Thug 1 and Thug 2
| Thug 1 and Thug 2 | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1135 |
| Locations | The Maelstrom of Lovers |
| Hit Points | 1000 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 135 |
| No-Hit | 160 |
| Initiative | 500 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | jealousy stone |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Thug 1 and Thug 2Now's the time you will meet these two Thugs that we've got!
I predict you won't like them! You'll hate them a lot!
They're brutish and nasty! They're bullies! They're mean!
They're ugly and evil, diseased and unclean!
They fight one another from envy and spite!
They will fight all day long and late into the night!
I'd suggest you not step to Thug 1 and Thug 2!
You will not enjoy what happens next, if you do!
Miss Message(s):
Thug 1 and Thug 2 stop and have a brief fight,
While you say, "come on, jerks, I'm not waiting all night!"
Thug 1 and Thug 2 both swing at you and miss!
They're angry, of course, but for you it's just bliss!
Thug 2 smacks Thug 1 and Thug 1 smacks Thug 2,
And for a brief moment you've nothing to do.
Thug 1 trips and falls while Thug 2 fails to hit,
So you're safe from all harm for a brief little bit.
Thug 1 is too busy with fighting Thug 2,
And Thug 2 with Thug 1 for those thugs to fight you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: jealousy stone |
Occurs at The Maelstrom of Lovers
Notes
- Using a jar full of wind against these monsters will give the message:
- With a deafening WHOOOOSH, your wind breaks from the jar!
And what happens next is both great and bizarre,
For the wind whirls around, grabs Thug 1 and Thug 2,
And they get smashed together 'til they cry "Boo-hoo!"
- Using 10 jars full of wind will defeat The Thugs.
- All damage dealt to these monsters is taken to an exponent of .35, and then ceiling-ed.
References
- Thug 1 and Thug 2 are a reference to Thing 1 and Thing 2 who appeared in The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss.
