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{{battle|text=Your typical witch doctors are generally witch GP's, or witch pharmacists. When a pygmy has a really serious ailment -- for example, if there's a demon trapped in their skull that needs to be let out -- they get referred to a witch surgeon to perform the operation.

This one seems pretty sure that you have a demon trapped in your skull. Or at least he thinks it's a possibility, and is willing to risk your life to find out.
|hit=He checks your pulse, then does his best to stop it. {{ouch|2}}

He hits you with that little reflex hammer, but he hits way too hard, and you're pretty sure you don't have a reflex in your nipple. {{ouch|2}}

He hits you with the defibrillator. It's a heart-stopping experience. {{ouch|2}}

He removes your {{part}}, but at least the stitches are nice and even. {{ouch|2}}

He slices you with a tiny, but wicked sharp, scalpel. {{ouch|2}}

He stabs an IV needle into your arm without even warning you. Oh, well, at least it wasn't a catheter. {{ouch|2}}
|miss=He tries to check your blood pressure, but the pygmy cuffs are too small to fit you.

He tries to hit you with that little reflex hammer, but you reflexively dodge hammertime.

He tries to hit you with the defibrillator, but can't get everyone to get clear.

He tries to remove your {{part}}, but you insist that you're still using it.

He tries to slice you with a tiny scalpel, but he's used to slicing patients who aren't actively dodging.

He tries to stab you with an IV needle, but can't find a good vein.
|critical=He removes your {{part}} and your {{part}}, then swaps them around and sews you back up. It's surprisingly painful. {{ouch|2}}
|fumble=He drops his scalpel on the floor, gets his hands dirty picking it up, and then has to go sterilize the scalpel and scrub up again.}}

{{meat|Mval=175}}
{{acquire|item=surgical apron|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=Bloodied surgical dungarees|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=Surgical mask|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=Head mirror|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=Half-size scalpel|chance=100%}}
{{stat|?}}

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Occurs in [[The Hidden Hospital]].

==Notes==
*The surgeon drops only one item each time, with the selection based on what you don't already have ([http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=4505787&postcount=112 ref]).
*Since all drops are conditional, a [[Yellow ray strategy|yellow ray]] is not effective.
*You must have [[Torso Awaregness]] (or [[Best Dressed]]) for the [[surgical apron]] to drop.
*You can get multiple instances of each drop by closeting the one you want more of.