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{{adventuretop|name=Play against the Witchess Pieces|image=|num=1182}}

Your Witchess set came with a battery-powered shrink ray. According to the manual, it's supposed to be used to change the set from regular to travel-size and back, but you think maybe you could also use it on yourself and fight the witchess pieces? Assuming it doesn't just blow a hole straight through your head or swap your brain atoms with your butt atoms or anything like that.

<center>'''You can fight N more pieces today.'''</center>

<center><div style="display:inline-block;width:120px;text-align:center;">[[File:chess_bpawn.gif|link=Witchess Pawn]]<br>'''Pawn'''</div><div style="display:inline-block;width:120px;text-align:center;">[[File:chess_bknight.gif|link=Witchess Knight]]<br>'''Knight'''</div><div style="display:inline-block;width:120px;text-align:center;">[[File:chess_bbishop.gif|link=Witchess Bishop]]<br>'''Bishop'''</div><div style="display:inline-block;width:120px;text-align:center;">[[File:chess_brook.gif|link=Witchess Rook‎]]<br>'''Rook'''</div><div style="display:inline-block;width:120px;text-align:center;">[[File:chess_box.gif|link=Witchess Ox]]<br>'''Ox'''</div><div style="display:inline-block;width:120px;text-align:center;">[[File:chess_bking.gif|link=Witchess King]]<br>'''King'''</div><div style="display:inline-block;width:120px;text-align:center;">[[File:chess_bwitch.gif|link=Witchess Witch]]<br>'''Witch'''</div><div style="display:inline-block;width:120px;text-align:center;">[[File:chess_bqueen.gif|link=Witchess Queen]]<br>'''Queen'''</div></center>

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{{button|Pawn}}
{{Combat|name=Witchess Pawn|noline=yes}}
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{{button|Knight}}
{{Combat|name=Witchess Knight|noline=yes}}
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{{button|Bishop}}
{{Combat|name=Witchess Bishop|noline=yes}}
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{{button|Rook}}
{{Combat|name=Witchess Rook|noline=yes}}
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{{button|Ox}}
{{Combat|name=Witchess Ox|noline=yes}}
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{{button|King}}
{{Combat|name=Witchess King|noline=yes}}
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{{button|Queen}}
{{Combat|name=Witchess Queen|noline=yes}}
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{{button|Witch}}
{{Combat|name=Witchess Witch|noline=yes}}
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Occurs at [[Your Witchess Set]].

==Notes==
* N starts at 5. This counter resets upon rollover and ascension.
* Fights [[Free fights|do not use an adventure]].
:* Despite this, you cannot fight a piece with 0 adventures left. If you try, you will instead receive the message: "You don't have time for this fight."
* You can fight pieces while [[Falling-down drunk]].
* Copied monsters do not count towards the 5/day limit. Copied fights do NOT use an adventure.

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; margin: auto"
|+ Witchess Monsters
! Monster
! Reward (100% drop, no [[Pickpocket|pp]])
! Type
! Effect
! Notes
|-
! [[Witchess Pawn|Pawn]]
| {{StackItem|armored prawn}}
| spleen item
| Gives [[Rushtacean']] (50)<br>+50% Combat Initiative
| 30-50 All Substats<br>1 Spleen
|-
! [[Witchess Knight|Knight]]
| {{StackItem|jumping horseradish}}
| food
| Gives [[Kicked in the Sinuses]] (50)<br>+100% Meat from Monsters
| 5-6 Adventures<br>10-30 All Substats<br>1 Fullness
|-
! [[Witchess Bishop|Bishop]]
| {{StackItem|Sacramento wine}}
| booze
| Gives [[Sacré Mental]] (50)<br>+50% Item Drops from Monsters
| 5-6 Adventures<br>10-30 All Substats<br>1 Drunkenness
|-
! [[Witchess Rook|Rook]]
| {{StackItem|Greek fire}}
| potion
| [[Sweetbreads Flambé]] (50)<br>+25 to Monster Level<br>+10 Stats Per Fight
|
|-
! [[Witchess Ox|Ox]]
| {{StackItem|ox-head shield}}
| shield<br>(10 muscle req)
| Maximum HP +100<br>So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)<br>Damage Reduction: 10<br>+8 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.<br>Never Fumble
| rowspan="4" | Disappears at end of day
|-
! [[Witchess King|King]]
| {{StackItem|dented scepter}}
| 1-handed club<br>(10 muscle req)
| 20-40 Damage<br>+5 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure<br>Muscle +50%<br>Weapon Damage +50%<br>+10% Chance of Critical Hit
|-
! [[Witchess Queen|Queen]]
| {{StackItem|very pointy crown}}
| hat<br>(10 moxie req)
| Power: 200<br>+5 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped<br>Moxie +50%<br>-5% Combat Frequency<br>Delevels by 3-5 on Critical Hit
|-
! [[Witchess Witch|Witch]]
| {{StackItem|battle broom}}
| accessory<br>(10 mysticality req)
| +5 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure<br>Mysticality +50%<br>Spell Damage +100%<br>+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
|}