View source for The Fast and the Furry-ous

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You walk into a room and your nose crinkles at the overwhelming scent of musty
upholstery. You look around and see giant posters on the walls featuring
anthropomorphic animals striking curious poses. The closet is full of fursuits
with various flaps in them for various purposes you don't want to think too hard
about. This must be the furry giant's room, and you're really glad that you
don't have an ultraviolet light on you.

You figure you should get out of here before your skin crawls right off your
body, but there's a shelf of figurines that are about your size, and your morbid
curiosity compels you to check them out.

<center>''or, if you have just left through a mousehole''</center>
You crawl back in the mousehole and find yourself back in the Furry Giant's bedroom.

{{button|Crawl Through the Heating Duct}}
*''With a [[titanium assault umbrella]] or [[unbreakable umbrella]] equipped and no access to the [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)]]:''
:You crawl into the heating vent. The gentle warm updraft makes your hair stand on end, and you briefly consider playfully holding your skirt down as it billows up over your hips. Then you realize even if you are wearing a skirt, it's probably not going to produce the visual you want, and no one's around to see it, anyway.

:But the updraft does give you an idea, and the upshot of that idea is that you open your titanium umbrella, hold tight, and let the air waft you to the next floor.

:You see a giant chore wheel tacked to the wall. You can control the destiny of every giant in the castle if you can reach that thing!

:Unfortunately, you can't reach it.

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*''Otherwise:''
:You crawl through the heating duct. Well, you actually just walk in there, because it's pretty huge. There's a gentle updraft of air to the second floor, and if you were a leaf on the wind, you could get up there (and then probably get tragically and abruptly impaled). Anyway, you crawl across the duct and into a different room.

''Takes you to [[Out in the Open Source]]''
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{{button|Check out the Furry's Figurine Collection}}
You crawl up onto the figurine shelf and check out the furry giant's weird collection. You've never seen such an unsettling assemblage of thong underwear, spherical bosoms, and cat fur in your life. You're relieved to find that you don't find a single statue in the macabre collection even remotely attractive. Whew!
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{{button|Leave Through a Mousehole}}
You crawl out the mousehole and find yourself back in the clouds.
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Occurs at [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)]].

==Notes==
* '''Leave Through a Mousehole''' does not cost an adventure.  Selecting it also ensures that your next adventure in this zone will return you to this point.
** This allows you to leave, equip the [[titanium assault umbrella]] or [[unbreakable umbrella]], and then come back, rather than having to equip the umbrella the whole time you're in the zone.

==References==
*''[[Wikipedia:The Fast and the Furious (1955 film)|The Fast and the Furious]]'' is an early [[Wikipedia:Roger Corman|Roger Corman]] film, whose title was later used for a successful [[Wikipedia:The Fast and the Furious (film series)|film franchise]].
*"Animals strike curious poses" in the [[Wikipedia:Prince (musician)|TAFKAP]] song "[[Wikipedia:When Doves Cry|When Doves Cry]]".
*''[[Wikipedia:CSI:Crime Scene Investigation|CSI:Crime Scene Investigation]]'' popularised the fact the certain dyes can cause "bodily fluids" to fluoresce under ultraviolet light.
*''[[Wikipedia:Serenity (film)|Serenity]]'' also featured a 'leaf on the wind' that got killed in the manner mentioned.
*''[[Wikipedia:Fast and Furry-ous|Fast and Furry-ous]]'' is a [[Wikipedia:Warner Bros|Warner Bros.]] [[Wikipedia:Looney Tunes|Looney Tunes]] cartoon (featuring the debut of [[Wikipedia:Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner|Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner]]), released on September 17, 1949, directed by [[Wikipedia:Chuck Jones|Chuck Jones]] and written by [[Wikipedia:Michael Maltese|Michael Maltese]].