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[[File:lighthouseguy.gif|The Lighthouse Keeper|center]]

[[The Lighthouse Keeper]] is located in [[The Lighthouse]] area of the wartime [[The Mysterious Island of Mystery (Wartime)|Mysterious Island of Mystery]]. He will ask for help [[Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder|Recovering his Gunpowder]]. If his gunpowder was recovered during the war, {{plural|barrel of gunpowder}} may be traded to him for {{plural|big boom}}.

==Text==
*''During the war, dressed as a [[Frat Warrior Fatigues|Frat Warrior]] or [[War Hippy Fatigues|War Hippy]]:''
:"Finally, some help, ''bumpty-bumpty-bump''! Here I was, just minding my own business, trying to make the big boom, big boom, ''bumpty-bump'', when all of a sudden war breaks out! War, ''bumpty-bumpty-bump''! Those pirates, they went away, but on the way out of the cove they sank the ship that was bringing me my gunpowder! I need it! I need it for the big big boom, ''bumpty-bump''!

:Anyway, I tried going down to [[Sonofa Beach]] to see if any of it washed up, ''bumpty-bump'', but those lobsterfrogmen down there are too tough for me to handle.

:You -- you go get it for me, ''bumpty-bumpty-bump''? 5 barrels, at least."

:*''If you have acquired at least one [[barrel of gunpowder]], then the following will be added the preceding text:''

::(You currently have X barrel(s) of gunpowder.)

*''During the war, but not wearing [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] or [[War Hippy Fatigues]]:''
:"Sorry, but I don't have time to mess around with you right now. I'm waiting for the soldiers to come and help me, ''bumpty-bumpty-bump''."

*''During the war, with at least 5 {{plural|barrel of gunpowder}} in your inventory and wearing [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] or [[War Hippy Fatigues]]:''

:"My gunpowder! Big boom! Big big boom! Thank you, ''bumpty-bumpty-bump''! ''Bumpty-bump''!"

:He gazes at you thoughtfully for a few seconds, then a smile lights up his face and he says "My life... er... my bombs for you. ''My bombs for you, bumpty-bumpty-bump''!"

:He then disappears into the lighthouse.

*''Once per day, following the receipt of 5 {{plural|barrel of gunpowder}} as a Hippy and wearing [[War Hippy Fatigues]]:''

:"I took most of the bombs over to your camp, bumpty-bumpty-bump, but there are a few left over. Big boom! Big boom!	

{{acquire|num=some|item=patchouli oil bomb}}

{{acquire|num=some|item=exploding hacky-sack}}

*''Once per day, following the receipt of 5 {{plural|barrel of gunpowder}} as a Frat and wearing [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]:''

:"I took most of the bombs over to your house, bumpty-bumpty-bump, but there are a few left over. Big boom! Big boom!

{{acquire|num=some|item=tequila grenade}}

{{acquire|num=some|item=molotov cocktail cocktail}}

*''Following the receipt of 5 {{plural|barrel of gunpowder}} and wearing uniform you didn't wear for the quest:''

:"The man giggles madly. 

:"I'm making the big boom, ''bumpty-bumpty-bump'', but not for you! Not for you! You'll see, ''bumpty-bump''! You'll see!

*''After the war, without any {{plural|barrel of gunpowder}}:''
:"Big boom, ''bumpty-bumpty-bump''.  Big big boom!  Bring me some gunpowder, and I'll make it for you!  Big boom for you, ''bumpty-bump''!"

*''After the war, with {{plural|barrel of gunpowder}} in your inventory:''
:The Lighthouse Keeper's eyes light up as he sees your gunpowder.

:"Big boom! Big big boom! Give me those, ''bumpty-bump'', and I'll make you the big boom!" He takes the gunpowder into a back room, and returns with an armload of big bombs.

{{acquire|num=some|item=big boom}}

==References==
*The lighthouse keeper is a reference to the "[[Wikipedia:List of The Stand characters#"Trashcan Man"|Trashcan Man]]" from Stephen King's novel ''[[Wikipedia:The Stand|The Stand]]''. The image of the keeper also resembles the character, who is played by [[Wikipedia:Matt Frewer|Matt Frewer]] in the [[Wikipedia:The Stand (TV miniseries)|TV miniseries]].

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