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[[Ultra Rares]] are items that are extremely rare drops, designed to be acquirable only through chance (or loads of meat). [[Jick]] has done an incredibly good job of keeping them virtually inaccessible to farmers (or at least as inaccessible as to occasional visitors), and the mechanic by which they occur is unknown. There has been much debate over the best strategy to acquire one of these. As yet, the only way which seems to have a good chance of paying off in the long run is to save your meat.

All ultra rares [[pulverize]] into [[ultimate wad]]s.

The consolation ribbon  [[pulverize]]s into [[twinkly powder]] as it's not an ultra-rare item.

==List of Ultra Rares==
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!Item
!Enchantment
!Monster
!Location
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|{{StackItem|17-ball}}||+20 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+20 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 {{element|Hot}}<br />+20 {{element|Cold}}<br />+20 {{element|Sleaze}}||[[Pooltergeist (Ultra-Rare)|pooltergeist]]||[[The Haunted Billiards Room]]
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|{{StackItem|Counterclockwise Watch}}||+10 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.||[[The Temporal Bandit]]||[[The Cola Wars Battlefield]], [[Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)]], [[Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)]]
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|{{StackItem|crazy bastard sword}}||[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />+6 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.||[[crazy bastard]]||[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]
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|{{StackItem|Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield}}||Superhuman [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements||[[Knott Slanding]]||[[The Icy Peak]]
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|{{StackItem|hockey stick of furious angry rage}}||+30 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%||[[hockey elemental]]||[[Camp Logging Camp]]
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|{{StackItem|hypnodisk}}||+30% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]||[[Hypnotist of Hey Deze]]||[[Pandamonium Slums]]
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|{{StackItem|incredibly dense meat gem}}||+60% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat from Monsters]]<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10||[[infinite meat bug]]||[[Treasury]]
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|{{StackItem|optimal spreadsheet}}||All Attributes +10<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]||[[QuickBASIC elemental]]||[[Menagerie Level 1]]
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|{{StackItem|Platinum Yendorian Express Card}}||Opens [[Locked Door]]s<br />''Once a day:''<br />Extends the duration of all current [[:Category:Effects|effects]] by 5 adventures<br />[[MP Restorers|Restores]] all MP<br />[[Zapping|Cools]] zap wands||[[The Master Of Thieves]]||[[The Dungeons of Doom]]
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|{{StackItem|repaid diaper}}||+15 to [[Familiar Weight]]||[[Remarkable Elba Kramer]]||[[Inside the Palindome]]
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|{{StackItem|Talisman of Baio}}||+X% [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]<br />+X% [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]<br />+X% [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]]<br />(All Attributes Increase With Moonlight)||[[Baiowulf]]||[[The Spooky Forest]]
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|{{StackItem|Talisman of Bakula}}||[[Give In To Your Vampiric Urges|Hemophilia]]||[[Count Bakula]]||[[The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)|The]] [[The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)|Misspelled Cemetary]]
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|{{StackItem|The Nuge's favorite crossbow}}||[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +100%<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.||[[The Nuge]]||[[A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters]]
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==Notes==
*All ultra-rare monsters have animated sprites.
*Both the [[incredibly dense meat gem]] and [[hypnodisk]] were given a minor buff on May 1st, 2020. Prior to this date, the IDMG gave +50% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat from Monsters]] and the disk gave +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Currently, only optimal spreadsheet is confirmed dupable by [[Grey Goose]].

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