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{{NeedsSpading|What stuff does he drop? Do you know what he's got? <br /> One drink or some food, and a skillbook, or not? <br /> We must find his blocking rate - higher, or low? <br /> And how does his damage cut work - do you know?}}
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|text=''The Thing with no Name sits quite still. He just '''sits!'''<br />Before he begins to do something, he quits.<br />He's only defined by the things he won't do:<br />The eggs he won't eat and the ham he won't chew.<br />He won't move a muscle! He won't even teeter!<br />What's worse is he won't even follow the meter:<br /><br />"I will not eat them in a lake! "I will not eat them with a snake! "I will not eat them on a bike! "I will not eat them with a pike!"<br /><br />See his wretched refusal to rumpty-tum-tum!<br />Please do me a favor and roundhouse this bum!''
|hit=He will kick you in the face!<br />He will kick you into space!<br />{{ouch|3}}

He will not hit you in the eye!<br />But he ''will'' hit you in the thigh!<br />{{ouch|3}}

He will not hit you in the knee!<br />He'll hit your eye, so you can't see!<br />{{ouch|3}}

He will not kick you in the junk!<br />Wait, he ''will'' kick you in the junk!<br />{{ouch|3}}
|miss=He will not kick you in the junk!<br />He will not kick you with a punk!

He will not kick you in the face!<br />He will not kick you out in space!

He will not hit you in the knee!<br />He will not hit you in a tree!
|critical=He will hit you on the knee, and on a plane, and in a tree!<br />He will hit you like an ox! He will hit you with a fox!<br />He will hit you with a mace! He will hit you in the face!<br />He will hit you very hard! He is going to punch your card!<br />{{ouch|3}}
|fumble=He will not hit you in the face, or on your knee, or with a mace,<br />Or in the thigh, or with a stoat, or in the eye, or on a boat!
}}

{{acquire|item=green eggnog|num=some}} 
{{acquire|item=green hamhock|num=some}} 
{{acquire|item=The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants}} 
{{acquire|item=Ghost Pinching Quarterly}} 
{{acquire|item=The Snitch's Manifesto }}

''Victory text:''

:The Thing with no Name is destroyed. Way to go!
:But there's something that's happening that you should know,
:For the Altar of Dis has emerged where he stood,
:And it looks like it maybe could do you some good.
:Now there's just two places for you to put stones,
:You should find some more stones in Suburbian{{sic}} zones!

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Occurs at [[An Altar]].

==Notes==
*The Thing appears to have about 50% [[Physical Resistance|physical]] and [[Elemental Resistance|elemental resistance]] (not confirmed).
*Combat messages are displayed normally in this fight - they do not use the [[anapest combat]] scheme.
*The Thing will sometimes block the use of items with the message:
*:The item you tossed just collapsed to the floor,
*:"I can't do it!" it moans, "It's too much of a chore!"
*:This fight's getting tough! Do you think you should yield?
*:This Thing is projecting an Apathy Field!
* [http://kolspading.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=333 Current spading] indicates the specific consumables dropped are random, but the number of consumables is based on the number of combats spent in [[The Suburbs of Dis]], ''including'' any free runaways.  Note that this drop count does not include the skill item (codex/quarterly/manifesto).
:{| cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse;"
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!11? or fewer combats||25 or fewer combats!!26-50 combats!!51-75 combats!!76 or more combats
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|5 consumables ||4 consumables || 3 consumables || 2 consumables || 1 consumable
|}
*Immune to multi-round [[Stunning|stunning]], but can still be staggered, provided the item isn't blocked.
==References==
*The Thing is a reference to the unnamed character in ''[[wikipedia:Green Eggs and Ham|Green Eggs and Ham]]'', who repeatedly insists that he does not like the titular dish.

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