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You see two men standing in front of you, behind a pair of card tables. One guy has his table piled high with mint-in-box action figures. The other guy's table is piled high with baseball cards.

"Hey, can you help me?" The action-figure guy says. "As you can see, burning lava is starting to seep through the grates in this room. I need someone to help carry my action figures to safety before the lava turns them into soup."

"No way!" the other guy says. "Help me save my collection of mint-in-package baseball cards!"
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{{button|Save the Dolls}}

You save the action figures from the lava flow. "Thanks, man," Mr. Action Figure says. "You've proven you're a true dork. As such, I can impart to you some arcane bits of dork knowledge."
{{stat|mys=gain X}}
The stairs get headed down by you.
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{{button|Save the Cardboard}}

You save the baseball cards from the lava flow. "Thanks, man," Mr. Baseball says. "I could tell you weren't a big enough dork to help that guy save his dolls. You're pretty cool. Thumbs-up, man." You feel moxious energy radiating from his upraised thumb.
{{stat|mox=gain X}}
The stairs get headed down by you.
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Occurs at [[Fernswarthy's Basement]].

==Notes==
*Stats gained from this adventure are roughly equal to your mainstat.