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'''The Sleazy Back Alley''' is located in [[Seaside Town]] on the [[Wrong Side of the Tracks]].

==Combat Adventures==
{{Combat|name=big creepy spider|note1=A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 [[Adventures]] of [[Hardly Poisoned at All]].}}
{{Combat|name=completely different spider|note1=A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 [[Adventures]] of [[Hardly Poisoned at All]].}}
{{Combat|name=drunken half-orc hobo|note1=Only encountered during the first [[Ascension|ascension]] and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter [[hung-over half-orc hobo]]s instead.}}
{{Combat|name=hung-over half-orc hobo|note1=Only encountered on alternating ascensions (after the first). Otherwise, you encounter [[drunken half-orc hobo]]s instead.}}
{{Combat|name=rushing bum}}
{{Combat|name=scavenger bugbear|note1=Only encountered when in the [[Bugbear Invasion]] path|tag=bugbear}}
{{Combat|name=crazy bastard|tag=ur}}

==Non-combat Adventures==
{{choice|name=Aww, Craps|image=dice_adv.gif
|choice1name=Cheat Just a Little|choice1=4-5 {{moxie}}
|choice2name=Cheat Like Crazy|choice2=7 {{moxie}} and 31-40 meat ''or'' lose 2 [[HP]]
|choice3name=Bilk 'em, Danno|choice3=6-8 {{moxie}}, 41-49 meat, and [[Smugness]] (10 Adventures) ''or'' lose all [[HP]]
|choice4name=Walk Away|choice4=(Does not use an adventure)}}

{{choice|name=Dumpster Diving|image=dumpster.gif
|choice1name=Punch the hobo|choice1=fight [[drunken half-orc hobo]]{{combat|noline=yes|name=drunken half-orc hobo}}
|choice2name=Rob the hobo|choice2= 3-4 meat, 4-5 {{moxie}}
|choice3name=Look under the hobo|choice3=[[Mad Train wine]]}}

{{choice|name=The Entertainer|image=puppetbox.gif
|choice1name=Put on a classical tragedy|choice1=4-5 {{moxie}}
|choice2name=Do a musical, instead|choice2=2-4 {{moxie}}, 2-4 {{muscle}}
|choice3name=Try for a science-fiction double feature|choice3=15 meat ''or'' 15 meat and 6-8 {{mysticality}}
|choice4name=Introduce them to avant-garde|choice4=(Does not use an adventure)}}

{{choice|name=Please, Hammer|image=haroldsad.gif
|choice1name=Sure, I'll help.|choice1=[[Harold's hammer head]], [[Harold's hammer handle]] (Does not use an adventure)
|choice2name=Sorry, no time.|choice2=(Does not use an adventure)
|choice3name=What's the frequency, Kenneth?|choice3=6 {{muscle}}
|note1=This adventure triggers [[Harold's Hammer Quest]] and doesn't reoccur after receiving the hammer parts.}}

{{choice|name=Under the Knife|image=clinic.gif
|choice1name=Yes! I'm trapped in the wrong body! (500 Meat)|choice1=Switch [[Gender Differences|Genders]]
|choice2name=Umm, no thanks. Seriously.|choice2=(Does not use an adventure)}}

{{Adventure|name=Bree-Yark!|meat=50|stat=5 {{Moxie}}|image=gobtourist.gif|note1=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one time]] adventure.}}

{{Adventure|name=Spirit of the Slug Lord|drops=[[the Slug Lord's map]]|image=slugghost.gif|tag=osl}}

{{Adventure|name=Don't Hurt 'Em|drops=[[Harold's bell]]|image=hammerguy.gif|note1=This adventure is triggered after obtaining [[Harold's hammer]] and completes [[Harold's Hammer Quest]].|tag=slo}}

{{Adventure|name=They Tried and Pailed|drops=[[pail of pretentious paint]]|image=bigpail.gif|note1=This adventure is triggered after speaking to the [[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist|Pretentious Artist]].|tag=slo}}

{{Adventure|name=Now's Your Pants! I Mean... Your Chance!|image=Alley2.gif|note1=This adventure is triggered by accepting the [[Guild Hall#Joining a Guild|quest to join a guild]] as a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief, and will occur on the 6th turn spent in this zone after accepting the quest. |tag=slo}}

{{Adventure|name=In the Still of the Alley|drops=3 {{plural|distilled fortified wine}}|image=still.gif|tag=lucky}}

{{Adventure|name=No Man, No Hole|drops=[[sewer turtle]]|image=alley2.gif|tag=turtle}}

{{Adventure|name=All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo|image=hobo.gif|note1=A [[Ascension#One_Time|one time]] adventure.
|tag=postal}}
{{Adventure|name=All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo|image=hobo.gif|drops=[[fingerless hobo gloves]]|note1=A [[Ascension#One_Time|one time]] adventure.
|tag=postal}}

{{Adventure|name=For Sale By Squatter|image=glyphs2.gif|tag=hobo}}

{{Adventure|name=Sandwiched in the Club|image=alley2.gif|tag=bm|effect=[[Chronologically Pummeled]] (10 turns)}}

==Obsolete Adventures==
{{Adventure|name=Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo|drops=3 {{plural|ice-cold fotie}}|image=Corpse.gif|note1=Old [[Clover Adventures/Old|Clover]] adventure}}

==Notes==
*Once per [[ascension]], any monster here can randomly drop [[hot pink lipstick]] if a [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]] is used.
*Apparently, there's a library across the street from The Sleazy Back Alley. While it cannot be accessed, it is spoken in the following bits of text.
**Monster Manuel text for [[N-space Virtual Assistant]] implies it's called the Library of Loathing.
**[[Talk to the Deep Fat Friars]] (the local library (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley))
**[[Your father's MacGuffin diary]] (the library across the street from the sleazy back alley)
**[[Cursed piece of thirteen]] (that library across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley)
**[[Room, Interrupted]] (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
**[[A Lost Room]] (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
**[[GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card]] use text (take it to the post office that's next door to the library that's across from the Sleazy Back Alley)
**[[Shen Copperhead, Nightclub Owner]] ([The Copperhead Club is] right near that library across from the Sleazy Back Alley)
**[[very overdue library book]] use text (You take the book back to the library (you know, the ''library''))
**[[Handful of tips]] use message (You take the tips down to a currency exchange place (there's one right next to the check-cashing place across the street from the library))
**[[Neverending Party invitation envelope]] description (I'm surprised you weren't aware of it before this. It's right across from the library.)
[[Category:Locations|Sleazy Back Alley, The]]
**[[Tammy]] during Crimbo 2018 ("Ummm..." Tammy checks her notes. "You know that library across the street from the Sleazy Back-Alley? It's across from that.")
**A trivial update on January 7, 2019 referenced the library:
***"A dictionary can now be found in the library, making the Baron's quest finishable again. The one in Spookyraven Manor, not the one across from the Sleazy Back Alley."

==History==
*This zone replaced [[The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)]] on [[History of Loathing (2006)#November 28, 2006|November 28, 2006]].