The Maelstrom of Lovers

A primary stat of 40 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

You're not sexy enough to be here, or you're cheating,
So go on your way or I'll give you a beating.

(It is recommended that you have at least 40 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

Bettie Barulio -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Barulio's bottle, jar full of wind Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Marcus Macurgeon

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Item Drops: jar full of wind, jar full of wind, jar full of wind, purple prose pen
Meat Drop: None
Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense
Initiative: 50
Elemental Alignment: None

Marvin J. Sunny -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: jar full of wind, jar full of wind, Marvin's marvelous pill Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Mortimer Strauss -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: jar full of wind, jar full of wind, Mortimer's nostrum Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Wonderful Winifred Wongle -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: jar full of wind, jar full of wind, Winifred's whistle Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

The Terrible Pinch -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: lecherous stone Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit:* 160 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 1000 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

Thug 1 and Thug 2 -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: jealousy stone Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit:* 160 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 1000 Initiative: 500 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

A Maelstrom of Trouble
	Head Toward the Peril: Stops the adventure from occurring, next non-combat will be To Get Groped or Get Mugged?. Run Away Like You're...Feral?: Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters). Note: Occurs only if you do not have a lecherous stone or a jealousy stone, and you have not picked "Head Toward the Peril". Note: Does not cost an adventure.

To Get Groped or Get Mugged?
	Head Toward the Perv: Causes The Terrible Pinch to appear in the zone. To The Fight! You've Got Nerve!: Causes Thug 1 and Thug 2 to appear in the zone. Note: Only occurs once after choosing to "Head Toward the Peril" in A Maelstrom of Trouble. Note: Does not cost an adventure.

A Choice to be Made

Of course, little guy! Let's leap into the fray!: Stops the adventure from occurring, causes the remaining mini-boss to appear, The Terrible Pinch or Thug 1 and Thug 2, depending on who you defeated previously.
Not yet, little friend! We had best stay away!: Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters).
Note: Only occurs if you have a lecherous stone or a jealousy stone but not both, and no mini-bosses are currently in the zone.
Note: Does not cost an adventure.

In the Divine Comedy, the lustful are eternally blown about in a gigantic storm.