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Possible shirt front messages for the [[Thinknerd T-Shirt]].

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! Shirt Message !! Notes / refs
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| /afk
| chat command for "Away From Keyboard"
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| /dance
| chat command for "dance" emote
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| /spit
| chat command for "spit" emote
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| 626f6e657273
| Spells "boners" in hex-encoded ASCII.
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| <(O_O<)^_^<)
| ASCII art
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| <font size=2>Stormtroopers are unexpectedly poor marksmen for what is supposed to be an elite fighting force.</font><br>
| ''Star Wars'' joke
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| <font size=2>Who would win <br>in a fight: </font><br>''Captain Kirk''<br><font size=2>or</font><br>''Captain Stubing''
| ''Star Trek'' / ''The Love Boat'' joke
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| All your base <br>are belong to <br>outdated memes.
| see [[Wikipedia:All your base are belong to us|All your base are belong to us]].
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| ALPHA <br>NERD
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| ASK ME ABOUT <br>MY FANFIC<br><font size=1>''pleeeeeeeease''</font>
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| Ask Me How <br>Magnets Work<br><font size=1>I will explain it in excruciating detail</font>
| see [[Wikipedia:Miracles_(Insane_Clown_Posse_song)#"Magnets"_meme|Miracles by ICP]].
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| BEER IS THE MINDKILLER
| ''Dune'' joke.
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| brb
| "Be Right Back"
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| CATS ARE FUNNY<br>=^_^=
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| CHESS IS AWESOME<br><font size=1>Once you've installed the nude patch</font>
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| Click HERE to <br>Like this shirt
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| CORY DOCTOROW<br><font size=2>is a handsome man</font>
| Sci-fi author and Boingboing blogger.
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| Creepers destroy things that I worked hard to build<br>''& that makes me sad.''
| Minecraft joke.
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| DEBIAN 4 LYFE
| Linux joke.
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| DESCRIPTIVIST
| Linguistics joke.
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| Did you just use "literally" to mean <br>its opposite?<br><font size=1><br>Because I appear to have<br>stuck a knife in your eye.</font><br>
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| DIÄMØND IS THE HARDËST METÄL
| Heavy-metal umlauts. 
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| Don't bother me before I've read my morning RSS feeds
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| DOUBLE RAINBOWS<br><font size=2>how do they work?</font>
| see [[Wikipedia:Double_Rainbow_(viral_video)|Double Rainbow]] viral video.
<br>see [[Wikipedia:Miracles_(Insane_Clown_Posse_song)#"Magnets"_meme|Miracles by ICP]].
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| e<sup><font size=2>πi</font></sup>+1 = 0<br><font size=1>''I just blew your friggin' mind''</font>
| Math joke.
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| "Enterprise" wasn't ''THAT'' bad you guys
| ''Star Trek: Enteprise'' joke.
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| Everything I Wish I Didn't Know I Learned From The Internet
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| Everything In My House Is Controlled By Arduino<br><font size=2>including my dog</font>
| Hardware hacker joke.
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| EXTERMINATE<br><font size=1>your mother</font>
| ''Doctor Who'' joke.
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| FAX THE PLANET
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| Feed me a stray cat
| ''American Psycho'' joke.
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| FREE NUMBER 6
| ''The Prisoner'' joke.
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| GAME OVER
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| GET CIRCUITBENT
| Hardware hacker joke.
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| Get out of the way, dummy -- I'm going to use ''MATH''
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| GOOGLE PON FARR
| ''Star Trek'' joke.
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| Home Is Where <br>You Hearth To
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| how i<br>mine<br>4 girl?
| Play on ''how i mine 4 fish'' <br> ''Runescape'' joke. 
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| How many <br>fish heads?
| see [[Wikipedia:Fish_Heads_(song)|Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes]].
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| HULK / HULK'S WEIGHT IN BEES 2016
| see [[Guy Made Of Bees]]
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| Human Interaction?<br><font size=1>Is that on Steam?</font>
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| I AM BATMAN<br><font size=1>And so is my wife.</font>
| ''[[Wikipedia:Life of Brian|Life of Brian]]'' joke
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| I am superior because my Slashdot ID is lower than yours.
| see [[Wikipedia:Slashdot#Culture|Slashdot]].
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| I AM TIRED<br>OF ZOMBIES
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| I Am Why We Cannot Have Nice Things<br><font size=1>yup it is totes me sorry</font>
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| I can't dance unless there are arrows
| see [[Wikipedia:Dance Dance Revolution|Dance Dance Revolution]]
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| I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPORTS
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| I don't know what emacs is but I hear <br>it's terrible
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| I hacked <br>your girlfriend
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| I LIKE SPACE
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| i miss the card catalog
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| I own more media than I could consume in a dozen lifetimes.
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| I pirate software because I don't <br>give a rat's ass
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| IF I SEE ONE MORE BACON SCULPTURE I'M KICKING THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN THE BALLS
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| Insert Token <br>To Continue
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| iPerson
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| It's pronounced ''"mohg",''<br>you ''heathen.''
| [[Wikipedia:Moog Music|Moog Music]], maker of synthesizers 
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| JAILBREAKING IS NOT A CRIME
| Cellphone hacking joke
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| KHAN SHOT FIRST
| ''Star Wars'' / ''Wrath of Kahn'' joke
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| KWISATZ HACKEYSACK
| ''Dune'' joke.
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| LF1M<br>cuddles
| "Looking For One More"
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| lol<br>ikr
| "Laugh out loud. I know, right?"
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| Looking for a Japanese girlfriend<br>who reads English<br>
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| LOOT YOUR CORPSES<br><font size=2>There are gold farmers starving in China.</font><br>
| ''[[Wikipedia:Gold_farming#China|World of Warcraft]]'' joke.
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| MACHINE <br>WASH <br>ONLY
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| '''MAGIC'''<br>''it works''
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| Make Stuff Not War <br><font size=1>unless you're 3d-printing the guns I guess, that's pretty cool</font><br>
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| Metafilter's Own
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| My name is <br>a killing word
| ''Dune'' joke
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| MY OTHER CHOCOBO <br>IS A YOSHI
| Final Fantasy / Mario Brothers joke.
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| My other shirts <br>are also black
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| My Other Toon Is a Dapper Werewolf
| World of Warcraft / Penny Arcade joke.
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| NERDS RUINED<br>HOLY GRAIL
| see [[Wikipedia:Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail_in_popular_culture|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]].
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| NERF $YOURCLASS
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| No I won't<br>fix your computer<br><font size=2>(unless you want me to<br>install Linux on it*)</font><br><br><font size=1>* I am implying that your computer <br>is broken because you don't <br>have Linux installed on it.</font><br>
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| NOT INSANE
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| NUKE COMIC SANS
| Font joke.
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| PLUTO ''IS TOO'' <br>A PLANET<br><font size=1>''I will cut you''</font>
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| PRESCRIPTIVIST
| Linguistics joke.
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| PUNCHCARD <br>WIZARD
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| QUIZNOS HADERACH
| ''Dune'' joke.
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| ROFLWTFPDQFYI
| ROFL, WTF, PDQ, FYI
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| ''SCIENCE''<br>It's what's for dinner
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| Shirt of Protection +1
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| SHOES FOR INDUSTRY
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| SOMETHING<br>SOMETHING<br>PODCASTS
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| THE DOCTOR IS IN<br><font size=1>(I am referring to Doctor Who.)</font>
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| '''The Internet'''<br>Ruining Everything Since 1982
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| This shirt is self-referential.
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| TIME LORD <br>OF THE DANCE
| ''Doctor Who'' joke
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| UNSCREW YOU
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| VIDEO GAME REFERENCE
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| Vote WIL WHEATON for POPE
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| WALUIGI <br>IS MY COPILOT
| Mario Brothers joke.
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| What part of <br>"huge nerd" <br>don't you understand?
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| WIKIPEDIA DONATOR<br><font size=1>because it is the only way I know a damned thing about anything any more and the thought of it going away honestly terrifies me</font><br>
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| X IS NOT A CRIME<br><font size=1>for certain values of x</font>
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| You had me at "nuqneH."
| ''Star Trek'' joke.
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| Your favorite device driver sucks
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| YOUR MOTHER<br><font size=2>is a classy lady</font>
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| [citation needed]
| Wikipedia joke
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| ^_^
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