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{{familiar
|famid=283
|name=Shorter-Order Cook
|hatchling=shortest-order cook
|H1="Order up!" he yells,
|H2=delivering lunches with
|H3=a side of punches.
|ability=Cooks meals for your other familiars.
|function=Provides experience to your other familiars. Deals prismatic damage to enemies every turn. Drops potions. 
|throne=Maximum HP/MP +20, gives HP and MP first three rounds
|equipment=blue plate
|hns=1
|sh=3
|oc=1
|ucm=3
|hands=1
|wings=0
|animal=1
|clothes=1
|eyes=1
|mechanical=0
|sleaze=<0
|undead=0
|hot=1
|biting=0
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=0
|bug=0
|underwater=0}}

*Regular combat messages:
*: <familiar> shouts "Order up! <short-order cook jargon>!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing X ({{element|Hot|dmg=+X}}) ({{element|Cold|dmg=+X}}) ({{element|Stench|dmg=+X}}) ({{element|Spooky|dmg=+X}}) ({{element|Sleaze|dmg=+X}}).
{{delevel|att=Y|def=Y}}

*After Combat:
*:<familiar> shouts "Order up! <short-order cook jargon>!" and tosses a plate of food to <previous familiar>, who gains 1 exp!

*Swapping to a new familiar (once per different familiar):
*:<familiar> shouts "Order up for the new guy! <short-order cook jargon>, with a side of <short-order cook jargon>!" and tosses a plate of food to <incoming familiar>, who gains a bunch of experience!

*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:Order up! <familiar> yells. Cuppa Joe dry, extra gravel! He pours a cup of coffee into your ear. {{HP|amount=5-6}} {{MP|amount=3-4}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]: 
*:"Order up!" <familiar> yells. "Hot stack extra Canadia, hold the stack!" He empties a bottle of maple syrup into your ear. {{HP|amount=5-6}} {{MP|amount=3-4}}
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<familiar> gives you a wink underneath his Tam O'Shanter, then gets back to scraping the grill.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<familiar> does a little jig around the maypole, wipes his hands on his apron, and gets back to his kitchen.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:<br>
*:<familiar> grins at you with his wax lips. How does he yell out orders with those on?

==Arena Messages==
* None - familiar has no weaknesses.

==Notes==
*X is ''1 + floor(w/4)'' and Y is ''1 + floor(w/10)'', where ''w'' is the Shorter-Order Cook's weight. The Shorter-Order Cook will attack and delevel on every round.
*Grants 1 familiar exp to your previously equipped familiar at the end of combat.
*Gives 81 familiar experience (100 with blue plate equipped) to each familiar when you first take them out of your terrarium (once per familiar per ascension).
**[[Stocking Mimic]] and [[Inflatable Dodecapede]] are exceptions and will never gain exp from this effect.
**Each [[Box o' ghosts|Crimbo Ghost]] can gain this initial exp boost individually, thus allowing them to collectively gain three times as much from this effect since they share a pool of experience. This does not apply to the post-combat exp from adventuring with the Shorter-Order Cook equipped.
*Drops potions at the end of every 11 combats (9 with blue plate equipped during all 9 combats).
*Potions are dropped in the following order:
{| style="margin: auto; text-align: center; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid #E0E0E0" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="3"
! bgcolor="#EEEEEE" | Short potions (11 adventures)
|-
| Familiars will always act in combat (granted by every short potion)
{| style="margin: auto; text-align: center; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid #E0E0E0"
| bgcolor="#D4D4D4" | '''Short potion'''
| colspan="2" bgcolor="#D4D4D4" | '''Effect'''
|-
| {{InlineItem|short stack of pancakes}}
| +10 [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|short stick of butter}}
| -5% [[Combat Frequency]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|short glass of water}}
| +5 Familiar Experience Per Combat
|-
| {{InlineItem|short white}}
| Familiars act twice per turn
|-
| {{InlineItem|short beer}}
| Doubles familiar damage
| colspan="2" |
|}
|}