A Maelstrom of Trouble
On the brink of the Maelstrom you're catching your breath,
When a lover blows by and scares you half to death!
"Here there be demons!" He shouts, freaking out.
"It's Hey Deze. Of course there are. Why do you shout?"
"These demons are bad! They're far worse than you've seen!
"There's a perverted thing, and two twins who are mean!
"You should not be here! You should really beat feet!
"If those demons find you, you're dead as dead meat!"
Do you think you're prepared for those monsters nearby?
Do you think you're prepared to see how you might die?
Head Toward the Peril |
With a glint hard as flint in your eyes that you squint,
Towards the horrible demons you sprint, all hell-bent.
Run Away Like You're...Feral? |
Like the Gnacker-Mackbeest, you turn tail and you run
You don't think getting disemboweled sounds like much fun.
Occurs at The Maelstrom of Lovers.
Notes
- Does not take an adventure.
- Occurs only if you do not have a lecherous stone or a jealousy stone.
- Choosing to head towards the peril lets you receive To Get Groped or Get Mugged?.