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On [[April Fools' Day]] 2006, Jick created a fake website called "[http://www.site-pimp.com site-pimp]" and redirected the KoL homepage to this link. This page posed as a domain squatting company with rather odd domain titles. In case he ever takes the site down this page has been established so that the hilarity of this site and April Fool's Day 2006 will be preserved for eternity (or as long as this Wiki lasts). Clicking on any of the domain page links would take you to Kingdom of Loathing's main page.

===sitepimp.front (sitepimp.front.html)===
[[File:Sitepimp.front 01.jpg|site-pimp.com]][[File:Sitepimp.front 02.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Sitepimp.front 03.jpg|All the domains you need...for a price!]][[File:Sitepimp.front 04.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Sitepimp.front 05.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Sitepimp.front 06.jpg|About Us · Browse Our Listings · Sexy Personals · Jobs]][[File:Sitepimp.front 07.jpg]]

===sitepimp.about.html (sitepimp.about.html)===
{| cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0
|colspan=2| [[File:Sitepimp.about 01.jpg|site-pimp.com]] ||rowspan=2| [[File:Sitepimp.about 02.jpg]]
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|colspan=2| [[File:Sitepimp.about 03.jpg|All the domains you need...for a price!]]
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|colspan=3| [[File:Sitepimp.about 04.jpg|Our Founder,
Brad McDickerson]][[File:Sitepimp.about 05.jpg|About Us

Domain names are important! Everyone wants a good domain.
A good domain means the difference between an awesomely-
named site that everyone visits (like ‘google’ -- man, I wish we'd
gotten hold of that baby!) and some long and confusing
gibberish like ‘kingdomofloathing’ that noone will ever
remember.

At site-pimp.com, we spend our days thinking of all the
awesome domain names we can, and then buying them!
That way, if you want a good domain, we can sell it to you!

That's called ‘service’!]]
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===Domains available (sitepimp.html)===
[[File:Sitepimp 01.jpg|This domain has been purchased by:

site-pimp.com]][[File:Sitepimp 02.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Sitepimp 03.jpg|All the domains you need...for a price!

Browse by Category:]][[File:Sitepimp 04.jpg]]<br />

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{| cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0
|colspan=2| [[File:Sitepimp.undcon 01.jpg|site-pimp.com]] ||rowspan=2| [[File:Sitepimp.undcon 02.jpg]]
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|colspan=2| [[File:Sitepimp.undcon 03.jpg|All the domains you need...for a price!]]
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|colspan=3| [[File:Sitepimp.undcon 04.jpg]][[File:Sitepimp.undcon 05.jpg|Oops!

We've been so busy finding great domain names for you,
that we forgot to do this part of the site!

We'll get around to it eventually.

In the meantime, why not check out our list of domains
that you can buy?]]
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|[[File:sitepimp.404_01.jpg|site-pimp.com - All the domains you need...for a price!]] || [[File:sitepimp.404_02.jpg]]
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|colspan="2"|[[File:sitepimp.404_04.jpg|404]]
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<span style="font-size:xx-large">1: Prologue</span>
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<p>Rlm naim jati pat rlhu wfxxzm hu 'tadiqzanv'. Baai zfnv!</p>

==Notes==
*The scrambled message on the 404 page is a remnant from one of [[Riff]]'s previous puzzle contests.

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