round:
:The scorpion tail pokes you and injects you full of poison. {{acquireEffect|effect=A Little Bit Poisoned|duration=3}}
|-
|[[File:an_butt10.gif]]
|Octopus
|Prevents the use of combat skills:
:As you're about to use that skill, the octopus part of the horrible creature sprays a bunch of ink in your eyes, blinding you.
|}