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[[The Maelstrom of Lovers]] is found in [[The Suburbs of Dis]], which is located in [[The Nearby Plains]] (if you have the effect [[Dis Abled]]).

{{statrec|You're not sexy enough to be here, or you're cheating,<br/>So go on your way or I'll give you a beating.}}

==Combat Adventures==
{{Combat|name=Bettie Barulio}}
{{Combat|name=Marcus Macurgeon}}
{{Combat|name=Marvin J. Sunny}}
{{Combat|name=Mortimer Strauss}}
{{Combat|name=Wonderful Winifred Wongle}}
{{Combat|name=The Terrible Pinch|tag=special}}
{{Combat|name=Thug 1 and Thug 2|tag=special}}

==Non-combat Adventures==
{{Choice|name=A Maelstrom of Trouble|image=wraith1.gif
|choice1name=Head Toward the Peril
|choice1=Stops the adventure from occurring, next non-combat will be [[To Get Groped or Get Mugged?]].
|choice2name=Run Away Like You're...Feral?
|choice2=Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters).
|note1=Occurs only if you do not have a [[lecherous stone]] or a [[jealousy stone]], and you have not picked "Head Toward the Peril".
|note2=Does not cost an adventure.}}

{{Choice|name=To Get Groped or Get Mugged?|image=qmark.gif
|choice1name=Head Toward the Perv
|choice1=Causes [[The Terrible Pinch]] to appear in the zone.
|choice2name=To The Fight! You've Got Nerve!
|choice2=Causes [[Thug 1 and Thug 2]] to appear in the zone.
|note1=Only occurs once after choosing to "Head Toward the Peril" in [[A Maelstrom of Trouble]].
|note2=Does not cost an adventure.}}

{{Choice|name=A Choice to be Made|image=bigkloop.gif
|choice1name=Of course, little guy! Let's leap into the fray!
|choice1=Stops the adventure from occurring, causes the remaining mini-boss to appear, [[The Terrible Pinch]] or [[Thug 1 and Thug 2]], depending on who you defeated previously.
|choice2name=Not yet, little friend! We had best stay away!
|choice2=Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters).
|note1=Only occurs if you have a [[lecherous stone]] or a [[jealousy stone]] but not both, and no mini-bosses are currently in the zone.
|note2=Does not cost an adventure.}}

[[Category:Locations|Maelstrom of Lovers, The]]

==References==
*In the ''[[Wikipedia:Divine Comedy|Divine Comedy]]'', the lustful are eternally blown about in a gigantic storm.