Play against the Witchess Pieces

Choice adventure number: 1182

Play against the Witchess Pieces

Your Witchess set came with a battery-powered shrink ray. According to the manual, it's supposed to be used to change the set from regular to travel-size and back, but you think maybe you could also use it on yourself and fight the witchess pieces? Assuming it doesn't just blow a hole straight through your head or swap your brain atoms with your butt atoms or anything like that.

You can fight N more pieces today.

Pawn

Knight

Bishop

Rook

Ox

King

Witch

Queen

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Pawn

Witchess Pawn -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: armored prawn Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Moxie + 2 (cap at 200) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 2 (cap at 200) Monster Defense: Muscle + 2 (cap at 200) Hit Points: 75% of Defence Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Knight

Witchess Knight -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: jumping horseradish Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Moxie + 5 (cap at 400) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 5 (cap at 400) Monster Defense: Muscle + 5 (cap at 400) Hit Points: 75% of Defence Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Bishop

Witchess Bishop -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Sacramento wine Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Moxie + 7 (cap at 600) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 7 (cap at 600) Monster Defense: Muscle + 7 (cap at 600) Hit Points: 75% of Defence Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Rook

Witchess Rook -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Greek fire Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Moxie + 7 (cap at 600) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 7 (cap at 600) Monster Defense: Muscle + 7 (cap at 600) Hit Points: 75% of Defence Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Ox

Witchess Ox -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: ox-head shield Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: Muscle + 5 (cap at 5000) Hit Points: 75% of Defense * (10 to 20) (min of 2500) Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 50% physical, 50% elemental

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King

Witchess King -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dented scepter Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Moxie+20 (cap at 6 000) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Moxie+20 (cap at 6 000) Monster Defense: Muscle+20 (cap at 6 000) Hit Points: 2000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 50%

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Queen

Witchess Queen -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: very pointy crown Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Moxie + 40 (cap at 8 000) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 40 (cap at 8 000) Monster Defense: Muscle + 40 (cap at 8 000) Hit Points: 4000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 75% physical, 50% elemental

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Witch

Witchess Witch -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: battle broom Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Moxie + 30 (cap at 7 000) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Moxie + 30 (cap at 7 000) Monster Defense: Muscle + 30 (cap at 7 000) Hit Points: 3000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 50% physical, 75% elemental

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Occurs at Your Witchess Set.

Notes

• N starts at 5. This counter resets upon rollover and ascension.
• Fights do not use an adventure.

• Despite this, you cannot fight a piece with 0 adventures left. If you try, you will instead receive the message: "You don't have time for this fight."

• You can fight pieces while Falling-down drunk.
• Copied monsters do not count towards the 5/day limit. Copied fights do NOT use an adventure.

Witchess Monsters

Monster	Reward (100% drop, no pp)	Type	Effect	Notes
Pawn	armored prawn	spleen item	Gives Rushtacean' (50) +50% Combat Initiative	30-50 All Substats 1 Spleen
Knight	jumping horseradish	food	Gives Kicked in the Sinuses (50) +100% Meat from Monsters	5-6 Adventures 10-30 All Substats 1 Fullness
Bishop	Sacramento wine	booze	Gives Sacré Mental (50) +50% Item Drops from Monsters	5-6 Adventures 10-30 All Substats 1 Drunkenness
Rook	Greek fire	potion	Sweetbreads Flambé (50) +25 to Monster Level +10 Stats Per Fight
Ox	ox-head shield	shield (10 muscle req)	Maximum HP +100 So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Damage Reduction: 10 +8 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Never Fumble	Disappears at end of day
King	dented scepter	1-handed club (10 muscle req)	20-40 Damage +5 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Muscle +50% Weapon Damage +50% +10% Chance of Critical Hit
Queen	very pointy crown	hat (10 moxie req)	Power: 200 +5 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Moxie +50% -5% Combat Frequency Delevels by 3-5 on Critical Hit
Witch	battle broom	accessory (10 mysticality req)	+5 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Mysticality +50% Spell Damage +100% +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit