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text=You walk into the living room and see two sorority girls, in sexy costumes, making out on the sofa. You tiptoe backwards, but one of them breaks the embrace and jumps up, as the other slumps forward.

Then you see they weren't kissing; the one who is now shambling toward you was eating the other one's brains. Freaky!

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A decomposing sorority girl in a putrescent sexy costume shambles up to you. She's so skinny you can count her ribs! Well, the ones that are sticking out of her rotting chest cavity, that is. Before you can count too many of them, though, she jumps on top of you and tries to eat your brains.

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A sorority zombie in a decrepit sexy Halloween costume comes running toward you. Apparently she's one of those new-fangled zombies. Fortunately, one of her feet falls off as she gets to you, so that'll slow her down a bit. "Umm. . . brrraaaains or whatever?" she says. 

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A decaying sorority girl in a tattered sexy Halloween costume shambles up to you. "Ummm . . . . brrraaaiiins?" she says, staring hungrily at your head.

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A sorority girl in a sexy costume staggers toward you, moaning incoherently. "Let me guess: one too many jell-o shots?" you ask. Then she tries to munch on your skull, and you figure out she's a zombie. 
|hit=She shambles after you, jaw gaping, mouth drooling. Even though she did the same thing before she was a zombie, it's pretty creepy. {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}

She, like, chomps on your brains? {{ouch|2}}

She lurches at you and scratches you with her filthy undead fingernails. Well, with her tacky acrylic fingernails. Same thing. {{ouch|2}}

She pulls off one of her arms and beats you with it. It's a disarming attack. {{ouch|2}}

She chomps on your eye. She never paid attention in anatomy class, so she doesn't know where your brains are. {{ouch|2}}

She takes a big bite out of your {{part}}. That's not where your brains live, but it's pretty painful anyway. {{ouch|2}}
|critical=She calls over a bunch of her sorority sisters to do the Thriller dance. You join in, but you can't do the neck-swivel thing properly, so they all take turns eating your brains. {{ouch|5}}
|miss=She shambles around, jaw gaping, mouth drooling, eyes dead of any flicker of intelligence. None of that has anything to do with her being a zombie, though.

She moans, "brrraaaains." you figure she's mourning the one thing she never had in life.

She tries to scratch you with her filthy fingernails, but breaks one and has to go get a mani-pedi.

She decides that brains are overrated, and goes to take a bite out of someone with big muscles.

She pulls off one of her arms and flails at you with it, but it's an 'armless attack (sorry).

She moans, "brrraaaains," and tries to bite your {{part}}. You gently correct her anatomy error.
|fumble=She does the Thriller dance, but halfway through her nose falls off. She shambles off, crying, to glue it back on.}}

{{acquire|item=Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler|chance=1%}}
{{acquire|item=Haunted Sorority House staff guide|chance=1%}}
{{acquire|item=necrotizing body spray|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=sorority brain|chance=1%}}
{{acquire|item=BRAINS shorts|chance=1%}}

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Occurs at [[The Haunted Sorority House]].

==Notes==
*Images are randomly any of the following:
[[File:sororbie1.gif]] [[File:sororbie2.gif]] [[File:sororbie3.gif]]
*{{Unwishable}}