View source for The Quest for the Legendary Beat

__NOTOC__

==Description==
The Quest for the Legendary Beat is a quest [[History_of_Loathing_(2010)#April_5.2C_2010|announced]] on April 5, 2010. It was released in conjunction with [[Wikipedia:MC Frontalot|MC Frontalot]]'s release of his fourth album, [[Wikipedia:Zero Day (album)|Zero Day]].   A contest was simultaneously announced wherein the first ten adventurers to discover [[The Legendary Beat]] received a free copy of the album.  This was the first out-of-game prize for an in-game accomplishment in the history of the Kingdom.

The quest is accessible by way of the [[map to Professor Jacking's laboratory]] an untradeable quest item which can be acquired from the [[antique record album]]. The record album was available for a limited time from [[Uncle P's Antiques]].

==Tasks==
# Collect a [[tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker]], [[a dance upon the palate]], [[can of depilatory cream]], [[hair of the calf]], and [[Crazyleg's razor]]. These can be done in any order. Do not eat the foods or drink the drinks yet.
#*Acquire the [[tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker]] by following these steps:
#*#Insert a [[blackberry]], [[cherry]], [[cocktail onion]], [[jumbo olive]], [[kumquat]], [[olive]], [[plum]], [[raspberry]], [[sea blueberry]], [[sea lychee]], or [[strawberry]] into the [[Pneumatic Tube Interface|fruit machine]].
#*#Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron]] until you get the adventure [[Made it, Ma! Top of the World!]] and choose 'Dance on it' which gives you the effect [[Hurricane Force]] for 10 adventures, which you need to get the [[tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker]].
#*#Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron]] until you get [[loose coalition of yetis, snowmen, and goats]] which will yield a [[tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker]] if you inserted the right fruit and have [[Hurricane Force]].
#*Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron]] until you get [[Made it, Ma! Top of the World!]] and choose to 'Crouch down and lick it' which will give you [[a dance upon the palate]]
#*Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron]] and defeat the [[Fearsome Wacken]] to get [[Crazyleg's razor]].
#*Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier]] until you get [[can of depilatory cream]] from [[Two Inches Smaller]].
#*Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier]] until you get a [[hair of the calf]] from [[Getting a Leg Up (Small-O-Fier)]] (Get this by choosing to climb up the hair (Last option)).
#Prepare the victuals.
#*Cook [[a dance upon the palate]] and [[tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker]] to get [[squirmy violent party snack]].
#*Cocktailcraft the [[can of depilatory cream]] and [[hair of the calf]] together to get [[world's most unappetizing beverage]].
#Drink the [[world's most unappetizing beverage]] and eat the [[squirmy violent party snack]]. Before the effects wear off, use [[Crazyleg's razor]] to gain the [[Smooth Legs]] effect. Use it multiple times to extend the effect, as you won't be able to use it once [[Literally Insane]] and [[Broken Dancing]] wear off.
#Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier]] until you get the adventure [[Just Like the Ocean Under the Moon]], choose to 'Fight a Scabie'. Repeat this until you get the item [[can-you-dig-it?]].
#Gaze into [[Jacking's Mirror]] to acquire the [[Stubbly Legs]] effect.
#Equip the [[can-you-dig-it?]].
#Adventure again in [[Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier]] until you get the adventure [[Double Trouble in the Stubble]] choose to 'Dig your way to safety'. You will then get [[The Legendary Beat]]

'''Optional''': Take full advantage of the sidequest. This can all be done independent of doing the main quest, save for the things that require a specific fruit in the [[Pneumatic Tube Interface|fruit machine]].
# Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier]] until you get the [[Leave a Message and I'll Call You Back]] noncombat. Choose to look for flies. This will net you [[tiny fly glasses]].
# If you do not already have a [[raisin]], adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier]] until you get the [[Raisin' Hell]] noncombat.
# Put a [[raisin]] in the [[Pneumatic Tube Interface|fruit machine]].
# Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier]] until you get the [[Leave a Message and I'll Call You Back]] noncombat and choose to look for the spider. This will kill the spider.
# Adventure in [[Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier]] until you get the [[Leave a Message and I'll Call You Back]] noncombat and choose to look for flies. If you have [[Torso Awaregness]], this will net you the [[flyest of shirts]]. Otherwise skip this step.
# You can also take advantage of the noncombat to triplicate fruit, including expensive fruit. Put one of the fruit in the [[Pneumatic Tube Interface|fruit machine]] that you wish to triplicate. The next time you get [[Leave a Message and I'll Call You Back]] choose to escape and you will get back the fruit you invested  plus two more.

==Reward==
*[[The Legendary Beat]]
*A real-world copy of [[Wikipedia:Zero Day (album)|Zero Day]] on CD for the first ten players to complete the quest.
:Emanon176
:Durgle
:Heffa
:Sirris
:maceblade
:MojoTech
:Abysmalminton
:Dr Ools Lotto alt
:theDUDEster
:RalphIV

==Text==
*After defeating Professor Jacking:
:You've defeated Professor Jacking and gained unfettered access to his laboratory. Now... where's that Beat?

[[Category:Quests]]