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[[Smithsness]] is an enchantment from gear and consumables crafted from {{plural|lump of Brituminous coal}} and {{plural|handful of Smithereens}}. Those materials are obtained with the skill [[Summon Smithsness]], from the December 2013 [[Mr. Store]] item [[The Smith's Tome]]. By itself, Smithsness does nothing, but various items crafted from {{plural|lump of Brituminous coal}} can convert Smithsness into useful enchantments.

==Consumables==
These consumables are created by combining [[handful of Smithereens|handfuls of Smithereens]] with other items. They give effects that grant additional Smithsness. 

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|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Consumable
! Effect
! Made By
! Smithsness
! Duration
! Notes
|-
| {{stackItem|Handful of Smithereens}}
| {{stackItem|Smithsness Presence}}
| [[Summon Smithsness]]
| 10
| 100
| 1 spleen
|-
| {{stackItem|Flaskfull of Hollow}}
|{{stackItem|Merry Smithsness}}
| [[Summon Smithsness]]<br />'''-or-'''<br />[[meatpasting]]<br />{{stackItem|Handful of Smithereens}}
| 25
| 150
| potion<br />+Smithness% to all stats 
|-
| {{stackItem|Every Day is Like This Sundae}}
| {{stackItem|Smithsness Dinner}}
| [[Cooking]]<br />{{stackItem|cool whip}}
| 10
| 100
| 2 fullness <span style="font-weight:bold;color:green">good</span> food
|-
| {{stackItem|Miserable Pie}}
| {{stackItem|Smithsness Dinner}}
| [[Cooking]]<br />{{stackItem|gnollish pie tin}}
| 10
| 50
| 2 fullness <span style="font-weight:bold;color:blue">awesome</span> food
|-
| {{stackItem|Irish Coffee, English Heart}}
|{{stackItem|Smithsness Cheer}}
| [[cocktailcrafting]]<br />{{stackItem|cup of lukewarm tea}}
| 10
| 100
| 2 potency <span style="font-weight:bold;color:green">good</span> booze<br />
|-
| {{stackItem|Strikes Again Bigmouth}}
|{{stackItem|Smithsness Cheer}}
| [[cocktailcrafting]]<br />{{stackItem|fermenting powder}}
| 10
| 50
| 2 potency <span style="font-weight:bold;color:blue">awesome</span> booze<br />
|}

==Equipment==
These items are created by [[meatsmithing]] {{plural|lump of Brituminous coal}} with other items. They all provide +5 Smithsness in addition to other bonuses, and convert Smithsness into other modifiers. Some enchantments may not be visible if you lack Smithsness.
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|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Equipment
! Crafted From
! Type
! +5 Smithsness gives
! Notes
|-
|{{stackItem|Meat Tenderizer is Murder}}
|{{stackItem|seal-clubbing club}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed club)
| 10% [[Muscle]]
| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />25% chance to gain an extra gallon of [[Fury]] when you gain a gallon of [[Fury]].<br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
|-
|{{stackItem|Ouija Board, Ouija Board}}
|{{stackItem|turtle totem}}
| off-hand item<br />(shield)
| 10% [[Muscle]]
| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />Gain the favor of the [[Turtle Blessings|Turtle Spirits]] more quickly<br />(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
|-
|{{stackItem|Hand that Rocks the Ladle}}
|{{stackItem|pasta spoon}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed utensil)
| 10% [[Mysticality]]
| +5 [[Prismatic Damage]]<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />[[Utensil Twist|Eminently Twistable]]<br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
|-
|{{stackItem|Saucepanic}}
|{{stackItem|saucepan}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed saucepan)
| 10% [[Mysticality]]
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />Lets you gather more [[Soul Saucery|Soulsauce]]<br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|-
|{{stackItem|Frankly Mr. Shank}}
|{{stackItem|disco ball}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed knife)
| 10% [[Moxie]]
| [[Momentum|Disco Bandit Combat Skills]] weaken enemies by an additional 25%<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
|-
|{{stackItem|Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion}}
|{{stackItem|stolen accordion}}
| ranged weapon<br />(1-handed accordion)
| 10% [[Moxie]]
| [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|-1 MP to use Skills]]<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]<br />Has a cool [[Cadenza]]<br />(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
|-
|{{stackItem|Sheila Take a Crossbow}}
|{{stackItem|crossbow string}}
| ranged weapon<br />(1-handed crossbow)
| 5% [[Combat Initiative]]
| Regenerate 1-2 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure<br />+5% [[Pickpocket|Pickpocket Chance]]<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]
|-
|{{stackItem|Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals}}
|{{stackItem|big stick}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed chefstaff)
| +10 [[Bonus Spell Damage]]
| Regenerate 2-3 [[MP]] per adventure<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]
|-
|{{stackItem|Work is a Four Letter Sword}}
|{{stackItem|sword hilt}}
| weapon<br />(1-handed sword)
| +5 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]]
| Regenerate 4-6 [[HP]] per adventure<br>+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]<br>+5 [[Smithsness]]
|-
|{{stackItem|A Light that Never Goes Out}}
|{{stackItem|third-hand lantern}}
| off-hand item
| 5% [[Item Drops from Monsters]]
| Mysticality +5<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]
|-
|{{stackItem|Half a Purse}}
|{{stackItem|loose purse strings}}
| off-hand item
| 10% [[Meat Drops from Monsters]]
| +1 Stat(s) Per Fight<br />Damage Reduction: 3<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]
|-
|{{stackItem|Hairpiece On Fire}}
|{{stackItem|maiden wig}}
| hat
| +5 Maximum [[MP]]
| So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]] (+2)<br />+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day when equipped]].<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]
|-
|{{stackItem|Vicar's Tutu}}
|{{stackItem|frilly skirt}}
| pants
| +10 Maximum [[HP]]
| Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)<br>+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day when equipped]].<br>+5 [[Smithsness]]
|-
|{{stackItem|Hand in Glove}}
|{{stackItem|dirty hobo gloves}}
| accessory
| +5 [[Monster Level]]<br />Does Damage in Combat based on Smithsness
| [[Muscle]] +5<br />+5 [[Smithsness]]
|}

==Notes==
*The maximum currently available Smithsness is:
**80 for most people
**+5 if you are an [[Accordion Thief]] with [[Accordion Appreciation]]
**+5 if you have a [[Disembodied Hand]] to wield an extra generic weapon
**+5 if you have a [[defective Game Grid token]] for [[Video... Games?]]
*This includes 25 (or 30 or 35) points from equipment, 25 points from a potion, 30 points from food/booze/spleen effects, and 5 points from a reusable item.
*The [[Disembodied Hand]] can't equip accordions, so equipping it with a [[Sheila Take a Crossbow]] or [[Work is a Four Letter Sword]] confers 5 Smithsness, although actually doing this might not make sense in many situations.

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