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{{battle|text=On your way through the party, you clumsily jog a guy's elbow, spilling his beer. You turn to apologize at the same moment he does, and the two of you accidentally knock your skulls together with a sound like two coconut halves.
|hit=In the midst of the awkward floundering dance the two of you do while attempting to resolve this mishap, he accidentally stands on your foot. {{ouch|2}}

"Aw dang shorry," he slurs as he reaches to wipe beer off your shirt, and accidentally pokes you in the eye. {{ouch|2}}

He invites you to play a complex boardgame, and in the midst of his excited description of it, accidentally whangs you in the {{part}} with the corner of the heavy cardboard box. {{ouch|2}}
|miss=The two of you shuffle back and forth, getting in each other's way while trying to get out of each other's way.

He waves a paper napkin two feet to your left, having picked the wrong poorly-focused image to try and wipe beer off of.

He tries to invite you to play a boardgame, but is too sloshed to remember the name of it or to describe how it plays.
|critical=A third drunken partygoer jogs his other elbow, and the resulting clumsy carnage (clarmsage) is indescribable. {{ouch|2}}
|fumble=He squints at your face, trying to remember your name, then squints at your name-badge, trying to read it. }}

{{acquire|item=unidentified drink|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=KoL Con 13 T-shirt|chance=5%}}
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Occurs at [[KoL Con Clan Party House]] or [[12 West Main]].