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[[Image:Elements2.gif|right|Sleaze deals extra damage to enemies with a heat or stench subtype, and negligible damage to sleaze-based monsters.]]
This is a tool for planning sleaze damage and/or resistance maximization.
* Expected primary use case: hitting +sleaze thresholds @ Mob
* Expected contexts:
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Legend
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| HC AoSOL
| Blue only
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| HC Standard
| Blue and green
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| HC unrestricted path
| Blue, green, and yellow
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| Any of the above, but<br>missing some IOTMs
| + grey
|-
| Softcore
| Same as HC, but pull [[deck of lewd playing cards]]
|-
| Aftercore
| Use full table
|}

See an error? See yourself using this page for another purpose? Got a formatting suggestion? Msg me @ BinnyV in-game. Any/all feedback is appreciated!


==Damage==

===Bonus Damage===

What cares about your bonus sleaze damage (X) and/or your bonus damage to sleaze spells (Y)?
* √(X+Y) protesters (of the initial 80) are cleared from the [[A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters|Mob]] via [[Bench Warrant|one]] of the [[Lucky Adventures|Lucky]] options, meaning:
** X+Y ≥ 400 can clear it in 4 turns
** X+Y ≥ 729 can clear it in 3 turns
** X+Y ≥ 1600 can clear it in 2 turns
* X+Y ≥ 100 optimizes the [[Test Your Might And Also Test Other Things|NS elemental tower test]] (when it's sleaze)


{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Bonuses&nbsp;From&nbsp;Equipment
|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! style="width:145px" | Item
! style="width:100px" | Slot
! Damage<br>Bonus
! Spell<br>Damage<br>Bonus
! Prereqs &<br>Costs
! Acquisition

|-
| <i>[[Dreadful Skeleton Suit]]</i>
| Outfit<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub><br><small>([[Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap|Hat]], [[Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate|Shirt]], [[Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards|Pants]])</small>
| +50
| +50
| 250 Mus,<br>[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]
| [[The Unkillable Skeleton]]'s outfit
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| rowspan=2 | <i>[[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]</i>
| rowspan=2 | Outfit<br><small>([[beer helmet|Hat]], [[distressed denim pants|Pants]], [[bejeweled pledge pin|Acc]])</small>
| rowspan=2 | +15
| rowspan=2 |
| rowspan=2 | 70 Mys,<br>70 Mox
| bgcolor="lightgreen" | Dropped in full by [[War Frat 151st Infantryman|151st Frat]] (pieces @ 10%), summonable via [[Calculate the Universe|Numberology]] 51; common early [[Yellow ray strategy|YR]] target that additionally yields [[keg shield]] (+50 DA; reqs 70 mus), [[bottle opener belt buckle]] (non-guaranteed stinging dmg), a [[perforated battle paddle|smashable]], and a [[beer bomb|sellable]]
|-
| bgcolor="lightblue" | If using [[A Fax Machine|fax]]/[[combat lover's locket|locket]]/etc to acquire the outfit, there are some additional options:

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! War frat !! % !! Additional drops
|-
| [[War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman|W.F. 500th Infantrygent]] || 10% || Same as 151st, plus 100 base meat
|-
| [[War Frat Elite 500th Captain|W.F. Elite 500th Captain]] || 5% || Same as 151st, plus 250 base meat, minus the buckle
|-
| [[Elite Beer Bongadier]] || 1% || [[beer bong]] <small>(+15 stench dmg, +5 ML; smashes into TwSt 3W)</small><br>[[kick-ass kicks]]<small> (+10 sleaze dmg; smashes into TwSl 1W+3N / 2W)</small>
|-
| [[War Frat Kegrider|W.F. Kegrider]] || 1% || [[beer bong]]<br>[[furniture dolly]] <small>(+30% init; reqs 75 mys; smashes into Tw 3W)</small>
|-
| [[Orcish Frat Boy Spy]] || 30% || (drops are forceable without needing a [[Yellow ray strategy|YR]])
|}
|-
| <i>[[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]</i>
| Outfit<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub><br><small>([[wumpus-hair wig|Hat]], [[wumpus-hair whip|1H Weap]], [[wumpus-hair loincloth|Pants]])</small>
| +10 (pris)
|
| 35 Mox
| Requires a total of 50 [[wumpus hair]]
|-
| <i>[[Frat Boy Ensemble]]</i>
| Outfit<br><small>([[Orcish baseball cap|Hat]], [[Orcish frat-paddle|1H Weap]], [[Orcish cargo shorts|Pants]])</small>
| +5
|
| 20 Mus,<br>15 Mox
| Variously acquirable in the [[Orcish Frat House]]
|-
| <i>[[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]</i>
| Outfit<br><small>([[giant discarded bottlecap|Hat]], [[giant discarded plastic fork|2H Weap]], [[giant discarded torn-up glove|Pants]])</small>
| +5
|
| 62 Mus,<br>62 Mox
| [[Giant Trash Quest]] rewards outfit
|-
| <i>[[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]</i>
| Outfit<br><small>([[Knob Goblin harem veil|Hat]], [[Knob Goblin harem pants|Pants]])</small>
| +3
|
|
| Dropped in full (each @ 20%) by [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|ratty knitted cap}}
| Hat
| 15
| 15
|
| Dropped by [[burnout]]s (@ 15%, initially) in the [[The Neverending Party|NEP]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig}}
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 20
|
| 35 Mox
| Dropped by [[All-Hallow's Steve]], a 1-time (ever) [[Halloween]] [[Trick or Treat!|trick-or-treat]]ing monster
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| rowspan=3 | {{InlineItem|Iunion Crown}}
| rowspan=3 | Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| rowspan=3 | 3X
| rowspan=3 |
| [[The Copperhead Club|Copperhead]]
| rowspan=3 | June 2020 IOTM<br>Charge increases on the 1st, 4th, and 9th (etc.) combats won each day in said zones, but markedly decays on rollover
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[The Hole in the Sky|HITS]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[The Haunted Bedroom|Haunted Bedroom]]
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| rowspan=2 | {{InlineItem|grungy bandana}}
| rowspan=2 | Hat
| rowspan=2 | 10
| rowspan=2 |
| rowspan=2 | 60 Mox
| 1 of 10 possible items produced after combat when firing off an [[Arr, M80]] from the [[VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[Underground Fireworks Shop|fireworks shop]]
|-
| Dropped by [[grungy pirate]] (@ 10%) [[Belowdecks]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Unfortunato's foolscap}}
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 10 (pris)
|
| 20 Mox
| Dropped by the [[The Haunted Wine Cellar|Haunted Wine Cellar]] [[protonic accelerator pack|proto pack]] (August 2016 IOTM) [[The ghost of Jim Unfortunato|ghost]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|grubby wool hat}}
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5
|
|
| Shaped from [[grubby wool]] (dropped by [[Hobo in Sheep's Clothing]])
|-
| {{InlineItem|whittled tiara}}
| Hat<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 5 (pris)
|
|
| [[Distant Woods Getaway Brochure]] (August 2019 IOTM) content<br>[[Your Campfire|Whittled]] from 5 [[stick of firewood|sticks of firewood]]<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| {{InlineItem|8-billed baseball cap}}
| Hat
| 5 (pris)
|
| 85 Mox
| Dropped by [[broctopus]] (@ 5%) at [[The Sunken Party Yacht]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|stained glass stetson}}
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
|
| 5 (pris)
| 40 Mys
| 2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
|-
| {{InlineItem|mullet wig}}
| Hat
| 2
|
| 5 Mox
| Available in [[The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks|one]] of the choice noncombats in [[Whitey's Grove]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|asshat}}
| Hat
| 1
|
|
| Pasting together 2 [[bum cheek]]s
|-
| rowspan=2 | {{InlineItem|Crown of Thrones}}<br>/<br>{{InlineItem|Buddy Bjorn}}
| rowspan=2 | Hat<br>/<br>Back
| rowspan=2 | 20
| rowspan=2 |
| [[Sausage Golem]]
| rowspan=2 | May 2010 / February 2014 IOTMs<br>Enchantment depends on enthroned/enbackened familiar
|-
| [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]]
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| {{InlineItem|oil shell}}
| Back
| 15
|
| 20 Mus,<br>[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]
| [[Oil Peak]] [[Turtle Taming|tamed turtle]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|paraffin poncho}}
| Back<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 10
|
|
| 2020 SC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
|-
| {{InlineItem|stained glass serape}}
| Back<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5
|
| 40 Mox
| 2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
|-
| {{InlineItem|bod-ice}}
| Shirt<sub><small>(melting)</small></sub>
| 25
| 25
|
| Created by [[Winter Gardening]] (1 [[snow berries]], 4 [[ice harvest]]s)<br>Disappears on rollover
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|Jurassic Parka}}
| Shirt<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 20
| 20
| Dilophosaur mode
| September 2022 IOTM
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|fresh coat of paint}}
| Shirt<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 20?
| 20?
|
| Seeded based on path and day
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|glass casserole dish}}
| Shirt
| 30
|
|
| Sold for 1 [[cashew]] by the [[Thanksgarden]] [[A traveling Thanksgiving salesman|salesman]]
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|midriff scrubs}}
| Shirt
| 10
| 20
| 65 Mus
| Dropped by [[pygmy orderlies]] (@ 5%) in the Hidden [[The Hidden Hospital|Hospital]]/[[The Hidden Bowling Alley|Bowling Alley]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|extremely wet T-shirt}}
| Shirt
| 25
|
| 85 Mus
| Dropped by [[wild girl]] (@ 5%) at [[Spring Break Beach|SBB]]'s [[The Sunken Party Yacht|Sunken Party Yacht]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat}}
| Shirt<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 15 (pris)
|
| 200 Mus
| Speed [[Hobopolis]] reward
|-
| {{InlineItem|Ultracolor™ shirt}}
| Shirt
| X (pris)
|
| 35 Mus
| [[My Own Pen Pal kit|Pen Pal]] (May 2011 IOTM) correspondence content<br>X = the number of active effects you have
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| {{InlineItem|astral shirt}}
| Shirt<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
|
|
| [[Valhalla]] [[Pet Heaven|equipment]] option (10 Karma)<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| {{InlineItem|clownskin harness}}
| Shirt
| 2
|
| 15 Mus
| [[Armorcraftiness|Armorcrafted]] using [[clown skin]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|First Post shirt - Cir Senam}}
| Shirt<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
|
|
| [[Intergnat]] (May 2016 IOTM) content
|-
| {{InlineItem|halibut}}
| 2H Weap
| 100
|
| 85 Mus
| Dropped by [[fisherfish]] (@ 3%) in [[The Marinara Trench]], once informed by [[Grandpa]] Sea Monkee
|-
| {{InlineItem|Chester's bag of candy}}
| 2H Weap<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 30
|
| 200 Mox,<br>[[Disco Bandit|DB]]
| [[Chester]] outfit piece
|-
| {{InlineItem|sleazy bindle}}
| 2H Weap<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 25
|
| 200 Mus
| Dropped by [[sleaze hobo]]s (@ 0.1%) in [[Hobopolis]]'s [[The Purple Light District|PLD]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|creepy-ass club}}
| 2H Weap<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 15
|
| 65 Mus,<br>[[Seal Clubber|SC]]
| [[Super-Advanced Meatsmithing|Meatsmithed]] using [[seal lube]] (from the [[Orcish Frat House|Frat]] [[The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)|House]] [[figurine of a slippery seal|figurine]] [[wet seal|seal]])
|-
| {{InlineItem|a butt tuba}}
| 2H Weap
| 15
|
| 57 Mox
| Dropped by [[Bob Racecar]] in the [[Inside the Palindome|Palindome]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Rain-Doh violet bo}}
| 2H Weap<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 11
|
|
| [[can of Rain-Doh]] (February 2012 IOTM) content
|-
| {{InlineItem|giant cheesestick}}
| 2H Weap
|
| 11
| 45 Mus
| Smithed using [[goat cheese]], [[herbs]], and [[spices]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|beer-a-pult}}
| 2H Weap
| 10
|
| 80 Mox
| Sold at the wartime [[The Orcish Frat House|Frat House]] for 50 quarters
|-
| {{InlineItem|Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword}}
| 2H Weap
| 5 (pris)
|
| 35 Mus
| Crimbo 2012 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|beer-soaked mop}}
| 2H Weap
| 3
|
|
| Dropped by a [[skeleton with a mop]] (@ 10%) in the [[The Typical Tavern|Tavern]] [[A Barroom Brawl|Brawl]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|plastic nunchaku}}
| 2H Weap
| 3 (pris)
|
| 10 Mus
| [[Summon Confiscated Things]], sometimes
|-
| {{InlineItem|glistening staff}}
| 2H Weap
| 3
|
| 15 Mus
| Smithed using [[sleaze powder]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|poutine pole}}
| 2H Weap
| 3
|
| 12 Mus
| Smithed using [[poutine]] and [[dry noodles]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|tin drum}}
| 2H Weap<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
|
|
| Multi-using 16 [[fancy tin beer can]]s
|-
| {{InlineItem|autocalliope}}
| 2H Weap
| 2 (pris)
|
| 50 Mox
| Using [[Steal Accordion]] on [[Steampunk Giant]] in the [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)|Castle TF]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|beer-battered accordion}}
| 2H Weap
| 2
|
| [[Accordion Thief|AT]]
| Using [[Steal Accordion]] on a [[drunken half-orc hobo|half-orc]] [[hung-over half-orc hobo|hobo]] in the [[The Sleazy Back Alley|SBA]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|buffalo blade}}
| 2H Weap
| 2
|
| 45 Mus
| Smithed using [[hot wing]], [[herbs]], and [[spices]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|rubber axe}}
| 2H Weap
| 2
|
| 5 Mus
| Sometimes in the first [[Daily Dungeon|DD]] chest
|-
| {{InlineItem|wolf whistle}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 100
|
| 85 Mox
| 1-time (ever) [[Skid Row|leaderboard]] reward ([[grimstone mask|grimstone]] content: wolf)
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|June cleaver}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| X (~pris)
|
|
| June 2022 IOTM<br>X ~= 1/5th the number of fights today with cleaver equipped
|-
| {{InlineItem|groping claw}}
| Weap (1H)
| 30
|
| 200 Mus
| Dropped by [[sleaze werewolf]] (@ 0.1%) in the [[Dreadsylvanian Woods]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|pernicious cudgel}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 30
|
| 150 Mus
| Smithed from a [[caustic slime nodule]] and a [[slime-covered club]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
|
| 30
| 200 Mys,<br>Chefstaff
| October 2011 [[The Haunted Sorority House|world event]] content
|-
| {{InlineItem|unsanitized scalpel}}
| Weap (1H)
| 25
|
| 35 Mus
| Dropped by [[hypocritical medicus]] (@ 2%?) in the [[The Time-Twitching Tower|TTT]]'s [[The Roman Forum|Roman Forum]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|primitive alien blowgun}}
| Weap (1H)
| 25
|
| 10 Mox
| Dropped by [[hostile intelligent alien]] (rarely) on some [[Secret Underground Spacegate Facility|Spacegate]] [[Through the Spacegate|planets]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|slime knuckles}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
|
| 25
| 30 Mys
| Created using slime globs (1 [[black slime glob|black]], 50 [[orange slime glob|orange]], 20 [[green slime glob|green]]) dropped by [[slime blob]]s, a possible [[Voting Booth]] monster candidate
|-
| {{InlineItem|mannequin leg}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 20
|
| 40 Mus,<br>[[Seal Clubber|SC]]
| Dropped by the [[wet seal|sleaze Infernal Seal]] (@ 5%) [[Infernal Seals|summoned]] by the [[figurine of a slippery seal|figurine]] found in the Orcish Frat House (both [[Orcish Frat House|pre-]] and [[The Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)|post-]]War)
|-
| {{InlineItem|grease cannon}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 20
|
| 35 Mox
| Dropped by [[Travoltron]], fightable at the [[That 70s Volcano|70s Volcano]] [[The Towering Inferno Discotheque|Discotheque]] with 3+ Disco Style
|-
| {{InlineItem|Staff of the Grease Trap}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
|
| 20
| 125 Mys,<br>Chefstaff
| Created by [[Rodoric, the Staffcrafter|Rodoric]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Staff of the Scummy Sink}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
|
| 20
| 125 Mys,<br>Chefstaff
| Created by [[Rodoric, the Staffcrafter|Rodoric]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Staff of Frozen Lard}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
|
| 20
| 200 Mys,<br>Chefstaff
| Created by [[Rodoric, the Staffcrafter|Rodoric]]
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|short-handled mop}}
| Weap (1H)
| 10
|
| 67 Mus
| Dropped by [[pygmy janitor]] (@ 15%) in [[The Hidden City]] zones
|-
| {{InlineItem|rare oboe}}
| Weap (1H)
| 10 (pris)
|
| 25 Mox
| Dropped by [[traveling hobo]] (rarely) in [[Oliver's Place]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|gingerbread pistol}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 10
|
| 10 Mox
| Sold for 300 [[sprinkle]]s in the [[Gingerbread City]]'s [[Gingerbread Industrial Zone|Industrial Zone]] at the [[Midnight in the Industrial Zone|Midnight noncom]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|silent pea shooter}}
| Weap (1H)
| 10
|
| 35 Mox
| Dropped by [[pterodactyl]] in [[The Cave Before Time]] ([[The Time-Twitching Tower|TTT]] content)
|-
| {{InlineItem|origami riding crop}}
| Weap (1H)
| 10
|
|
| Folded from [[naughty origami kit]] (February 2008 IOTM)
|-
| {{InlineItem|warbear oil pan}}
| Weap (1H)
|
| 10
| [[Sauceror|SA]]
| Found in [[warbear requisition box]], sometimes
|-
| {{InlineItem|Staff of the Greasefire}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
|
| 10
| 20 Mys,<br>Chefstaff
| Created by [[Rodoric, the Staffcrafter|Rodoric]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|White Dragon Fang}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 9 (pris)
|
| 200 Mus
| Special sword from the [[jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|scratch 'n' sniff sword}}
| rowspan=2 | Weap (1H)<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| rowspan=2 | 3X (pris)
| rowspan=2 |
| rowspan=2 |
| rowspan=2 | [[Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome|Sticker Tome]] (November 2008 IOTM) content<br>X = number of [[scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker|dragon stickers]]<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| {{InlineItem|scratch 'n' sniff crossbow}}
|-
| {{InlineItem|Hand that Rocks the Ladle}}
| Weap (1H)
| 5 (pris)
|
|
| [[The Smith's Tome|Smith's Tome]] (December 2013 IOTM) content<br>Smithed using [[lump of Brituminous coal]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|double-barreled sling}}
| Weap (1H)
| 5
|
| 20 Mox
| Dropped by 4/9 hippies (@ 5%) in [[The Hippy Camp]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|potato pistol}}
| Weap (1H)
| 5
|
| 45 Mox
| Smithed using [[t8r tots]], [[herbs]], and [[spices]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|club of the five seasons}}
| Weap (1H)
| 5 (pris)
|
| 60 Mus
| rowspan=2 | [[Super-Advanced Meatsmithing|Smithed]] using a [[prismatic wad]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|rainbow crossbow}}
| Weap (1H)
| 5 (pris)
|
| 60 Mox
|-
| {{InlineItem|dreadlock whip}}
| Weap (1H)
| 5
|
| 5 Mus
| Dropped by [[caveman hippy]] (@ 10%) in the [[The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)|bombed Hippy Camp]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|The Jokester's gun}}
| Weap (1H)
| 5 (pris)
|
| 50 Mox
| [[Batfellow comic|Batfellow]] content
|-
| {{InlineItem|terra cotta tongs}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5 (pris)
|
| 40 Mys
| 2020 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
|-
| {{InlineItem|Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals}}
| Weap (1H)
|
| 5
| Chefstaff
| [[The Smith's Tome|Smith's Tome]] (December 2013 IOTM) content<br>Smithed using [[lump of Brituminous coal]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|Fourth of May Cosplay Saber}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 4 (pris)
|
|
| May 2019 IOTM
|-
| {{InlineItem|Orcish frat-paddle}}
| Weap (1H)
| 4
|
| 20 Mus
| Variously acquirable in the [[Orcish Frat House]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|demon whip}}
| Weap (1H)
| 3
|
|
| [[Super-Advanced Meatsmithing|Smithed]] using a [[demon skin]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|combat fan}}
| Weap (1H)
| 3 (pris)
|
| 67 Mus
| Dropped by [[fan dancer]] (@ 5%) the [[The Copperhead Club]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|grease gun}}
| Weap (1H)
| 3
|
| 17 Mox
| Smithed using [[cardboard ore]] and a [[White Citadel burger]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Cerebral Crossbow}}
| Weap (1H)
| 3
|
| 30 Mox
| Possible outcome from the [[Violet Fog]] induced by [[astral mushroom]]s
|-
| {{InlineItem|Sword of Dark Omens}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
|
|
| [[GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card|GameInform correspondence]] (February 2013 IOTM) content<br>1 of 8 possible outfit pieces dropped by the [[Video Game Boss|final boss]] of the GameInform [[The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon|Dungeon]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|obsidian dagger}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
|
| 10 Mus
| Formerly dropped by [[ancient protector spirit]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|immense cyborg hand}}
| Weap (1H)
| 3 (pris)
|
| 60 Mus
| [[A Sinister Dodecahedron|Crimbo 2007]] content
|-
| {{InlineItem|cheap plastic bottle opener}}
| Weap (1H)
| 2
|
|
| Obsolete [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day|SSPD]] content
|-
| {{InlineItem|Loathing Legion double prism}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
|
| Folded from [[Loathing Legion knife]] (January 2011 IOTM)
|-
| {{InlineItem|wumpus-hair whip}}
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
|
| Multi-using 11 [[wumpus hair]]s
|-
| {{InlineItem|yohohoyo}}
| Weap (1H)
| 1 (pris)
|
| 65 Mox
| Dropped by [[wacky pirate]] (@ 5%) on [[The Poop Deck]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|deck of lewd playing cards}}
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 69
| 69
| 22 Mys
| Multi-using 52 [[lewd playing card]]s, the [[Semi-Rare Adventures|SR]] in [[Hobopolis]]'s [[The Purple Light District|PLD]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|steely marble}}
| Off-hand
|
| 65
| 85 Mys
| Tier 9 [[Marbles|marble]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| rowspan=4 | {{InlineItem|latte lovers member's mug}}
| rowspan=4 | Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 25
|
| [[Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)|Orcish Frat House (Verge)]]
| rowspan=4 | October 2018 IOTM<br>Enchantments [[Latte Shop|adjustable]] from amongst corresponding ingredients collected from specific zones
|-
| 25
|
| [[The Old Rubee Mine|Old Rubee Mine]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| 20
|
| [[The Old Landfill|Old Landfill]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| 5 (pris)
|
| [[The Haunted Gallery|Haunted Gallery]]
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|disturbing fanfic}}
| Off-hand
|
| 30
| 15 Mys
| Dropped by [[Furry Giant]] (@ 25%) in the [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)|Castle BM]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|17-ball}}
| Off-hand
| 20 (pris)
|
|
| [[Ultra Rares|UR]] found in the [[The Haunted Billiards Room|Billiards Room]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|chiffon chamberpot}}
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 10
| 10
|
| 2023 SC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|4-ball}}
| Off-hand
| 8
| 8
| 15 Mys
| Dropped by [[pooltergeist]] (@ 3%) in the [[The Haunted Billiards Room|Billiards Room]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans}}
| Off-hand
|
| 15
|
| [[Avatar of West of Loathing|AoWoL]]/[[LT&T Office|LT&T]] content
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|cursed arcane orb}}
| Off-hand<sub><small>(quest)</small>
| 13 (pris)
|
|
| Dropped by the [[shadow Lord Spookyraven]] ([[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing|AoSOL]] path only)
|-
| {{InlineItem|complicated device}}
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
| 11 (pris)
| 200 Mys
| Obtainable from [[Grandpa]] Sea Monkee once (ever)
|-
| {{InlineItem|Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll}}
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 10
|
|
| Crimbo 2012 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|Great Wolf's left paw}}
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 10 (pris)
|
| 250 Mus,<br>[[Seal Clubber|SC]]
| [[Great Wolf of the Air]] outfit piece
|-
| {{InlineItem|paint palette}}
| Off-hand
| 8 (pris)
|
| 20 Mys
| [[The Neverending Party|NEP]] rare drop
|-
| {{InlineItem|foon of fleshiness}}
| Off-hand
|
| 8
| 10 Mys
| Smithed using [[foon]] and [[sleaze powder]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|can of mixed everything}}
| Off-hand
| 5 (pris)
|
| 30 Mys
| Crimbo 2021 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|orcish stud-finder}}
| Off-hand
| 5
|
| 27 Mys
| Dropped by [[smut orc nailer]] (@ 5%) in [[The Orc Chasm]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|oil lamp}}
| Off-hand
| 5
|
| 45 Mus
| Multi-using 9 [[bubblin' crude]]s
|-
| {{InlineItem|painted shield}}
| Off-hand
| 2 (pris)
|
| 45 Mus
| [[Armorcraftiness|Armorcrafted]] using the ([[Turtle Taming|tamed]]) [[The Haunted Gallery|Haunted Gallery]] [[painted turtle|turtle]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Microplushie: Sororitrate}}
| Off-hand<sub><small>(gift)</small></sub>
| 2
|
|
| Sometimes [[Summon Geeky Gifts|summoned]] with the [[Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts|Thinknerd]] Grimoire
|-
| {{InlineItem|uncursed arcane orb}}
| Off-hand<sub><small>(quest)</small>
| 1 (pris)
|
|
| Ruined version of [[cursed arcane orb]] ([[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing|AoSOL]] path only)
|-
| {{InlineItem|sebaceous shield}}
| Off-hand
| 1
|
| 2 Mus
| [[Armorcraftiness|Armorcrafted]] from a [[bum cheek]] and the ([[Turtle Taming|tamed]]) [[The Sleazy Back Alley|SBA]] [[sewer turtle|turtle]]
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|designer sweatpants}}
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 10+5√S
| 10+5√S
|
| June 2022 IOTM<br>S = % sweatiness (accrues 2%/fight, including runs, ±1% in hot/cold zones)
|-
| {{InlineItem|transparent pants}}
| Pants
| 60
| 60
| 200 Mox
| Dropped by [[sleaze ghost]]s in the [[Dreadsylvanian Village]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|BRAINS shorts}}
| Pants
| 40
| 40
| 200 Mox
| October 2011 [[The Haunted Sorority House|world event]] content
|-
| {{InlineItem|Crimbo stockings}}
| Pants
| 75
|
| 75 Mox,<br>[[Disco Bandit|DB]]
| Crimbo 2020 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards}}
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 50
|
| 250 Mus
| [[The Unkillable Skeleton|Unkillable Skeleton]] outfit piece
|-
| {{InlineItem|boneana hammock}}
| Pants
| 20
| 20
| 45 Mox
| [[A Skeleton Invasion!|Valhalla revamp]] content
|-
| {{InlineItem|Danglin' Chad's loincloth}}
| Pants
| 25
|
| 75 Mox
| Dropped by the frat war hero [[Danglin' Chad]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|marble maebari}}
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 20
|
| 40 Mus
| 2019 HC Standard ascension reward for Seal Clubber
|-
| {{InlineItem|discarded swimming trunks}}
| Pants
| 10
| 10
|
| Dropped by [[swimming pool monster]] at the [[KoL Con Clan Party House]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|troutsers}}
| Pants<sub><small>(melting)</small></sub>
| 11 (pris)
|
|
| [[VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[Clan Floundry (VIP Lounge)|Floundry]] option<br>Disappears on rollover
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|tinsel tights}}
| Pants<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 10
|
|
| Folded from [[January's Garbage Tote]] (January 2018 IOTM)
|-
| {{InlineItem|stylish swimsuit}}
| Pants
| 10
|
| 5 Mus,<br>♂
| Found when diving in the [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool|Swimming Pool]], sometimes
|-
| {{InlineItem|electric pants}}
| Pants
| 10 (pris)
|
| 30 Mox
| Crimbo 2021 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|furry skirt}}
| rowspan=3 | Pants
| rowspan=3 | 5
| rowspan=3 |
| rowspan=3 | 60 Mox
| rowspan=3 | [[Armorcraftiness|Armorcrafted]] using [[furry fur]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|furry kilt}}
|-
| {{InlineItem|furry pants}}
|-
| {{InlineItem|pair of plants}}
| Pants
| 5 (pris)
|
| 15 Mox
| Dropped by [[Venus mantrap]] (rarely) in [[The Deep Dark Jungle]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|pygmy briefs}}
| Pants
| 5
|
| 67 Mox
| Dropped by [[pygmy witch lawyer]] in the Hidden [[The Hidden Park|Park]]/[[The Hidden Apartment Building|Apartment]]/[[The Hidden Office Building|Office]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|wrought-iron waders}}
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5 (pris)
|
| 40 Mox
| 2017 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
|-
| {{InlineItem|porcelain plus-fours}}
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 4 (pris)
|
| 40 Mox
| 2015 HC Standard ascension reward for Turtle Tamer
|-
| {{InlineItem|pearl necklace}}
| Acc<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 23
| 37
| 37 Mox
| Sold at the [[XO Shop]] for 37 [[O]]s<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| {{InlineItem|slicksilver ring}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 20
| 40
| 10 Mys
| [[Investigating a Plaintive Telegram|LT&T]] (February 2016 IOTM) content
|-
| {{InlineItem|Sketcherz™}}
| Acc
| 20
| 25
| 60 Mys
| Dropped by [[sketchy van]] on [[A Deserted Stretch of I-911]] ([[grimstone mask|grimstone]] content: hare)
|-
| {{InlineItem|deep-fried key}}
| Acc<sup>1 only*</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -3em;'><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 15
| 30
|
| [[Low Key Summer]] content<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| {{InlineItem|Mudflap-Girl Ring}}
| rowspan=2 | Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 40
|
| rowspan=2 | 60 Mys
| rowspan=2 | [[Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting|Jewelrycrafted]] from a [[tawdry amethyst]] (rare [[sleaze wad]] replacement)
|-
| {{InlineItem|Mudflap-Girl Necklace}}
|
| 40
|-
| {{InlineItem|soggy elf shoes}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 40
|
| 20 Mox
| Crimbo 2019 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|Crimbomega drive chain}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 20
| 20
|
| Crimbo 2014 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|rainbow pearl ring}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 40 (pris)
|
| 200 Mys
| [[Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting|Jewelrycrafted]] from a [[rainbow pearl]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Juju Mojo Mask}}, with [[Gaze of the Trickster God]] intrinsic
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 30
|
| Mask tuned to moxie
| July 2010 IOTM<br>Use a combat item or a skill flagged as moxie class while the Mask is untuned
|-
| {{InlineItem|amber aviator shades}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 30
|
| 85 Mys
| Dropped by [[lounge lizardfish]] (@ 5%) in [[The Dive Bar]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Chester's Aquarius medallion}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
|
| 30
| 200 Mys
| [[Chester]] non-outfit drop
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| rowspan=2 | {{InlineItem|combat lover's locket}}
| rowspan=2 | Acc<sup>1 only*</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -3em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 25
|
| Pirate
| rowspan=2 | February 2022 IOTM<br>Enchantments vary on most recently reminisced monster
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
|
| 25
| default/<br>Mer-kin
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| {{InlineItem|Jefferson wings}}
| Acc
| 20
|
| 65 Mys
| Dropped by [[Jefferson pilot]]s (@ 5%) in [[A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|pacifier necklace}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 20
|
| 60 Mox
| Dropped by [[running man]] at the [[Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Disco Bandit)|Volcano Lair]] during the [[Disco Bandit|DB]] [[Me and My Nemesis|nemesis quest]]<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| {{InlineItem|Chester's sunglasses}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 20
|
| 200 Mox
| [[Chester]] non-outfit drop
|-
| {{InlineItem|Chester's moustache}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 20
|
| 200 Mox,<br>[[Disco Bandit|DB]]
| [[Chester]] outfit piece
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|ghost of a necklace}}
| Acc<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 8
| 8
| 15 Mys
| Received from Lady Spookyraven after completing her [[Spookyraven Manor Quest|first floor quest]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Yuleviathan necklace}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 15 (pris)
|
| 40 Mys
| Crimbo 2019 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|fiberglass fannypack}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 15
|
| 40 Mys
| 2018 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|kick-ass kicks}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 10
|
| 65 Mys
| Sold at the wartime [[The Orcish Frat House|Frat House]] for 15 quarters, and dropped by many war frats
|-
| {{InlineItem|clown car key}}
| Acc<sup>1 only*</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -3em;'><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 10 (pris)
|
|
| [[Low Key Summer]] content<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| {{InlineItem|malevolent medallion}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 10 (pris)
|
| 150 Mys
| Smithed from a [[caustic slime nodule]] and a [[slime-covered compass]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|sweat socks}}
| Acc
| 5
| 5
|
| Dropped by "monsters" in [[The Inner Wolf Gym]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5 (pris)
|
|
| June 2017 IOTM<br>Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
|-
| {{InlineItem|tiny plastic Beelzebozo}}
| Acc
| 5
|
|
| Sometimes found in [[Spooky Surprise Egg]]s
|-
| {{InlineItem|bejeweled cufflinks}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small>(gift)</small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
|
| 45 Mys
| Sometimes drops from [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game|Klaw Game]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|antique nutcracker beard}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
|
| 30 Mys
| Crimbo 2019 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|tie-dyed fannypack}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
| 10 Mys
| Dropped by the [[The Old Landfill|Old Landfill]] [[protonic accelerator pack|proto pack]] (August 2016 IOTM) [[The ghost of Vanillica "Trashblossom" Gorton|ghost]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|pirate radio ring}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
|
| Sold in the [[PirateRealm|PR]] (April 2019 IOTM zone) [[PirateRealm Fun-a-Log|Fun-a-Log]] for 1,000 FunPoints
|-
| {{InlineItem|reinforced furry underpants}}
| Acc
| 2
|
|
| [[Armorcraftiness|Armorcrafted]] from a [[bar skin]] and the ([[Turtle Taming|tamed]]) [[The Haunted Conservatory|Haunted Conservatory]] [[skeletortoise|turtle]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|tiny plastic fax machine}}
| Acc
| 2 (pris)
|
|
| Crimbo 2010 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|shamanic beads}}
| Acc
| 1 (pris)
|
| 47 Mys
| Dropped by [[swamp beaver shaman]] in [[Le Dègueulasse Marais|Canadia]]'s [[Swamp Beaver Territory]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|tiny die-cast blade a-spinning}}
| Acc
| 1 (pris)
|
|
| Crimbo 2013 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer}}
| Acc
| 1
|
|
| Crimbo 2013 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.}}
| Acc
| 1 (pris)
|
|
| Crimbo 2013 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|tiny plastic Crimbomination}}
| Acc
| 1 (pris)
|
|
| Crimbo 2009 content
|-
| <i>Big Wisniewski mask</i>
| Mask
| 40
| 40
| [[Disguises Delimit|DD]]
| Worn by [[The Man]]
|-
| <i>The Man mask</i>
| Mask
| 40
| 40
| [[Disguises Delimit|DD]]
| Worn by [[The Big Wisniewski]]
|-
|}

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Bonuses&nbsp;From&nbsp;Effects
|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! style="width:125px" | Effect
! Damage<br>Bonus
! Spell<br>Damage<br>Bonus
! Source (Type)
! Duration
! Acquisition
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| (Passive)
| 15
|
| [[Ribald Memories]]
| Always
| [[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing|AoSOL]] path (Pig Skinner) only
|-
| colspan=6 |

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Other&nbsp;Path&nbsp;Exclusive
|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Path
! style="width:125px" | Effect
! Damage<br>Bonus
! Spell<br>Damage<br>Bonus
! Source (Type)
! Duration
! Acquisition
|-
| rowspan=5 | [[Gelatinous Noob]]
| (Passive)
| 11
|
| [[Thrustable Pelvis]]
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 125|Skill 125]]
|-
| (Passive)
| 9
|
| [[Flop Sweat]]
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 124|Skill 124]]
|-
| (Passive)
| 7
|
| [[Oily Scalp]]
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 123|Skill 123]]
|-
| (Passive)
| 5
|
| [[Waxy Ears]]
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 122|Skill 122]]
|-
| (Passive)
| 3
|
| [[Sweaty Palms]]
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 121|Skill 121]]
|}

|- bgcolor="khaki"
| rowspan=3 | [[Dirty Pear]]
| rowspan=3 | x2
| rowspan=3 | x2
| DIRT [[diabolic pizza|pizza]] <small>(size 3 food)</small>
| Autosell-based
| [[diabolic pizza cube|November 2019 IOTM]] in your Workshed<br>Reliably grants effects whose names begin with a uniquely identifying 4 (or less) letters, corresponding to the pizza ingredients
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[genie bottle|Wish]]
| 20 turns
| September 2017 IOTM
|-
| [[pear supersucker]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 30 turns
| Crimbo 2011 content
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Bendin' Hell]]
| x2 (pris)
| x2 (pris)
| [[Bend Hell]] <small>(1x/day skill)</small>
| 1 turn
| Skillbook ([[Hell and How I Bent It]], tradable) sold for 20 [[buffalo dime]]s at the [[LT&T telegraph office deed|LT&T]] (February 2016 IOTM) [[LT&T Gift Shop|store]]<br>Note: Ideal candidate for [[stone wool]]'s [[Such Great Heights|effect-extension]]!
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| rowspan=3 | [[Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover]]
| rowspan=3 | 100
| rowspan=3 |
| FIFT [[diabolic pizza|pizza]] <small>(size 3 food)</small>
| Autosell-based
| See top Dirty Pear note above
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[genie bottle|Wish]]
| 20 turns
| September 2017 IOTM
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[Dreadsylvania]] noncom
| 100 turns
| [[Dreadsylvanian Village|Village]]: [[The Old Duke's Estate|Estate]] → [[The Plot Thickens|Family Plot]] → "Read some tombstones"
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Painted-On Bikini]]
| rowspan=2 | 50
| rowspan=2 | 50
| PAI* [[diabolic pizza|pizza]] <small>(size 3 food)</small>
| Autosell-based
| See above
|-
| [[Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 50 turns
| Sold in the charter airport [[Elemental International Airport Duty Free Shop|shop]] for 125 [[Beach Buck]]s
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Orcmouth]]
| 40
| 40
| [[Mysterious Island iced tea]] <small>(size 1 booze)</small>
| 40 turns
| Mixed using [[Robortender]]'s [[baby oil shooter|Orc drop]] and [[bottle of tequila|tequila]]
|-
| [[Blood-Gorged]]
| 40
| 40
| [[vial of blood simple syrup]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
| Halloween candy for [[Count Drunkula]]'s [[Dreadful Vampire Suit|outfit]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Shortened]]
| 25
| 50
| [[barrel cracker]] <small>(size 1 food)</small>
| 40 turns
| [[shrine to the Barrel god|Barrel God shrine]] (September 2015 IOTM) content
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[In a Lather]]
| 20 (pris)
| 40 (pris)
| [[Sockdollager]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 25 turns
| Available at the [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[A Speakeasy|Speakeasy]], usable 3x/day
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| rowspan=3 | [[Gutterminded]]
| rowspan=3 | 50
| rowspan=3 |
| [[Buttery Knob]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 5 turns
| rowspan=3 | Booze [[Siphon Spirits|siphoned]] from Goblins by [[Happy Medium]] (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Slippery Knob]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 10 turns
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Flaming Knob]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 15 turns
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Cuts Like a Buttered Knife]]
| 50
|
| [[bag of lard]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| [[Whitey's Grove]] [[Semi-Rare Adventures|SR]]
|-
| [[Greasy Visage]]
|
| 50
| [[can of Adultwitch™]] <small>(size 2 food)</small>
| 20 turns
| Dropped by [[sketchy van]] on [[A Deserted Stretch of I-911]] ([[grimstone mask|grimstone]] content: hare)
|-
| [[Witch's Brood]]
|
| 50 (pris)
| [[witch's brew]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 50 turns
| [[The Candy Witch and the Relentless Child Thieves|Leaderboard]] reward ([[grimstone mask|grimstone]] content: witch)
|-
| [[Why So Serious?]]
| 25 (pris)
| 25 (pris)
| [[Jokester makeup]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 25 turns
| [[Batfellow comic|Batfellow]] content
|-
| [[It Went Through All Right]]
| 25
| 25
| [[drive-thru burger]] <small>(size 1 food)</small>
| 40 turns
| Crimbo 2020 content
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Wine-Frisky]]
| 3X
|
| [[1950 Vampire Vintner wine|[1980-D<sup>(2/7)</sup>] Vampire Vintner wine]] <small>(size 1 booze)</small>
| 12 turns
| Dropped by [[Vampire Vintner]] (October 2021 IOTM)<br>X = <span title="D = total sleaze damage dealt over the previous 13 Vintner fights">round(ln(D*))+4</span>
{| class="wikitable" style="font-size: 87%;"
|+
|-
! Wine strength (X)
! Dmg threshold (D)
! Avg dmg/fight
|-
| 11 || 665 || 52
|-
| 12 || 1,808 || 140
|-
| 13 || 4,914 || 378
|-
| 14 || 13,359 || 1,028
|-
| 15 || 36,315 || 2,794
|-
| 16 || 98,715 || 7,594
|-
| 17 || 268,337 || 20,642
|}
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Slippery Tongue]]
| 20
| 20
| [[extremely slippery nipple]] <small>(size 1 booze)</small>
| 40 turns
| Mixed from [[Robortender]]'s [[baby oil shooter|Orc drop]] and [[bottle of tequila|tequila]]
|-
| [[Human-Slime Hybrid]]
| 20
| 20
| [[Gene Tonic: Slime]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 30 turns, or intrinsic
| [[Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab]] (April 2014 IOTM) workshed content<br>[[DNA extraction syringe]], filled vs said phylum
|-
| [[Inappropriate Spirit]]
| 20
| 20
| [[Steam-Powered Cheerleader]]
| 1 turn
| September 2013 IOTM<br>Granted at the beginning of combat, sometimes
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[Anti-Freezing]]
| 20
| 20
| [[anti-freeze cream]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
| rowspan=2 | [[Cold Medicine Cabinet]] (December 2022 IOTM) content<br>Cream selection is based somehow on types of damage taken in previous combats
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[Anti-Goosebumped]]
| 20
| 20
| [[anti-goosebump cream]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Buzzed on Distillate]]
| 3X
| 5X
| drinking from [[tiny stillsuit]]<br><small>(size 1 booze)</small>
| <span title="Max 100">D/5*</span> turns
| D = drams of sweat<br>X ~= D/E, depending on the bearer:
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|-
! E
! Familiar
! Other enchantments
|-
| rowspan=2 | 4
| [[Star Starfish]]
|
|-
| [[Globmule]] / [[Waifuton]] / [[Tickle-Me Emilio]]
| +item%
|-
| rowspan=2 | 5
| [[Ungulant]] / [[Feather Boa Constrictor]]
| +item%
|-
| [[Slimeling]] / [[Putty Buddy]]
| +item%, +food%
|}
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Oiled, Slick]]
| 15
| 15
| [[Beach Comb]] beach head (each 1x/day)
| 50 turns
| [[Beach Comb]] (July 2019 IOTM) content
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Sleazy Hands]]
| 10
| 20
| [[lotion of sleaziness]] <small>(potion)</small>
| Sauciness-based
| [[Advanced Saucecrafting|Saucecrafted]] using [[sleaze powder]]<br>
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Hangdog]]
| 30
|
| [[wet dog]] <small>(size 3 food)</small>
| 30 turns
| Available at the [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[Hot Dog Stand]], usable 1x/day
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[The Two-Prong Crown]]
| 30
|
| [[Green Manalishi]] <small>(size 3 booze)</small>
| 30 turns
| Dropped by [[fleet woodsman]] (@ 20%) in the [[A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters|Mob of Protesters]]
|-
| [[Improprie Tea]]
| 30
|
| [[cuppa Improprie tea]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 30 turns
| [[potted tea tree]] ([[KoL Con]] item) content
|-
| [[Buttery, Boy]]
| 30
|
| [[Buttery Boy]] <small>(size 3 booze)</small>
| 20 turns
| Mixed from [[Guzzlr cocktail set]] and [[Dish of Clarified Butter]] (final stage [[God Lobster]] experience boon)
|-
| [[Yoloswagyoloswag]]
| 15
| 15
| [[Yolo™ chocolates]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 5 turns
| Halloween candy for [[Spring Break Beach|SBB]] [[Brogre Brouture|Brogre outfit]]
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Boschface]]
| 25 (pris)
|
| [[Elizabeth's paintbrush]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 25 turns
| Dropped by [[ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven|Elizabeth Spookyraven]] at the culmination of her [[Lights Out Quest]] (minimum 222 turns, ending in the [[The Haunted Gallery|Gallery]])
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Lubed]]
| 25
|
| [[seal lube]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| Dropped by the [[wet seal|sleaze Infernal Seal]] (@ 35%) [[Infernal Seals|summoned]] by the [[figurine of a slippery seal|figurine]] found in the Orcish Frat House (both [[Orcish Frat House|pre-]] and [[The Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)|post-]]War)
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Doubly Spookily Greasy]]
| 20
|
| Coal Hopper → Refinery
| 8 turns
| Received at the start of combat, with [[Model Train Set]] (December 2022 IOTM) installed, when the train reaches Ectoplasmic Oil Refinery after having just passed the Coal Hopper
|-
| [[Puddingface]]
| 20
|
| [[amok pudding]] <small>(size 2 food)</small>
| 20 turns
| Dropped by [[amok putty]] in [[The Thinknerd Warehouse]]
|-
| [[Greased]]
| 20
|
| [[The Hole in the Sky|HITS]]
| 10 turns
| [[Bad Moon|BM]] adventure, found after creating the [[Richard's star key|star key]]
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[All Rainbow-y]]
| 10 (pris)
| 10 (pris)
| [[fruity pebble]] <small>(size 1 spleensie)</small>
| 30 turns
| Day 4-6 [[Your Rock Garden|Rock Garden]] (January 2023 IOTM) content
|-
| [[Blessing of the Pervy Noodles]]
|
| 20
| [[handful of crafty noodles]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| November 2013 [[Peripatetic Pasta|world event]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Takin' It Greasy]]
| 15
|
| [[Grease Up]] <small>(skill)</small>
| 10 turns
| Skillbook ([[Now You're Cooking With Grease]], tradable) sold for 300 [[Beach Buck]]s at [[Spring Break Beach|SBB]]'s [[Buff Jimmy's Souvenir Shop|Souvenir Shop]]
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| rowspan=2 | [[Benetton's Medley of Diversity (effect)|Benetton's Medley of Diversity]]
| rowspan=2 | 15 (pris)
| rowspan=2 |
| [[Benetton's Medley of Diversity (skill)|(skill)]]
| Accordion-based
| Caster must be [[Accordion Thief|AT]]; recipient must be lvl 15
|-
| [[recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity|recording]]
| 20 turns
| Created by [[Accordion Thief|AT]] [[Puttin' on the Wax|post-Nemesis]] or via the [[warbear LP-ROM burner]] workshed
|-
| [[Rainbow Bright]]
| 15 (pris)
|
| [[prismatic wad]] <small>(size 3 spleensie)</small>
| 10 turns
| Combination of all five elemental wads, via [[Rainbow Gravitation]]
|-
| [[Greasy Peasy]]
| 15
|
| [[robot grease]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 30 turns
| Dropped (@ 15%) by robots in [[The Thinknerd Warehouse]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Spoon Boon]]
| 5 (pris)
| 10 (pris)
| [[hewn moon-rune spoon]] equipped at rollover
| 50 turns
| June 2019 IOTM
|-
| [[Belch the Rainbow™]]
| X (pris)
|
| [[Piddles]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| X = your level (capped at 11)<br>Dropped by [[Stocking Mimic]] (December 2009 IOTM) with its [[bag of many confections|bag]] equipped, sometimes
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Spookily Greasy]]
| 10
|
| Refinery
| 8 turns
| Received at the start of combat, with [[Model Train Set]] (December 2022 IOTM) installed, when the train reaches Ectoplasmic Oil Refinery
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| <i>[[Voting Booth]] local initiative</i>
| 10
|
| Voting Booth, sometimes
| All day
| November 2018 IOTM ([[voter registration form]]) content<br>Available options seeded by class, path, and day
|-
| [[Slimy Hands]]
| 10
|
| [[The Mad Tea Party|Tea Party]] buff (1x/day) with a 14-char hat
| 30 turns
| [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[A Looking Glass|Looking Glass]] content (in the [["DRINK ME" potion|"DRINK ME"]] [[The Rabbit Hole|zone]])
|-
| [[Slimy Flavor]]
| 10
|
| [[slimy paste]] <small>(size 4 spleensie)</small>
| 10 turns
| [[Release the Boots|Stomping]] on a Slime with a charged [[Pair of Stomping Boots]] (August 2011 IOTM)
|-
| [[Basted]]
| 10
|
| [[Pandamonium Slums]]
| 10 turns
| [[Bad Moon|BM]] adventure, found after having obtained the [[steel margarita]]
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Supafly]]
| 10
|
| [[sleaze wad]] <small>(size 1 spleensie)</small>
| 10 turns
| [[Pulverize]]:
* Smashing equipment (power 140+) with either {{element|Sleaze|}} damage or {{element|Stench|}}/{{element|Hot|}} res enchantments
* [[The Malus of Forethought|Combining]] [[sleaze nugget]]s
* Cycling elemental type by [[The Way of Sauce|cooking]] with [[twinkly wad]]s ({{element|Hot|}} → {{element|Cold|}} → {{element|Spooky|}} → {{element|Stench|}} → {{element|Sleaze|}} → {{element|Hot|}})
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Video... Games?]]
| rowspan=2 | 5 (pris)
| rowspan=2 | 5 (pris)
| [[defective Game Grid token]] (1x/day)
| rowspan=2 | 5 turns
| Found (rarely) in the [[The Game Grid Arcade|Game Grid]] ([[Rogue Program|June 2010 IOTM]] content) [[Jackass Plumber]] machine
|-
| [[bowl of Tastee-Wheet™]] <small>(size 1 food)</small>
| In-season path reward for [[The Source (path)|The Source]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[damage.enh]]
| 5 (pris)
|
| [[Source Terminal]] enhancement
| 100 turns (max)
| June 2016 IOTM, with [[Source terminal file: damage.enh|file]] installed
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Colorful Gratitude]]
| 5 (pris)
|
| [[cigar box turtle]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 15 turns
| [[Turtle Taming]] in high-level indoor locations (including: [[The Copperhead Club|Copperhead]], [[The Red Zeppelin|Zeppelin]], [[The Haunted Wine Cellar|Wine Cellar]], and the 4 Hidden City side zones)
|-
| [[Elemental Flavor]]
| 5 (pris)
|
| [[elemental paste]] <small>(size 4 spleensie)</small>
| 10 turns
| [[Release the Boots|Stomping]] on an Elemental with a charged [[Pair of Stomping Boots]] (August 2011 IOTM)
|-
| rowspan=3 | [[Elemental Mastery]]
| rowspan=3 | 5 (pris)
| rowspan=3 |
| [[Buttery Knob]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 5 turns
| rowspan=3 | Booze [[Siphon Spirits|siphoned]] from Goblins by [[Happy Medium]] (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
|-
| [[Slippery Knob]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 10 turns
|-
| [[Flaming Knob]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 15 turns
|-
| [[Ooh, Umami!]]
| 5
|
| Eating with [[Magic Tongue]] active (from [[magicberry tablets]]), sometimes
| 10 turns
| [[Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts]] (December 2012 IOTM) content
|-
| [[Corona de la Salsa]]
| 5 (pris)
|
| [[Mini-Adventurer|Mini-Sauceror]], as a lvl 15+ [[Accordion Thief|AT]]
| 10 turns
| June 2013 IOTM
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Amorous]]
| rowspan=2 | 5
| rowspan=2 |
| [[shingle]] <small>(potion)</small>
| rowspan=2 | 10 turns
| Dropped by a [[Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)|Frat Boy]] (@ 25%) in the [[Orcish Frat House]]
|-
| [[Angry Farmer's Wife Candy]] <small>(potion)</small>
| Halloween candy for [[duct tape]] [[Tapered Threads|outfit]]
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Sleazy Jellied]]
| rowspan=2 | 5
| rowspan=2 |
| [[sleaze jelly]] <small>(size 1 spleensie)</small>
| 50 turns
| [[Space Jellyfish]] (January 2017 IOTM) content
|-
| [[toast with sleaze jelly]] <small>(size 1 food)</small>
| 25 turns
| Cooked using [[toast]]
|-
| [[Altered Wavelengths]]
| 5 (pris)
|
| [[papier-mochi]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 40 turns
| [[Tome of Rad Libs]] ([[KoL Con]] item) content
|-
| [[Powder Power]]
| 5 (pris)
|
| [[sachet of strange powder]] <small>(size 1 spleensie)</small>
| 40 turns
| [[FantasyRealm, by LyleCo|FantasyRealm]] (April 2018 IOTM zone) content
|-
| [[Crudé]]
| 5
|
| [[crude crudités]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| Halloween candy for [[bubblin' crude]] [[Oil Rig|outfit]]
|-
| [[Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife]]
| 5
|
| [[Elvish delight]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 3 turns
| Halloween candy for [[Pork Elf Prizes]]
|-
| [[Cinco Elementos]]
| X (pris)
|
| [[Cinco Mayo Lager]] <small>(size 3 booze)</small>
| 5 turns
| [[Cinco de Mayo]] IV content<br>X = turns of effect (capped at 2500)
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Sleazy Weapon]]
| 3
|
| [[sleaze nuggets]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 5 turns
| [[Pulverize]]:
* Smashing equipment (power 80-175) with either {{element|Sleaze|}} damage or {{element|Stench|}}/{{element|Hot|}} res enchantments
* [[The Malus of Forethought|Combining]] [[sleaze powder]]s
|-
| [[Your Favorite Flavor]]
| 3 (pris)
|
| [[mystery lollipop]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 5 turns
| Halloween candy for the [[Madame Zatara’s Relationship Fortune Teller|Fortune Teller]] [[Psychic Enpsemble|psychic outfit]]
|-
| [[Stained]]
| 3 (pris)
|
| [[stained hard candy]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
| Halloween candy for the [[Stained Glass Suit|2021 HC Standard ascension reward outfit]]
|-
| [[All Glory To the Toad]]
| 2 (pris)
|
| [[colorful toad]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| Dropped by [[pygmy shaman]] in the [[The Hidden Apartment Building|Hidden Apartment]]
|-
| [[Tasting the Rainbow]]
| 2 (pris)
|
| [[rainbow jellybean]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 5 turns
| Halloween candy for the [[Madame Zatara’s Relationship Fortune Teller|Fortune Teller]] [[Genie Garments|genie outfit]]
|-
| [[Cholestoriffic]]
| X
| X
| [[fry-oil-flavored Hob-O]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 1 turn
| X = turns of effect (capped at 100)<br>Halloween candy for [[Chester]]'s [[Tawdry Tramp Togs|outfit]], or ([[roll of Hob-Os|indirectly]]) for [[Hodgman]]'s [[Hodgman's Regal Frippery|outfit]]
|-
| [[Frosty the Hitman]]
| 0-2
|
| [[disintegrating sheet music]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| Probably doesn't count towards checks?
|-
| rowspan=3 | [[Force of Mayo Be With You]]
| rowspan=3 | X
| rowspan=3 |
| Soaking (1x/day) in [[The Mayo Clinic]]
| 20 turns
| rowspan=3 | X = blood mayo level (uncapped)<br>[[portable Mayo Clinic|May 2015 IOTM]] in your Workshed<br>Ways to increase your (uncapped!) BML:
* Use any Prescription-Strength Mayo: +1
* Use [[Mayonex]]: additional +1 for each adv the food would have given
* Use [[Mayo de Mayo™ mayo]]: +5
* (Soaking: +0)
|-
| [[Mayonex]] <small>(food additive)</small>
| 1 turn for each adv the food would have given
|-
| [[Mayo de Mayo™ mayo]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 5 turns
|-
|}

{| cellpadding="2" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Damage&nbsp;Tuning
|-
| [[Sheepskinned]]
|-
| [[Flavour of Magic]]: [[Spirit of Bacon Grease (effect)|Spirit of Bacon Grease]] (Pastamancer spells only)
|-
| [[Sinful Desires]] (Pastamancer spells only)
|-
| [[Chester's Aquarius medallion]] (Pastamancer spells only)
|-
| [[Sleazeform]]
|-
|}

===<span id="Spells">Combat Damage</span>===
The following sources directly deal sleaze damage in combat:

{| cellpadding="2" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Skills/Spells
|-
| [[Offensive Joke]]: 30-40
|-
| [[Inappropriate Backrub]]: scales
|-
| [[Grease Lightning]]: strikes scale like [[Saucegeyser]]
|-
| [[Spray Hot Grease]], with [[warbear oil pan]] equipped: like Saucestorm, instead of Cold
|-
| The following [[Pastamancer]] spells, sometimes (or always, if tuned):
*[[Ravioli Shurikens]]
*[[Cannelloni Cannon]]
*[[Stuffed Mortar Shell]]
*[[Weapon of the Pastalord]] (half)
|-
| [[Sing Along]], with [[SongBoom™ BoomBox|SongBoom]] set to "These Fists Were Made for Punchin'": X (pris), X = LVL
|-
| [[Flash Headlight]], in [[Avatar of Sneaky Pete|AoSP]], with a Blacklight Bulb installed: scales
|-
| [[Flash Headlight]], in [[Avatar of Sneaky Pete|AoSP]], with a Party Bulb installed: scales (pris)
|-
| [[Storm of the Scarab]], in [[Actually Ed the Undying|Ed]]: scales (pris)
|-
| [[Rainbow]], in [[Heavy Rains|HR]]: 6-7 (pris)
|-
| [[Unleash the Greash]], from the [[Takin' It Greasy]] effect: converts turns of effect to damage
|-
| [[Sleazy Breath (skill)|Sleazy Breath]], from the [[Sleazy Breath (effect)|effect]] received when eating [[sleazy hi mein]]
|-
| [[Give Your Opponent "The Bird"]], after using a [[tasty louse]] while in [[Form of...Bird!|Birdform]]: scales
|-
| [[Blow a Robo-Kiss]], with [[unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape]] equipped, set to Robot Police: "Kiss Me": scales to 20% of monster's HP, min 50
|-
| [[Blow Wolf Whistle]], with [[wolf whistle]] equipped: 100
|-
| Chefstaff jiggling:
* [[Staff of the Grease Trap]]: 35-40
* [[Staff of the Scummy Sink]]: 35-40
* [[Staff of Frozen Lard]]: 30-40
* [[Staff of the Greasefire]]: 8-12
* [[The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff]]: 5X-6X, X = cans
|-
| [[Utensil Twist]], with [[Hand that Rocks the Ladle]] equipped: 10-12 (pris)
|-
| [[Paint Job]], with [[paint palette]] equipped: 8 (pris)
|-
| [[Sweat Flick]] and [[Sweat Spray]], with [[designer sweatpants]] equipped
|-
| [[Haggis Kick]], with [[haggis socks]] equipped: 8-10
|-
| [[Cowboy Kick]], with [[your cowboy boots]] equipped, with [[slicksilver spurs]]: scales to 10% of mus
|-
| [[LUBE]], with [[Crimbomega drive chain]] equipped: 7X-8X, X = [[Crimbot Outfit Power]]
|-
| [[Hypnotize Hobo]], with [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]] equipped, in [[Hobopolis]]: 2-3x enemy's remaining HP
|-
| [[Paraffin Prism]], with any [[Paraffinalia|2020 SC ascension rewards]] equipped: scales to paraffin equipped (pris)
|-
|}

{| cellpadding="2" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Combat&nbsp;Items
|-
| [[love song of naughty innuendo]]: scales with mox
|-
| [[cursed dirty joke scroll]]: scales with mox
|-
| [[groupie lipstick]]: 150-250
|-
| [[flirtatious feather]]: 80-120
|-
| [[grubby woolball]]: 30 (no-trade; [[Hobo in Sheep's Clothing]] content)
|-
| [[pint of sweat]]: 25-30
|-
| [[projectile chemistry set]]: 20-30 (pris)
|-
| [[rainbow bomb]]: 20-30 (pris)
|-
| [[death blossom]]: 20-25 (pris)
|-
| [[naughty paper shuriken]]: 15-20, if can't drop pants
|-
| [[painted turtle]]: 10-20 (pris)
|-
| [[onion shurikens]]: 10-15
|-
| [[shadow glass]]: 10 (pris) for 3 rounds
|-
| [[chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli]]: 8-10
|-
| [[paint bomb]]: 5-10 (pris), and more ongoing
|-
| [[d8]]: Xd8 (pris), X = ceiling((LVL+1)/3)
|-
| [[tomayohawk-style reflex hammer]]: X ~= blood-mayo concentration (reusable; melting; [[Mayo Clinic]] content)
|}

{| cellpadding="2" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Passive&nbsp;Damage
|-
| [[Crown of Thrones]]/[[Buddy Bjorn]] containing:
* [[Cuddlefish]]: 15-30
* [[Cat Burglar]]: 10-30
* [[Melodramedary]]: 10-30
* [[Hovering Skull]]: 15-25
* [[Chauvinist Pig]]: 15-25
* [[Grouper Groupie]]: 15-25
* [[Teddy Bear]]: 15-25
* [[Teddy Borg]]: 15-25
* [[XO Skeleton]]: 4-32
* [[Baby Mayonnaise Wasp]]: 10-20
* [[Howling Balloon Monkey]]: 10-15
* [[Chocolate Lab]]: 5-10
* [[Frumious Bandersnatch]]: 2-4 (pris)
* [[Sausage Golem]]
|-
| [[porcelain porkpie]]: adds a matching sleaze component to [[Pastamancer|PM]] spells
|-
| [[chiffon chemise]]: 11
|-
| [[sleazy bindle]]: 70-100 on crit
|-
| [[Mr. Haggis]]: 4-5
|-
| [[over-the-shoulder Folder Holder|Folder Holder]], with [[folder (rainbow unicorn)|rainbow unicorn]] folder inserted: 10-20 (pris) stinging
|-
| [[groovy prism necklace]]: 5 (pris) stinging
|-
| [[old school calculator watch]]: 1-2, sometimes
|-
| [[warbear laser beacon]], as a [[Disco Bandit|DB]]: 3 * (1 + [[Disco Momentum]]) (pris)
|-
| [[ant hoe]]: 10-12
|-
| [[grape troll doll]]: 3-5 after being used in combat
|-
| [[pint of sweat]]: 10-15 after being used in combat
|-
| [[paint bomb]]: 5-10 (pris) after being used in combat
|-
| The following familiars deal sleaze damage:
* [[Feather Boa Constrictor]]
* [[Hippo Ballerina]]
* [[Knob Goblin Organ Grinder]]
* [[Midget Clownfish]]
* [[Mini-Hipster]]
* [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]]
* [[Mini-Adventurer|Mini-PM]] at level 15+ (pris)
* [[Shorter-Order Cook]] (pris)
* [[Mu (familiar)|Mu]] (pris)
* [[Crimbo Shrub]], with Rainbow-Covered Lights (pris) or Blacklights
|-
|}

== Resistance ==

<span style="color:red">warning: this section only updated through Aug 2021</span>

What cares about your sleaze resistance (X)?
* √(mox/30 * (1+X)) bridge parts (floored, max 14) are dropped by the [[The Smut Orc Logging Camp|Orc Chasm]]'s [[Blech House]] moxie route

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Bonuses&nbsp;From&nbsp;Equipment
|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! style="width:125px" | Item
! style="width:100px" | Slot
! Resistance<br>Bonus
! Prereqs
! Acquisition
|-
| <i>[[Ceramic Suit]]</i>
| Outfit<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub><br><small>([[porcelain porkpie|Hat]], [[porcelain pelerine|Back]], [[porcelain police baton|1H Weap]], [[porcelain pepper mill|Offhand]], [[porcelain plus-fours|Pants]], [[porcelain phantom mask|Acc]])</small>
| +5 (pris)
| 40 Mus,<br>40 Mys,<br>40 Mox
| 2015 HC Standard ascension rewards outfit
|-
| <i>[[Slimesuit]]</i>
| Outfit<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub><br><small>([[hardened slime hat|Hat]], [[hardened slime pants|Pants]], [[hardened slime belt|Acc]])</small>
| +3 (pris)
| 200 Mys,<br>200 Mox
| [[Mother Slime]] outfit
|-
| <i>[[Mushroom Masquerade]]</i>
| Outfit<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub><br><small>([[mushroom cap|Hat]], [[mushroom shield|Offhand]], [[mushroom pants|Pants]], [[mushroom badge|Acc]])</small>
| +3 (pris)
|
| [[mushroom slab]] foldable outfit<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| <i>[[Topiaria]]</i>
| Outfit<br><small>([[topeé|Hat]], [[topiary tights|Pants]], [[topiary necktie|Acc]])</small>
| +2 (pris)
|
| Requires a total of 18 [[topiary nugglet]]s
|-
| <i>[[Miming Regalia]]</i>
| Outfit<br><small>([[miming beret|Hat]], [[Miming shirt|Shirt]], [[miming corduroys|Pants]], [[Miming gloves|Acc]], [[miming boots|Acc]])</small>
| +2 (pris)
|
| Crimbo 2017 content outfit
|-
| <i>[[Primitive Radio Duds]]</i>
| Outfit<br><small>([[Voluminous Radio Hat|Hat]], [[Voluminous Radio Pants|Pants]], [[Voluminous Radio Sneakers|Acc]])</small>
| +1 (pris)
| 60 Mys,<br>60 Mox
| [[Radio KoL]] content outfit
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| rowspan=3 | [[Iunion Crown]]
| rowspan=3 | Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| rowspan=3 | X
| [[The Smut Orc Logging Camp|Orc Chasm]]
| rowspan=3 | June 2020 IOTM<br>Charge increases on the 1st, 4th, and 9th (etc.) combats won each day in said zones, but markedly decays on rollover
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Oil Peak]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[The Hidden Bowling Alley|Hidden Bowling Alley]]
|-
| [[Mu cap]]
| Hat<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 4 (pris)
|
| Sold at [[The Pokémporium]] for 50 [[1,960 pokédollar bill|bill]]s<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| [[orange peel hat]]
| Hat
| 3 (pris)
| 85 Mox
| Dropped by the frat war hero [[Glass of Orange Juice]] on [[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)|The Battlefield]]
|-
| [[gold crown]]
| Hat
| 3
| 60 Mox
| [[The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon|GameInform correspondence]] (February 2013 IOTM) content
|-
| [[hardened slime hat]]
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
| 200 Mox
| [[Mother Slime]] outfit piece
|-
| [[oil cap]]
| Hat
| 2
| 42 Mox
| Multi-using 8 [[bubblin' crude]]s
|-
| [[tin tam]]
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
| Multi-using 8 [[fancy tin beer can]]s
|-
| [[hazmat helmet]]
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 85 Mox
| Sold at [[Dinseylandfill]]'s [[The Dinsey Company Store|store]] for 25 [[FunFunds™]]
|-
| [[warbear plain ushanka]]
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 10 mus
| Multi-using 9 [[warbear helm fragment]]s (Crimbo 2013 content)
|-
| [[yellow traffic cone]]
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2
| 15 Mox
| Obsolete [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day|SSPD]] content
|-
| [[helm of the white knight]]
| Hat
| 1 (pris)
| 15 Mox
| [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[A Looking Glass|Looking Glass]] content<br>Sold for 30,000 meat in the [["DRINK ME" potion|"DRINK ME"]] [[The Rabbit Hole|zone]] [[The Tweedleporium|store]]
|-
| [[sea cowboy hat]]
| Hat
| 1 (pris)
| 85 Mox
| [[Armorcraftiness|Armorcrafted]] using [[sea leather]]
|-
| [[clingfilm cap]]
| Hat<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
| 60 Mox
| Multi-using 9 [[bit of clingfilm|bits of clingfilm]]
|-
| rowspan=8 | [[Crown of Thrones]]<br>/<br>[[Buddy Bjorn]]
| rowspan=8 | Hat<br>/<br>Back
| rowspan=8 | 2 (pris)
| [[Bad Vibe]]
| rowspan=8 | May 2010 / February 2014 IOTMs<br>Enchantment depends on enthroned/enbackened familiar
|-
| [[Bulky Buddy Box]]
|-
| [[Exotic Parrot]]
|-
| [[Holiday Log]]
|-
| [[Pet Coral]]
|-
| [[Pet Rock]]
|-
| [[Toothsome Rock]]
|-
| [[Twitching Space Critter]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape]]
| Back<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
| Set to Vampire Slicer: "Hold Me"
| November 2020 IOTM
|-
| [[stained glass serape]]
| Back<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3
| 40 Mox
| 2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
|-
| [[wicker slicker]]
| Back<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3
|
| 2016 SC Standard ascension reward for Turtle Tamer
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[vampyric cloake]] with [[Misty Form]] active
| Back<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
| March 2019 IOTM<br>Transformations can be used (in total) 10x/day and 1x/fight
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[frozen turtle shell]]
| Back
| 2
| 50 Mus,<br>[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]
| [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)|Castle GF]] [[Turtle Taming|tamed turtle]]
|-
| [[elf army poncho]]
| Back<sub><small>(melting)</small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
| Dropped by [[Elf Operative]], sometimes<br>Disappears on rollover
|-
| [[rubber cape]]
| Back
| 2 (pris)
| 85 Mys
| Multi-using 11 [[rubber nubbin]]s
|-
| [[bony back shell]]
| Back<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
| [[Path of the Plumber]] content<br>Disappears on ascension
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[whatsit-covered turtle shell]]
| Back
| 1 (pris)
| 20 Mus,<br>[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]
| [[Guano Junction]] [[Turtle Taming|tamed turtle]]
|-
| [[palm-frond cloak]]
| Back
| 1 (pris)
| 75 Mys
| Multi-using 7 [[palm frond]]s
|-
| [[Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat]]
| Shirt<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5 (pris)
| 200 Mus
| Speed [[Hobopolis]] reward
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| rowspan=2 | [[Jurassic Parka]]
| rowspan=2 | Shirt<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
|
| rowspan=2 | September 2022 IOTM
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| +2
| Spikolodon mode
|-
| [[Dragonscale breastplate]]
| Shirt<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
| 40 Mus
| [[FantasyRealm, by LyleCo|FantasyRealm]] (April 2018 IOTM zone) [[Sewage Treatment Dragon|boss]] drop
|-
| [[shark jumper]]
| Shirt
| 3 (pris)
| 85 Mus
| Dropped by [[decent white shark]] in [[The Briniest Deepests]]
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[fresh coat of paint]]
| Shirt<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2?
|
| Seeded based on path and day
|-
| [[blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail]]
| Shirt
| 2 (pris)
|
| [[Rubbed it the Right Way|Wishing]] "for a blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail"
|-
| [[conquistador's breastplate]]
| Shirt<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
| Sold in the [[PirateRealm|PR]] (April 2019 IOTM zone) [[PirateRealm Fun-a-Log|Fun-a-Log]] for 1,000 FunPoints
|-
| [[famous blue raincoat]]
| Shirt<sub><small>(melting)</small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
| [[Heavy Rains]] content<br>Disappears on rollover
|-
| [[bat-ass leather jacket]]
| Shirt
| 1 (pris)
| 77 Mus
| [[Armorcraftiness|Armorcrafted]] using [[leathery bat skin]] (from the [[The Upper Chamber|Upper Chamber]] [[tomb bat]])
|-
| [[gnauga hide vest]]
| Shirt
| 1 (pris)
| 25 Mus
| [[Armorcraftiness|Armorcrafted]] using [[gnauga hide]]
|-
| [[KoL Con 13 T-shirt]]
| Shirt
| 2
|
| Dropped by [[stumbling-drunk congoer (female)|drunk]] [[stumbling-drunk congoer (male)|congoers]] in [[The Time-Twitching Tower|TTT]]'s [[KoL Con Clan Party House]] or [[12 West Main]]
|-
| [[Bloodbath]]
| 2H Weap<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 200 Mus
| Special sword from the [[jar of psychoses (The Old Man)]]
|-
| [[hand-carved staff]]
| 2H Weap<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
| 30 Mus
| [[Little Canadia]] [[Marty's Quest|quest]] content
|-
| [[Sword of Procedural Generation]]
| 2H Weap<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1-5,<br>maybe
| 200 Mus
| Special sword from the [[jar of psychoses (Jick)]]
|-
| [[sea-worn candlestick]]
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3
| 50 Mus
| Obtainable from [[Grandpa]] Sea Monkee once (ever)
|-
| [[teflon spatula]]
| Weap (1H)
| 3
| 85 Mys
| [[Super-Advanced Meatsmithing|Meatsmithed]] from Sea components
|-
| [[clown whip]]
| Weap (1H)
| 2
|
| [[Super-Advanced Meatsmithing|Meatsmithed]] using [[clown skin]]
|-
| [[Dinsey's pizza cutter]]
| Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 100 Mys
| Dropped by [[Wart Dinsey]] (as a Pastamancer)
|-
| [[elven tambourine]]
| Weap (1H)
| 2 (pris)
|
| Crimbo 2015 content
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[titanium assault umbrella]]
| Weap (1H)
| 1 (pris)
| 50 Mus
| Dropped by [[Spunky Princess]] (@ 10%) in the [[The Penultimate Fantasy Airship|Airship]]
|-
| [[can of maces]]
| Weap (1H)
| 1
| 10 Mox
| Sometimes in the second [[Daily Dungeon|DD]] chest
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| rowspan=2 | [[Fourth of May Cosplay Saber]]
| rowspan=2 | Weap (1H)<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
|
| rowspan=2 | May 2019 IOTM
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| +3 (pris)
| Daily upgrade
|-
| [[ghostly dagger]]
| Weap (1H)
| 1 (pris)
| 40 Mus
| Dropped by [[ghost actor]] in [[The Time-Twitching Tower|TTT]]'s [[Globe Theatre Backstage]]
|-
| [[Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield]]
| Off-hand
| 5 (pris)
| 85 Mus
| [[Ultra Rares|UR]] found on [[The Icy Peak]]
|-
| [[six-rainbow shield]]
| Off-hand
| 3 (pris)
| 70 Mus
| [[Armorcraftiness|Armorcrafted]] from [[wonderwall shield]] (dropped by [[oasis monster]] @ ~5%) and a [[prismatic wad]]
|-
| [[latte lovers member's mug]]
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3
| [[The Road to the White Citadel|Road to White Citadel]]
| October 2018 IOTM<br>Enchantments [[Latte Shop|adjustable]] from amongst corresponding ingredients collected from specific zones
|-
| [[Unkillable Skeleton's shield]]
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
| 100 Mus
| [[The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode)]] drop
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[standards and practices guide]]
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2
| 10 Mys
| Dropped by the [[The Smut Orc Logging Camp|Orc Chasm]] [[protonic accelerator pack|proto pack]] (August 2016 IOTM) [[The ghost of Richard Cockingham|ghost]]
|-
| [[ox-head shield]]
| Off-hand<sub><small>(melting)</small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 10 Mus
| Dropped by [[Witchess Ox]]<br>Disappears on rollover
|-
| [[discarded finger painting]]
| Off-hand<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
| Dropped by an unequipped [[Left-Hand Man]], sometimes<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| [[battered hubcap]]
| Off-hand
| 2 (pris)
| 65 Mus
| Dropped by [[Bailey's Beetle]] (@ ~25%) on [[The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)|The Battlefield]] (if the [[Retrieve Yossarian's Tools|gremlins]] were completed as a hippy)
|-
| [[party crasher (off-hand)|party crasher]]
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 20 Mus
| Received in [[Neverending Party favor|NEP favor]] #5
|-
| [[HOA regulation book]]
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 100 Mus
| [[Zombie Homeowners' Association (Hard Mode)|Zombie HOA (Hard Mode)]] drop
|-
| [[Loathing Legion pizza stone]]
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
|
| Folded from [[Loathing Legion knife]] (January 2011 IOTM)
|-
| [[polyalloy shield]]
| Off-hand
| 1 (pris)
| 55 Mus
| Crimbo 2007 content
|-
| [[Shield of Icy Fate]]
| Off-hand<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
|
| [[GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card|GameInform correspondence]] (February 2013 IOTM) content<br>1 of 8 possible outfit pieces dropped by the [[Video Game Boss|final boss]] of the GameInform [[The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon|Dungeon]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[troutsers]]
| Pants<sub><small>(melting)</small></sub>
| 5 (pris)
|
| [[VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[Clan Floundry (VIP Lounge)|Floundry]] option
|-
| [[Greatest American Pants]] with [[Super Structure]] activated
| Pants
| 5 (pris)
|
| September 2010 IOTM
|-
| [[Mayor Ghost's khakis]]
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5
| 250 Mys,<br>[[Pastamancer|PM]]
| [[Mayor Ghost]] outfit piece
|-
| [[burning paper jorts]]
| Pants<sub><small>(melting)</small></sub>
| 3
|
| Shaped from [[burning newspaper]]<br>Disappears on rollover
|-
| [[slime waders]]
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3
| 30 Mys
| Created using slime globs (1 [[black slime glob|black]], 10 [[orange slime glob|orange]], 30 [[green slime glob|green]]) dropped by [[slime blob]]s, a possible [[Voting Booth]] monster candidate
|-
| [[hardened slime pants]]
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
| 200 Mox
| [[Mother Slime]] outfit piece
|-
| [[Zombo's grievous greaves]]
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3
| 200 Mus,<br>[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]
| [[Zombo]] outfit piece
|-
| [[The Necbromancer's Shorts]]
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3
| 200 Mox
| October 2011 [[The Haunted Sorority House|world event]] content
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[pantogram pants]]
| Pants<sub><small>(melting)</small></sub>
| 2
|
| November 2017 IOTM<br>Disappears on rollover
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[whittled shorts]]
| Pants<sub><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
|
| [[Distant Woods Getaway Brochure]] (August 2019 IOTM) content<br>[[Your Campfire|Whittled]] from 5 [[stick of firewood|sticks of firewood]]<br>Disappears on ascension
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[waders]]
| Pants
| 2 (pris)
| 30 Mox
| [[Beach Comb]] (July 2019 IOTM) content
|-
| [[Pantsgiving]]
| Pants
| 2 (pris)
|
| November 2013 IOTM
|-
| [[Crimbylow-rise jeans]]
| Pants
| 2 (pris)
| 15 Mox
| Crimbo 2019 content
|-
| [[warbear long johns]]
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 10 Mox
| Multi-using 9 [[warbear trouser fragment]]s<br>Crimbo 2013 content
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[turtlemail breeches]]
| Pants
| 2
| 25 Mox
| Multi-using 5 [[turtlemail bits]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|white satin pants}}
| Pants
| 2
| 5 Mox
| Dropped by [[Knight in White Satin]] (@ 15%) in [[Whitey's Grove]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|Vicar's Tutu}}
| Pants
| 1 (pris)
|
| [[The Smith's Tome|Smith's Tome]] (December 2013 IOTM) content<br>Smithed using [[lump of Brituminous coal]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|duct tape dockers}}
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
| 82 Mox
| Multi-using 12 [[duct tape]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|dungeoneer's dungarees}}
| Pants
| 1 (pris)
|
| Found in [[The Limerick Dungeon]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|snailmail breeches}}
| Pants
| 1 (pris)
| 67 Mox
| Multi-using 5 [[snailmail bits]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Drunkula's silky pants}}
| Pants<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1
| 250 Mys,<br>[[Sauceror|SA]]
| [[Count Drunkula]] outfit piece
|-
| {{InlineItem|rainbow pearl earring}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 9 (pris)
| 200 Mys
| [[Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting|Jewelrycrafted]] from a [[rainbow pearl]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5
|
| June 2017 IOTM<br>Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
|-
| {{InlineItem|training legwarmers}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 5 (pris)
|
| Dropped at [[The Snojo]] after the 11th free fight on Myst mode<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| {{InlineItem|Pocket Square of Loathing}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5 (pris)
| 150 Mys
| Dropped by [[Dad Sea Monkee]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Treads of Loathing}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 5
| 150 Mus
| Smithed from [[Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred]] (DB scholar path) and [[Ass-Stompers of Violence]] (SC gladiator path)
|-
| {{InlineItem|over-the-shoulder Folder Holder}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 4 (pris)
| [[folder (holographic fractal)|holographic fractal]] folder
| August 2013 IOTM
|-
| {{InlineItem|tonguebone}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 4
| 200 Mys
| Dropped by [[sleaze skeleton]] (@ 0.1%) in [[Dreadsylvanian Castle]])
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|combat lover's locket}}
| Acc<sup>1 only*</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -3em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3
| Orc
| February 2022 IOTM<br>Enchantments vary on most recently reminisced monster
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|LOV Earrings}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small>(melting)</small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
|
| [[The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.|LOV Tunnel]] mox [[L.O.V. Equipment Room|equipment]]<br>Disappears on rollover
|-
| {{InlineItem|topiary necktie}}
| Acc
| 3
|
| Multi-using 6 [[topiary nugglet]]s
|-
| {{InlineItem|Ice-Cold Beerring}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 3
| 60 Mys
| [[Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting|Jewelrycrafted]] from a [[glacial sapphire]] (rare [[cold wad]] replacement)
|-
| {{InlineItem|Unspeakable Earring}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 3
| 60 Mys
| [[Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting|Jewelrycrafted]] from an [[unearthly onyx]] (rare [[spooky wad]] replacement)
|-
| {{InlineItem|deep-fried key}}
| Acc<sup>1 only*</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -3em;'><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 3
|
| [[Low Key Summer]] content<br>Disappears on ascension
|-
| {{InlineItem|plexiglass pinky ring}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
| 75 Mys
| HC Oxygenarian ascension reward for Sauceror
|-
| {{InlineItem|hardened slime belt}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3 (pris)
| 200 Mys
| [[Mother Slime]] outfit piece
|-
| {{InlineItem|Miming gloves}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 3
|
| Crimbo 2017 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|Frosty's carrot}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 3
| 200 Mys,<br>[[Seal Clubber|SC]]
| [[Frosty]] outfit piece
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|round green sunglasses}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 2
| 80 Mys
| Dropped by [[Green Ops Soldier]] (@ 5%) on the [[The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)|Battlefield]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| {{InlineItem|your cowboy boots}}
| Acc<sup>1 only*</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -3em;'><small>(quest)</small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| [[thicksilver spurs|thicksilver]] spurs
| [[LT&T Office|LT&T]] content<br>Other options include [[nicksilver spurs|+20% items]], [[ticksilver spurs|+5 adv/day]], and [[quicksilver spurs|+30% init]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|grubby wool gloves}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub style='position: relative; left: -2.7em;'><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2
|
| Shaped from [[grubby wool]] (dropped by [[Hobo in Sheep's Clothing]])
|-
| {{InlineItem|perfume-soaked bandana}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 2 (pris)
| 15 Mys
| Dropped by [[fishy pirate|fishy]] and [[flashy pirate|flashy]] pirates (@ 5%) at [[Dinseylandfill]]'s [[Pirates of the Garbage Barges]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 2
|
| [[My Own Pen Pal kit|Pen Pal]] (May 2011 IOTM) correspondence content
|-
| {{InlineItem|rubber gloves}}
| Acc
| 2
| 12 Mys
| Dropped by [[clean-room daemon]] in the [[Triad Factory]] ([[jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)|jar of psychoses]] content)
|-
| {{InlineItem|warbear warscarf}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 10 Mys
| Multi-using 9 [[warbear accoutrements chunk]]s
|-
| {{InlineItem|Krampus Horn}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup><sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 2 (pris)
| 40 Mys
| Crimbo 2016 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|tiny plastic Crimborgatron}}
| Acc
| 2
|
| Crimbo 2015 content
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| {{InlineItem|ghost of a necklace}}
| Acc<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
| 15 Mys
| Received from Lady Spookyraven after completing her [[Spookyraven Manor Quest|first floor quest]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|head mirror}}
| Acc
| 1 (pris)
| 62 Mys
| Dropped by [[pygmy witch surgeon]] in the [[The Hidden Hospital|Hospital]], or (sometimes) in the [[The Hidden Park|Park]] [[Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?|dumpster]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|psychic's amulet}}
| Acc<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1 (pris)
| 35 Mys
| [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[Madame Zatara’s Relationship Fortune Teller|Fortune Teller]] content
|-
| {{InlineItem|disbelief suspenders}}
| Acc
| 1
| 10 Mys
| Dropped by [[decent lumberjack]] (@ 10%) in [[Camp Logging Camp]]
|-
| {{InlineItem|round purple sunglasses}}
| Acc<sup>1 only</sup>
| 1
| 70 Mys
| Part of the [[War Hippy Fatigues|hippy war outfit]]; dropped by many war hippies
|-
| {{InlineItem|brazen bracelet}}
| Acc<sub><small><s>(trade)</s></small></sub>
| 1
| 65 Mus
| Received by Turtle Tamers when opening the [[secret from the future|reward]] from the third ([[Future]]) [[agua de vida]] [[Memories, in the Corners of your Mind|quest]] ([[Baby Sandworm|June 2009 IOTM]] content)
|-
| {{InlineItem|tiny plastic wild beaver}}
| Acc
| 1
|
| Crimbo 2018 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|tiny plastic Crimborgatron}}
| Acc
| 1
|
| Crimbo 2015 content
|-
| {{InlineItem|cheap elven gloves}}
| Acc
| 1
|
| Crimbo 2008 content
|-
| [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]] + [[li'l candy corn costume]]
| Familiar<br>+ Fam Equip
| 5 (pris)
|
| Costume sold for 1,000 meat in [[The General Store]]
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Exotic Parrot]]
| Familiar
| rowspan=2 | 1+X (pris)
| rowspan=2 | 17+20X lbs
| Sold at [[The Black Market]] for 500,000 meat
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Mu (familiar)|Mu]]
| Familiar
| [[Tall Grass|Poké garden]] (March 2018 IOTM) content
|-
|}

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Bonuses&nbsp;From&nbsp;Effects
|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! style="width:125px" | Effect
! Resistance<br>Bonus
! Source (Type)
! Duration
! Acquisition

|- bgcolor="khaki"
| (Passive)
| 3
| [[Unoffendable]]
| Always
| Skillbook ([[History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX]], tradable) sold for 300 [[Beach Buck]]s at [[Spring Break Beach|SBB]]'s [[Buff Jimmy's Souvenir Shop|Souvenir Shop]]
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| (Passive)
| 2
| [[Heart of Polyester]]
| Always
| Disco Bandit skill
|-
| colspan=5 |

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+ Path&nbsp;Exclusive
|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Path
! style="width:125px" | Effect
! Resistance<br>Bonus
! Source (Type)
! Duration
! Acquisition

|-
| rowspan=2 | [[You, Robot]]
| (Passive)
| <i>Weather Control Algorithms</i>
| 2 (pris)
| Always
| CPU Upgrade
|-
| (Weap slot)
| <i>Reflective Shard</i>
| 3 (pris)
| Until replaced
| Left Arm option (costs 5 Scrap to swap in)
|-
| [[Path of the Plumber]]
| (Passive)
| [[Rainbow Shield]]
| 2 (pris)
| Always
| Badge <i>n</i> sold for 25+25<i>n</i> at the [[Mushroom District Badge Shop|Badge Shop]]
|-
| rowspan=3 | [[Dark Gyffte]]
| [[Mist Form (effect)|Mist Form]]
| [[Mist Form (skill)|(skill)]]
| 4 (pris)
| Until replaced (intrinsic)
| Middle tree, rank 5
|-
| [[Spectral Awareness (effect)|Spectral Awareness]]
| [[Spectral Awareness (skill)|(skill)]]
| 2 (pris)
| 20 turns, or until replaced
| Right tree, rank 4
|-
| (Ensorcelee slot)
| [[Ensorcel]]ing an Elemental
| X (pris)
| Until replaced
| X = monster attack / 50, rounded up, capped at 30
|-
| rowspan=3 | [[Disguises Delimit]]
| (Mask slot)
| <i>punk mask</i>
| 9
| Until replaced
| Seeded randomly
|-
| (Mask slot)
| <i>Groar's mask</i>
| 4 (pris)
| Until replaced
| Worn by the [[Bonerdagon]]
|-
| (Mask slot)
| <i>catcher's mask</i>
| 3 (pris)
| Until replaced
| Worn by [[jock]] at the [[The Neverending Party|NEP]]
|-
| rowspan=5 | [[Gelatinous Noob]]
| (Passive)
| [[Sense of Decorum]]
| 1
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 21|Skill 21]]
|-
| (Passive)
| [[Blush Reflex]]
| 1
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 22|Skill 22]]
|-
| (Passive)
| [[Sense of Propriety]]
| 2
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 23|Skill 23]]
|-
| (Passive)
| [[Politeness]]
| 2
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 24|Skill 24]]
|-
| (Passive)
| [[Profound Shame]]
| 3
| Always
| [[:Category:Gelatinous Noob Skill 25|Skill 25]]
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Nuclear Autumn]]
| (Passive)
| [[Metallic Skin]]
| 2 (pris)
| Always
| Costs 90 [[rad]]s when [[Fiddling With Your Genes]]
|-
| [[Ear Winds]]
| [[Flappy Ears]] (skill)
| 2 (pris)
| 10 turns
| Costs 90 [[rad]]s in the [[Gene-Sequencing Laboratory]] on level 6 of your shelter
|-
| [[Avatar of West of Loathing]]
| (Passive)
| [[True Outdoorsperson]]
| 3 (pris)
| Always
| Cow Puncher skill
|-
| rowspan=4 | [[Actually Ed the Undying]]
| (Passive)
| [[Elemental Wards]]
| 1 (pris)
| Always
| Costs 10 [[Ka coin]]s at the [[Underworld Body Shop]]
|-
| (Passive)
| [[More Elemental Wards]]
| 2 (pris)
| Always
| Costs 20 [[Ka coin]]s at the [[Underworld Body Shop]]<br>Requires [[Elemental Wards]]
|-
| (Passive)
| [[Even More Elemental Wards]]
| 3 (pris)
| Always
| Costs 30 [[Ka coin]]s at the [[Underworld Body Shop]]<br>Requires [[More Elemental Wards]]
|-
| [[Hide of Sobek (effect)|Hide of Sobek]]
| [[Hide of Sobek (skill)|(skill)]]
| 1 (pris)
| 10 turns
| Left tree, rank 4
|-
| [[Heavy Rains]]
| (Passive)
| [[Rain Delay]]
| 3 (pris)
| Always
| Gained from [[aquaconda brain]]
|-
| [[Avatar of Sneaky Pete]]
| [[Slicked-Back Do (intrinsic)|Slicked-Back Do]]
| [[Hair Today]] (skill)
| 3 (pris)
| Until replaced (intrinsic)
| Middle tree, rank 7
|-
| [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
| [[Oilsphere (effect)|Oilsphere]]
| [[Oilsphere (skill)|(skill)]]
| 3 (pris)
| 20 turns, or until replaced
| Lunch tree, final rank
|-
| [[Zombie Master]]
| (Passive)
| [[Elemental Obliviousness]]
| 2 (pris)
| Always
| Middle tree, rank 4
|-
| [[Avatar of Boris]]
| (Passive)
| [[Legendary Girth]]
| 2 (pris)
| Always
| Right tree, rank 2
|-
|}

|-
| [[Sleazeform]]
| Infinity
| [[phial of sleaziness]] <small>(potion)</small>
| Sauciness-based
| [[The Way of Sauce|Saucecrafted]] using a [[sleaze cluster]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Synthesis: Greasy]]
| 9
| [[Sweet Synthesis]] (skill)
| 30 turns
| Synthesizing 2 [[:Category:Simple Candy|simple candy]] with itemID sum modulo 4<br>Skillbook ([[Rethinking Candy]], tradable) is Crimbo 2016 content
|-
| [[Hyperoffended]]
| 9
| [[donkey flipbook]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| [[South of The Border]] [[Semi-Rare Adventures|SR]]
|-
| [[Flop Sweat]]
| 7
| [[Mom]] Sea Monkee buff (1x/day) option
| 50 turns
| Rescuing Mom is an optional branch of the [[Sea Monkees Quest]]
|-
| [[Scariersauce]]
| 6
| Casting [[Scarysauce (skill)|Scarysauce]] with [[velour viscometer]] equipped
| Saucepan-based
| 2021 SC Standard ascension reward for Sauceror
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[Avatar of She-Who-Was]]
| 5 (pris)
| [[Turtle Power]] with [[Glorious Blessing of She-Who-Was|Glorious Blessing]]
| 10 turns
| Removes your Glorious [[Turtle Blessings|Blessing]] (which normally takes 100 combats to acquire)
|-
| [[Nasty Hand]]
| 5
| [[Cargo Cultist Shorts|Cargo pocket]] 43
| 20 turns
| September 2020 IOTM
|-
| [[Gooed Enough For Government Work]]
| 5
| [[extra-strength goo]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
| [[Red-Nosed Snapper]] (December 2019 IOTM) Slime-tracking drop
|-
| [[Shielded Unit]]
| 5 (pris)
| [[murderbot shield unit]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
| Pasted from 2 [[murderbot power cell|power cell]]s, dropped by [[Murderbot drone|drone]]s on some [[Secret Underground Spacegate Facility|Spacegate]] [[Through the Spacegate|planets]]
|-
| [[Industrially Frosted]]
| 5 (pris)
| [[industrial frosting]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 5 turns
| Dropped by [[GNG-3-R]], found in the [[Gingerbread City]]'s [[Gingerbread Industrial Zone]] at the [[Midnight in the Industrial Zone|Midnight noncom]] (with [[gingerservo]] in inventory)
|-
| [[Rolando's Rondo of Resisto]]
| 5 (pris)
| [[recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto|recording]]
| 20 turns
| Created by [[Accordion Thief|AT]] via the [[warbear LP-ROM burner]] workshed, 5% of the time
|-
| [[Educated (Sorta)]]
| 5
| [[Hobopolis]] adventure
| 20 turns
| Sold for 5 [[hobo nickel]]s at the [[The Hobo Marketplace Table|Hobo Marketplace]]
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Dreadful Chill]]
| rowspan=2 | 5
| [[Dreadsylvanian cold pocket]] <small>(size 4 food)</small>
| 200 turns
| Cooking [[bone flour]] with a [[cold cluster]]
|-
| [[Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned]] <small>(size 4 booze)</small>
| 200 turns
| Mixing [[eau de mort]] with a [[cold cluster]]
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Dreadful Fear]]
| rowspan=2 | 5
| [[Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket]] <small>(size 4 food)</small>
| 200 turns
| Cooking [[bone flour]] with a [[spooky cluster]]
|-
| [[Dreadsylvanian grimlet]] <small>(size 4 booze)</small>
| 200 turns
| Mixing [[eau de mort]] with a [[spooky cluster]]
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Video... Games?]]
| rowspan=2 | 5 (pris)
| [[defective Game Grid token]] (1x/day)
| rowspan=2 | 5 turns
| Found (rarely) in the [[The Game Grid Arcade|Game Grid]] ([[Rogue Program|June 2010 IOTM]] content) [[Jackass Plumber]] machine
|-
| [[bowl of Tastee-Wheet™]] <small>(size 1 food)</small>
| In-season path reward for [[The Source (path)|The Source]]
|-
| [[Coldfinger]]
| 5
| [[Wal-Mart "diamond" ring]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 50 turns
| Sold in the charter airport [[Elemental International Airport Duty Free Shop|shop]] for 50 [[Wal-Mart gift certificate]]s
|-
| [[Conspiratory Eyes]]
| 5
| [[Conspiracy™ mascara]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 50 turns
| Sold in the charter airport [[Elemental International Airport Duty Free Shop|shop]] for 75 [[Coinspiracy|Coins-spiracy]]
|-
| [[Rainbowolin]]
| 4 (pris)
| [[Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper|Pill Keeper]] [[Take your Pills|pill]]
| 30 turns
| October 2019 IOTM<br>First pill per day is free; subsequent ones cost 3 spleen
|-
| [[Mer-kinkiness]]
| 4 (pris)
| [[vodka barracuda]] <small>(size 1 booze)</small>
| 40 turns
| Mixed from [[Robortender]]'s [[bottle of Crème de Fugu|Mer-Kin drop]], [[bottle of vodka|vodka]], and [[lemon]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Oiled, Slick]]
| 3
| [[Beach Comb]] beach head (each 1x/day)
| 50 turns
| [[Beach Comb]] (July 2019 IOTM) content
|-
| <i>[[Voting Booth]] local initiative</i>
| 3
| Voting Booth, sometimes
| All day
| November 2018 IOTM ([[voter registration form]]) content<br>Available options seeded by class, path, and day
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Rainbow Vaccine]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[Spacegate Vaccination Machine|Vaccination Machine]] buff (1x/day) option
| 30 turns
| [[Secret Underground Spacegate Facility|Spacegate]] (April 2017 IOTM) content
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Feeling No Pain]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[Ish Kabibble]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 25 turns
| Available at the [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[A Speakeasy|Speakeasy]], usable 3x/day
|-
| [[protect.enq]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[Source Terminal]] rollover buff option
| 200 turns (max)
| Other options are [[familiar.enq|+5 fam wt]], [[monsters.enq|+25 ML]], and [[stats.enq|+100 all attr]]
|-
| [[Chill Out, Dog]]
| 3
| [[chilly dog]] <small>(size 3 food)</small>
| 30 turns
| Available at the [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[Hot Dog Stand]], usable 1x/day
|-
| [[Scaredy Dog]]
| 3
| [[ghost dog]] <small>(size 3 food)</small>
| 30 turns
| Available at the [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP]] [[Hot Dog Stand]], usable 1x/day
|-
| [[Rainbow Bright]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[prismatic wad]] <small>(size 3 spleensie)</small>
| 10 turns
| Combination of all five elemental wads, via [[Rainbow Gravitation]]
|-
| [[Human-Elemental Hybrid]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[Gene Tonic: Elemental]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 30 turns, or intrinsic
| [[Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab]] (April 2014 IOTM) workshed content<br>[[DNA extraction syringe]], filled vs said phylum
|-
| [[Proprie Tea]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[cuppa Proprie tea]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 30 turns
| [[potted tea tree]] ([[KoL Con]] item) content
|-
| [[Egged On]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[robin's egg]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| Dropped by [[Rockin' Robin]] (2016 IOTY) after 5th combat
|-
| [[Eggscitingly Colorful]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[scintillating oyster egg]] <small>(size 1 spleensie)</small>
| 20 turns
| Found in some locations on [[Oyster Egg Day]]
|-
| [[Buttery, Boy]]
| 3
| [[Buttery Boy]] <small>(size 3 booze)</small>
| 20 turns
| Mixed from [[Guzzlr cocktail set]] and [[Dish of Clarified Butter]] (final stage [[God Lobster]] experience boon)
|-
| [[Party on Your Skin]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[Party-in-a-Can™]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 50 turns
| [[The Neverending Party|NEP]] quest [[PARTY HARD T-shirt|hard mode]] [[deluxe Neverending Party favor|reward]]
|-
| [[Patent Prevention]]
| 3 (pris)
| [[patent preventative tonic]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 30 turns
| [[Avatar of West of Loathing|AoWoL]] path content
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Elemental Saucesphere (effect) | Elemental Saucesphere]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[Elemental Saucesphere (skill)|(skill)]]
| Saucepan-based
| Sauceror skill
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Scarysauce (effect)|Scarysauce]]
| 2
| [[Scarysauce (skill)|(skill)]]
| Saucepan-based
| [[Sauceror|SA]] [[Spookyraven Skills|Spookyraven skill]]
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Feeling Peaceful]]
| 2
| [[Feel Peaceful]] (3x/day skill)
| 20 turns
| Granted by [[emotion chip]] (February 2021 IOTM)
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Red Door Syndrome]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[can of black paint]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| Sold at [[The Black Market]] for 1,000 meat
|- bgcolor="lightblue"
| [[Covered in the Rainbow]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[rainbow glitter candle]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 80 turns
| [[Our Daily Candles™ order form|Our Daily Candles™]] correspondence (August 2021 IOTM) content
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Misty Form]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[Become a Cloud of Mist]] (combat skill)
| 1 turn
| [[vampyric cloake]] (March 2019 IOTM) equipped<br>Transformations can be used (in total) 10x/day and 1x/fight
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Spoon Boon]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[hewn moon-rune spoon]] equipped at rollover
| 50 turns
| June 2019 IOTM
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Protection from Bad Stuff]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
| Received ([[dungeoneering kit|indirectly]]) 1x/day with the [[GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine|GameInform]] correspondence (February 2013 IOTM) installed
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Cold Hands]]
| 2
| [[lotion of coldness]] <small>(potion)</small>
| Sauciness-based
| [[Advanced Saucecrafting|Saucecrafted]] using [[cold powder]]
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Spooky Hands]]
| 2
| [[lotion of spookiness]] <small>(potion)</small>
| Sauciness-based
| [[Advanced Saucecrafting|Saucecrafted]] using [[spooky powder]]
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Spiro Gyro]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[programmable turtle]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 15 turns
| [[Turtle Taming]] in high-level indoor locations (including: [[The Copperhead Club|Copperhead]], [[The Red Zeppelin|Zeppelin]], [[The Haunted Wine Cellar|Wine Cellar]], and the 4 Hidden City side zones)
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| rowspan=3 | [[Force of Mayo Be With You]]
| rowspan=3 | 2 (pris)
| Soaking (1x/day) in [[The Mayo Clinic]]
| 20 turns
| rowspan=3 | X = blood mayo level (uncapped)<br>[[portable Mayo Clinic|May 2015 IOTM]] in your Workshed<br>Ways to increase your (uncapped!) BML:
* Use any Prescription-Strength Mayo: +1
* Use [[Mayonex]]: additional +1 for each adv the food would have given
* Use [[Mayo de Mayo™ mayo]]: +5
* (Soaking: +0)
|-
| [[Mayonex]] <small>(food additive)</small>
| 1 turn for each adv the food would have given
|-
| [[Mayo de Mayo™ mayo]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 5 turns
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Supafly]]
| 2
| [[sleaze wad]] <small>(size 1 spleensie)</small>
| 10 turns
| [[Pulverize]]:
* Smashing equipment (power 140+) with either {{element|Sleaze|}} damage or {{element|Stench|}}/{{element|Hot|}} res enchantments
* [[The Malus of Forethought|Combining]] [[sleaze nugget]]s
* Cycling elemental type by [[The Way of Sauce|cooking]] with [[twinkly wad]]s ({{element|Hot|}} → {{element|Cold|}} → {{element|Spooky|}} → {{element|Stench|}} → {{element|Sleaze|}} → {{element|Hot|}})
|-
| [[Oiled-Up]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[pec oil]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
| Dropped by [[Fitness Giant]] (@ 25%) in the [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)|Castle BM]]
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[Let It Snow/Boil/Stink/Frighten/Grease|Let It Snow/Boil/ Stink/Frighten/Grease]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[Ghost of Crimbo Carols]]
| 20-5 turns
| December 2020 IOTM<br>Entering combat carol-less vs Orcs/Penguins/Undead/Demons/Hippies/Hobos
|-
| rowspan=3 | [[World's Shortest Giant]]
| rowspan=3 | 2 (pris)
| [[Red Dwarf]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 5 turns
| rowspan=3 | Booze [[Siphon Spirits|siphoned]] from Elementals by [[Happy Medium]] (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
|-
| [[Golden Mean]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 10 turns
|-
| [[Green Giant]] <small>(size 2 booze)</small>
| 15 turns
|-
| [[Slimy Flavor]]
| 2
| [[slimy paste]] <small>(size 4 spleensie)</small>
| 10 turns
| [[Release the Boots|Stomping]] on a Slime with a charged [[Pair of Stomping Boots]] (August 2011 IOTM)
|-
| [[Shortened]]
| 2
| [[barrel cracker]] <small>(size 1 food)</small>
| 40 turns
| [[shrine to the Barrel god|Barrel God shrine]] (September 2015 IOTM) content
|-
| [[Abominably Slippery]]
| 2
| [[abominable blubber]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| Dropped by [[Portly Abomination]] (@ ~30%) in [[Menagerie Level 3]]
|-
| [[Mer-kindliness]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[vodka stinger]] <small>(size 1 booze)</small>
| 40 turns
| Mixed from [[Robortender]]'s [[bottle of Crème de Fugu|Mer-Kin drop]] and [[bottle of vodka|vodka]]
|-
| [[Scared Stiff]]
| 2
| [[The Valley of Rof L'm Fao]]
| 10 turns
| [[Bad Moon|BM]] adventure, found after having received the [[facsimile dictionary]]
|-
| [[Ancient Protected]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[Ancient Protector Soda]]
| 50 turns
| Dropped by [[Protector Spurt]] ([[Heavy Rains|HR]] [[Protector Spectre]] replacement)
|-
| <i>House furnishing</i>
| 2
| [[stained mattress]] (bed)
| Until destroyed
| Dropped by [[sleaze hobo]]s (@ 0.1%) in [[Hobopolis]]'s [[The Purple Light District|PLD]]
|-
| [[Blessing of the Creepy Pasta]]
| 2
| [[tangled mass of creepy pasta]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| November 2013 [[Peripatetic Pasta|world event]]
|-
| [[Blessing of the Spaghetto]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[Can of Spaghetto]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
| November 2013 [[Peripatetic Pasta|world event]]
|-
| [[Cupshotten]]
| 2 (pris)
| [[Rubbed it the Right Way|Wishing]]
| 20 turns
| No longer naturally obtainable
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Astral Shell (effect)|Astral Shell]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[Astral Shell (skill)|(skill)]]
| Totem-based
| Turtle Tamer skill
|-
| [[Just Like Me, They Want to Be]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[campfire stew]] <small>(size 1 food)</small>
| 60 turns
| [[Distant Woods Getaway Brochure]] (August 2019 IOTM) content<br>[[Your Campfire|Whittled]] from 2 [[stick of firewood|sticks of firewood]]
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| <i>Pale horse</i>
| 1 (pris)
| [[A Horsery|Horsery]]
| Until replaced or rollover
| Swapping horses costs 500 meat (though the first each day is free)
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Driving Safely]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[Asdon Martin]] workshed
| 30 turns
| Driving buffs cost 37 fuel (effectively ~555 meat via [[loaf of soda bread|soda bread]], assuming [[Five Finger Discount|FFD]]) and are mutually exclusive
|- bgcolor="lightgreen"
| [[Sleaze-Resistant Trousers]]
| 1
| [[sleaze powder]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 5 turns
| [[Pulverize]]:
* Smashing equipment (power 10-115) with either {{element|Sleaze|}} damage or {{element|Stench|}}/{{element|Hot|}} res enchantments
|-
| [[Berry Elemental]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[Tapioc berry]] <small>(potion / combat item)</small>
| 20 turns
| Harvested from [[Tall Grass|Poké garden]] (March 2018 IOTM), sometimes
|- bgcolor="lightgrey"
| [[Boisterous Oysterous]]
| 1
| [[yellow seashell]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 20 turns
| Found while [[Comb the Beach|beach combing]], sometimes
|-
| [[Thanksgetting]]
| X (pris)
| cooked [[cornucopia]] foods
| 20 turns
| rowspan=2 | X = number of unique cornucopia foods eaten today<br>At rollover, all turns of [[Thanksgetting]] are converted to turns of [[Thanksgot]]
|-
| [[Thanksgot]]
| 1 (pris)
| Having [[Thanksgetting]] at rollover
| 1 turn for each turn of Thanksgetting removed
|-
| [[Carapace of the God Lobster]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[God Lobster]]
| 33 turns
| Asking a boon of a your [[God Lobster's Robe|robe]]-equipped God Lobster
|-
| [[Beefy]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[beefy pill]] <small>(size 1 spleensie)</small>
| 30 turns
| Dropped by [[beefy bodyguard bat|bodyguard]]s in [[The Boss Bat's Lair]]
|-
| [[Well-Oiled]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[Oil of Parrrlay]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 5 turns
| Dropped by [[creamy pirate]] (@ 15%) on [[The F'c'le]]
|-
| [[Wreathed in Smoke]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[smudge stick]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| Constructed in [[Rumpelstiltskin's Workshop]] ([[grimstone mask|grimstone]] content: gnome)
|-
| [[Mushed]]
| 1 (pris)
| sleeping in a [[Mushroom House]] <small>(housing)</small>, 1x/day
| 20 turns
| [[Your Mushroom Garden|Mushroom Garden]] (March 2020 IOTM garden) content
|-
| [[Slimed Stomach]]
| 1
| [[Good 'n' Slimy]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 1 turn
| Halloween candy for [[Slimesuit]]
|-
| [[Batigue]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[Beanbat Chamber]]
| 10 turns
| [[Bad Moon|BM]] adventure, found after having opened [[The Beanstalk]]
|-
| [[Celestial Sheen]]
| 1 (pris)
| [[celestial olive oil]] <small>(potion)</small>
| 10 turns
| Multi-using 10 [[Cosmic Calorie]]s (from [[Jarlsberg's pan]])
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Blessing of the Bird]]
| rowspan=2 | 0-5
| [[Seek out a Bird]]
| 10 turns
| rowspan=2 | [[Bird-a-Day calendar]] (January 2020 IOTM) content<br>Enchantments seeded based on path, class, and day
|- bgcolor="khaki"
| [[Blessing of your favorite Bird]]
| [[Visit your Favorite Bird]]
| 10 turns
|-
|}

==Monsters==
Why track down sleaze-aligned monsters?
* [[Space Jellyfish]] can extract [[sleaze jelly]], for a 10% NPC store discount
* [[Form of...Bird!|Birdform]] progression towards the [[glimmering great tit feather|+20 ML feather]]
* <s>[[Knob Goblin Organ Grinder]] can drop a [[throbbing organ pie]]</s> (bad)

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| Potentially along the usual ascension route:
* [[Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™|Kramco]]'s [[sausage goblin]]s
* [[Voting Booth]]'s [[slime blob]]s (when elected)
* [[Cobb's Knob Harem]]: [[Knob Goblin Harem Girl|Harem Girl]]
* [[The Smut Orc Logging Camp]]: The [[The Frattlesnake|Shen snake]] and [[smut orc pervert|pervert]], but <i>not</i> the normal lumber/fastener-droppers
* [[The eXtreme Slope]]: [[eXtreme Orcish snowboarder|Orcish snowboarder]]
* [[Oil Peak]]: All monsters
* [[The Hole in the Sky]]: All the non-[[Astronomer]] monsters
* [[Cargo Cultist Shorts]] (via [[greasy desk bell]]): [[Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt]]
* [[The Hidden Office Building]]: [[pygmy headhunter]]
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| Slightly off the beaten path:
* [[Orcish Frat House]] (and [[Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)|Verge of War]], and [[The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)|post-Bombing]]): All monsters
* [[The Battlefield  (War Hippy Fatigues)|The Battlefield]], dressed as a war hippy: All monsters
* [[McMillicancuddy's Farm]]: [[greasy duck]]
* [[Spring Break Beach]] zones ([[The Fun-Guy Mansion|Mansion]], [[Sloppy Seconds Diner|Diner]], [[The Sunken Party Yacht|Yacht]]): All monsters
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| Way out of the way:
* [[The "Fun" House]]: [[shaky clown]]
* [[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove]]: [[smarmy pirate]]
** [[Barrrney's Barrr]]: The [[booty crab]] fought via [[Cap'm Caronch's Map]]
* [[The Degrassi Knoll Gym]] (requires a non-Knoll moon sign): [[Gnollish Crossdresser]]
* [[PirateRealm]]'s [[Tiki Island]]: [[tiki idol]]
* [[Skid Row]]'s [[Unleash Your Inner Wolf]] (via [[grimstone mask]]: wolf): [[brick (suggestive pause) house]], [[oily straw house]], [[slippery elm house]]
* [[The Nightmare Meatrealm]] (via the [[jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)|Meatsmith's psych jar]]): [[bacon snake]], [[pork butterfly]]
* [[Hobopolis]]'s [[The Purple Light District|PLD]]: All monsters
* [[Dreadsylvania]]'s [[Dreadsylvanian Woods|Woods]]: [[sleaze bugbear]], [[sleaze werewolf]]
* [[Dreadsylvania]]'s [[Dreadsylvanian Village|Village]]: [[sleaze ghost]], [[sleaze zombie]]
* [[Dreadsylvania]]'s [[Dreadsylvanian Castle|Castle]]: [[sleaze skeleton]], [[sleaze vampire]]
* [[FantasyRealm, by LyleCo|FantasyRealm]] [[Duke Vampire's Chateau|Chateau]]: [[Duke Vampire]]
* The Sea:
** [[Anemone Mine]]: [[Killer clownfish]]
* [[Kegger in the Woods]] (via an [[antique bottle opener]]): All monsters
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