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{{effect|
effectid=1355|
descid=0589999b8327b1aec5a4cbefbf99733a|
desc=You've got a little pygmy drinking buddy following you around.|
effect=He is violent and unpredictable!}}

==Notes==
* Attacks each round.
*:<center>Your pygmy buddy staggers toward your foe and sloppily punches him for X damage.
*X is equal to 3 + total drunkenness acquired while the effect is active, plus or minus 10% rounded down. Thus drinking a Psychotic wine (potency 6) would give damage of 9, but seven ice-cold Willers would give damage of 9-11.
**This damage will still occur even if you do not drink anything while it is active, but only if you use the phone number. A [[Hookah]] or similar trickery will not grant the base 3 damage.
*Drinking [[Booze]] while this is active adds the message:
*:Your pygmy drinking buddy chugs a drink of his own and gives you a high five. Well, for ''him'' it's a high five. For you it's a clumsy smack in the crotch.
*Drink damage resets when the effect expires.

==Obtained From==
*[[pygmy phone number]] (15 Adventures)

==See Also==
*[[Passive Damage]]