User:VinnyB/Sleaze

Sleaze deals extra damage to enemies with a heat or stench subtype, and negligible damage to sleaze-based monsters.

This is a tool for planning sleaze damage and/or resistance maximization.

• Expected primary use case: hitting +sleaze thresholds @ Mob
• Expected contexts:

Legend

HC AoSOL	Blue only
HC Standard	Blue and green
HC unrestricted path	Blue, green, and yellow
Any of the above, but missing some IOTMs	+ grey
Softcore	Same as HC, but pull deck of lewd playing cards
Aftercore	Use full table

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Damage

Bonus Damage

What cares about your bonus sleaze damage (X) and/or your bonus damage to sleaze spells (Y)?

• √(X+Y) protesters (of the initial 80) are cleared from the Mob via one of the Lucky options, meaning:
  • X+Y ≥ 400 can clear it in 4 turns
  • X+Y ≥ 729 can clear it in 3 turns
  • X+Y ≥ 1600 can clear it in 2 turns
• X+Y ≥ 100 optimizes the NS elemental tower test (when it's sleaze)

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot	Damage Bonus	Spell Damage Bonus	Prereqs & Costs	Acquisition
Dreadful Skeleton Suit	Outfit(trade) (Hat, Shirt, Pants)	+50	+50	250 Mus, TT	The Unkillable Skeleton's outfit
Frat Warrior Fatigues	Outfit (Hat, Pants, Acc)	+15		70 Mys, 70 Mox	Dropped in full by 151st Frat (pieces @ 10%), summonable via Numberology 51; common early YR target that additionally yields keg shield (+50 DA; reqs 70 mus), bottle opener belt buckle (non-guaranteed stinging dmg), a smashable, and a sellable
					If using fax/locket/etc to acquire the outfit, there are some additional options: War frat % Additional drops W.F. 500th Infantrygent 10% Same as 151st, plus 100 base meat W.F. Elite 500th Captain 5% Same as 151st, plus 250 base meat, minus the buckle Elite Beer Bongadier 1% beer bong (+15 stench dmg, +5 ML; smashes into TwSt 3W) kick-ass kicks (+10 sleaze dmg; smashes into TwSl 1W+3N / 2W) W.F. Kegrider 1% beer bong furniture dolly (+30% init; reqs 75 mys; smashes into Tw 3W) Orcish Frat Boy Spy 30% (drops are forceable without needing a YR)
Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe	Outfit(trade) (Hat, 1H Weap, Pants)	+10 (pris)		35 Mox	Requires a total of 50 wumpus hair
Frat Boy Ensemble	Outfit (Hat, 1H Weap, Pants)	+5		20 Mus, 15 Mox	Variously acquirable in the Orcish Frat House
Glad Bag Glad Rags	Outfit (Hat, 2H Weap, Pants)	+5		62 Mus, 62 Mox	Giant Trash Quest rewards outfit
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise	Outfit (Hat, Pants)	+3			Dropped in full (each @ 20%) by Knob Goblin Harem Girl
ratty knitted cap	Hat	15	15		Dropped by burnouts (@ 15%, initially) in the NEP
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	Hat(trade)	20		35 Mox	Dropped by All-Hallow's Steve, a 1-time (ever) Halloween trick-or-treating monster
Iunion Crown	Hat(trade)	3X		Copperhead	June 2020 IOTM Charge increases on the 1st, 4th, and 9th (etc.) combats won each day in said zones, but markedly decays on rollover
				HITS
				Haunted Bedroom
grungy bandana	Hat	10		60 Mox	1 of 10 possible items produced after combat when firing off an Arr, M80 from the VIP fireworks shop
					Dropped by grungy pirate (@ 10%) Belowdecks
Unfortunato's foolscap	Hat(trade)	10 (pris)		20 Mox	Dropped by the Haunted Wine Cellar proto pack (August 2016 IOTM) ghost
grubby wool hat	Hat(trade)	5			Shaped from grubby wool (dropped by Hobo in Sheep's Clothing)
whittled tiara	Hat(quest)	5 (pris)			Distant Woods Getaway Brochure (August 2019 IOTM) content Whittled from 5 sticks of firewood Disappears on ascension
8-billed baseball cap	Hat	5 (pris)		85 Mox	Dropped by broctopus (@ 5%) at The Sunken Party Yacht
stained glass stetson	Hat(trade)		5 (pris)	40 Mys	2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
mullet wig	Hat	2		5 Mox	Available in one of the choice noncombats in Whitey's Grove
asshat	Hat	1			Pasting together 2 bum cheeks
Crown of Thrones / Buddy Bjorn	Hat / Back	20		Sausage Golem	May 2010 / February 2014 IOTMs Enchantment depends on enthroned/enbackened familiar
				Sleazy Gravy Fairy
oil shell	Back	15		20 Mus, TT	Oil Peak tamed turtle
paraffin poncho	Back(trade)	10			2020 SC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
stained glass serape	Back(trade)	5		40 Mox	2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
bod-ice	Shirt(melting)	25	25		Created by Winter Gardening (1 snow berries, 4 ice harvests) Disappears on rollover
Jurassic Parka	Shirt(trade)	20	20	Dilophosaur mode	September 2022 IOTM
fresh coat of paint	Shirt(trade)	20?	20?		Seeded based on path and day
glass casserole dish	Shirt	30			Sold for 1 cashew by the Thanksgarden salesman
midriff scrubs	Shirt	10	20	65 Mus	Dropped by pygmy orderlies (@ 5%) in the Hidden Hospital/Bowling Alley
extremely wet T-shirt	Shirt	25		85 Mus	Dropped by wild girl (@ 5%) at SBB's Sunken Party Yacht
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Shirt(trade)	15 (pris)		200 Mus	Speed Hobopolis reward
Ultracolor™ shirt	Shirt	X (pris)		35 Mus	Pen Pal (May 2011 IOTM) correspondence content X = the number of active effects you have
astral shirt	Shirt(quest)	3 (pris)			Valhalla equipment option (10 Karma) Disappears on ascension
clownskin harness	Shirt	2		15 Mus	Armorcrafted using clown skin
First Post shirt - Cir Senam	Shirt(trade)	1 (pris)			Intergnat (May 2016 IOTM) content
halibut	2H Weap	100		85 Mus	Dropped by fisherfish (@ 3%) in The Marinara Trench, once informed by Grandpa Sea Monkee
Chester's bag of candy	2H Weap(trade)	30		200 Mox, DB	Chester outfit piece
sleazy bindle	2H Weap(trade)	25		200 Mus	Dropped by sleaze hobos (@ 0.1%) in Hobopolis's PLD
creepy-ass club	2H Weap(trade)	15		65 Mus, SC	Meatsmithed using seal lube (from the Frat House figurine seal)
a butt tuba	2H Weap	15		57 Mox	Dropped by Bob Racecar in the Palindome
Rain-Doh violet bo	2H Weap(quest)	11			can of Rain-Doh (February 2012 IOTM) content
giant cheesestick	2H Weap		11	45 Mus	Smithed using goat cheese, herbs, and spices
beer-a-pult	2H Weap	10		80 Mox	Sold at the wartime Frat House for 50 quarters
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2H Weap	5 (pris)		35 Mus	Crimbo 2012 content
beer-soaked mop	2H Weap	3			Dropped by a skeleton with a mop (@ 10%) in the Tavern Brawl
plastic nunchaku	2H Weap	3 (pris)		10 Mus	Summon Confiscated Things, sometimes
glistening staff	2H Weap	3		15 Mus	Smithed using sleaze powder
poutine pole	2H Weap	3		12 Mus	Smithed using poutine and dry noodles
tin drum	2H Weap(trade)	3 (pris)			Multi-using 16 fancy tin beer cans
autocalliope	2H Weap	2 (pris)		50 Mox	Using Steal Accordion on Steampunk Giant in the Castle TF
beer-battered accordion	2H Weap	2		AT	Using Steal Accordion on a half-orc hobo in the SBA
buffalo blade	2H Weap	2		45 Mus	Smithed using hot wing, herbs, and spices
rubber axe	2H Weap	2		5 Mus	Sometimes in the first DD chest
wolf whistle	Weap (1H)(trade)	100		85 Mox	1-time (ever) leaderboard reward (grimstone content: wolf)
June cleaver	Weap (1H)(trade)	X (~pris)			June 2022 IOTM X ~= 1/5th the number of fights today with cleaver equipped
groping claw	Weap (1H)	30		200 Mus	Dropped by sleaze werewolf (@ 0.1%) in the Dreadsylvanian Woods
pernicious cudgel	Weap (1H)(trade)	30		150 Mus	Smithed from a caustic slime nodule and a slime-covered club
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	Weap (1H)(trade)		30	200 Mys, Chefstaff	October 2011 world event content
unsanitized scalpel	Weap (1H)	25		35 Mus	Dropped by hypocritical medicus (@ 2%?) in the TTT's Roman Forum
primitive alien blowgun	Weap (1H)	25		10 Mox	Dropped by hostile intelligent alien (rarely) on some Spacegate planets
slime knuckles	Weap (1H)(trade)		25	30 Mys	Created using slime globs (1 black, 50 orange, 20 green) dropped by slime blobs, a possible Voting Booth monster candidate
mannequin leg	Weap (1H)(trade)	20		40 Mus, SC	Dropped by the sleaze Infernal Seal (@ 5%) summoned by the figurine found in the Orcish Frat House (both pre- and post-War)
grease cannon	Weap (1H)(trade)	20		35 Mox	Dropped by Travoltron, fightable at the 70s Volcano Discotheque with 3+ Disco Style
Staff of the Grease Trap	Weap (1H)(trade)		20	125 Mys, Chefstaff	Created by Rodoric
Staff of the Scummy Sink	Weap (1H)(trade)		20	125 Mys, Chefstaff	Created by Rodoric
Staff of Frozen Lard	Weap (1H)(trade)		20	200 Mys, Chefstaff	Created by Rodoric
short-handled mop	Weap (1H)	10		67 Mus	Dropped by pygmy janitor (@ 15%) in The Hidden City zones
rare oboe	Weap (1H)	10 (pris)		25 Mox	Dropped by traveling hobo (rarely) in Oliver's Place
gingerbread pistol	Weap (1H)(trade)	10		10 Mox	Sold for 300 sprinkles in the Gingerbread City's Industrial Zone at the Midnight noncom
silent pea shooter	Weap (1H)	10		35 Mox	Dropped by pterodactyl in The Cave Before Time (TTT content)
origami riding crop	Weap (1H)	10			Folded from naughty origami kit (February 2008 IOTM)
warbear oil pan	Weap (1H)		10	SA	Found in warbear requisition box, sometimes
Staff of the Greasefire	Weap (1H)(trade)		10	20 Mys, Chefstaff	Created by Rodoric
White Dragon Fang	Weap (1H)(trade)	9 (pris)		200 Mus	Special sword from the jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
scratch 'n' sniff sword	Weap (1H)(quest)	3X (pris)			Sticker Tome (November 2008 IOTM) content X = number of dragon stickers Disappears on ascension
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow
Hand that Rocks the Ladle	Weap (1H)	5 (pris)			Smith's Tome (December 2013 IOTM) content Smithed using lump of Brituminous coal
double-barreled sling	Weap (1H)	5		20 Mox	Dropped by 4/9 hippies (@ 5%) in The Hippy Camp
potato pistol	Weap (1H)	5		45 Mox	Smithed using t8r tots, herbs, and spices
club of the five seasons	Weap (1H)	5 (pris)		60 Mus	Smithed using a prismatic wad
rainbow crossbow	Weap (1H)	5 (pris)		60 Mox
dreadlock whip	Weap (1H)	5		5 Mus	Dropped by caveman hippy (@ 10%) in the bombed Hippy Camp
The Jokester's gun	Weap (1H)	5 (pris)		50 Mox	Batfellow content
terra cotta tongs	Weap (1H)(trade)	5 (pris)		40 Mys	2020 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	Weap (1H)		5	Chefstaff	Smith's Tome (December 2013 IOTM) content Smithed using lump of Brituminous coal
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	Weap (1H)(trade)	4 (pris)			May 2019 IOTM
Orcish frat-paddle	Weap (1H)	4		20 Mus	Variously acquirable in the Orcish Frat House
demon whip	Weap (1H)	3			Smithed using a demon skin
combat fan	Weap (1H)	3 (pris)		67 Mus	Dropped by fan dancer (@ 5%) the The Copperhead Club
grease gun	Weap (1H)	3		17 Mox	Smithed using cardboard ore and a White Citadel burger
Cerebral Crossbow	Weap (1H)	3		30 Mox	Possible outcome from the Violet Fog induced by astral mushrooms
Sword of Dark Omens	Weap (1H)(trade)	3 (pris)			GameInform correspondence (February 2013 IOTM) content 1 of 8 possible outfit pieces dropped by the final boss of the GameInform Dungeon
obsidian dagger	Weap (1H)(trade)	3 (pris)		10 Mus	Formerly dropped by ancient protector spirit
immense cyborg hand	Weap (1H)	3 (pris)		60 Mus	Crimbo 2007 content
cheap plastic bottle opener	Weap (1H)	2			Obsolete SSPD content
Loathing Legion double prism	Weap (1H)(trade)	2 (pris)			Folded from Loathing Legion knife (January 2011 IOTM)
wumpus-hair whip	Weap (1H)(trade)	2 (pris)			Multi-using 11 wumpus hairs
yohohoyo	Weap (1H)	1 (pris)		65 Mox	Dropped by wacky pirate (@ 5%) on The Poop Deck
deck of lewd playing cards	Off-hand(trade)	69	69	22 Mys	Multi-using 52 lewd playing cards, the SR in Hobopolis's PLD
steely marble	Off-hand		65	85 Mys	Tier 9 marble
latte lovers member's mug	Off-hand(trade)	25		Orcish Frat House (Verge)	October 2018 IOTM Enchantments adjustable from amongst corresponding ingredients collected from specific zones
		25		Old Rubee Mine
		20		Old Landfill
		5 (pris)		Haunted Gallery
disturbing fanfic	Off-hand		30	15 Mys	Dropped by Furry Giant (@ 25%) in the Castle BM
17-ball	Off-hand	20 (pris)			UR found in the Billiards Room
chiffon chamberpot	Off-hand(trade)	10	10		2023 SC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
4-ball	Off-hand	8	8	15 Mys	Dropped by pooltergeist (@ 3%) in the Billiards Room
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	Off-hand		15		AoWoL/LT&T content
cursed arcane orb	Off-hand(quest)	13 (pris)			Dropped by the shadow Lord Spookyraven (AoSOL path only)
complicated device	Off-hand(trade)	1 (pris)	11 (pris)	200 Mys	Obtainable from Grandpa Sea Monkee once (ever)
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	Off-hand(trade)	10			Crimbo 2012 content
Great Wolf's left paw	Off-hand(trade)	10 (pris)		250 Mus, SC	Great Wolf of the Air outfit piece
paint palette	Off-hand	8 (pris)		20 Mys	NEP rare drop
foon of fleshiness	Off-hand		8	10 Mys	Smithed using foon and sleaze powder
can of mixed everything	Off-hand	5 (pris)		30 Mys	Crimbo 2021 content
orcish stud-finder	Off-hand	5		27 Mys	Dropped by smut orc nailer (@ 5%) in The Orc Chasm
oil lamp	Off-hand	5		45 Mus	Multi-using 9 bubblin' crudes
painted shield	Off-hand	2 (pris)		45 Mus	Armorcrafted using the (tamed) Haunted Gallery turtle
Microplushie: Sororitrate	Off-hand(gift)	2			Sometimes summoned with the Thinknerd Grimoire
uncursed arcane orb	Off-hand(quest)	1 (pris)			Ruined version of cursed arcane orb (AoSOL path only)
sebaceous shield	Off-hand	1		2 Mus	Armorcrafted from a bum cheek and the (tamed) SBA turtle
designer sweatpants	Pants(trade)	10+5√S	10+5√S		June 2022 IOTM S = % sweatiness (accrues 2%/fight, including runs, ±1% in hot/cold zones)
transparent pants	Pants	60	60	200 Mox	Dropped by sleaze ghosts in the Dreadsylvanian Village
BRAINS shorts	Pants	40	40	200 Mox	October 2011 world event content
Crimbo stockings	Pants	75		75 Mox, DB	Crimbo 2020 content
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	Pants(trade)	50		250 Mus	Unkillable Skeleton outfit piece
boneana hammock	Pants	20	20	45 Mox	Valhalla revamp content
Danglin' Chad's loincloth	Pants	25		75 Mox	Dropped by the frat war hero Danglin' Chad
marble maebari	Pants(trade)	20		40 Mus	2019 HC Standard ascension reward for Seal Clubber
discarded swimming trunks	Pants	10	10		Dropped by swimming pool monster at the KoL Con Clan Party House
troutsers	Pants(melting)	11 (pris)			VIP Floundry option Disappears on rollover
tinsel tights	Pants(quest)	10			Folded from January's Garbage Tote (January 2018 IOTM)
stylish swimsuit	Pants	10		5 Mus, ♂	Found when diving in the VIP Swimming Pool, sometimes
electric pants	Pants	10 (pris)		30 Mox	Crimbo 2021 content
furry skirt	Pants	5		60 Mox	Armorcrafted using furry fur
furry kilt
furry pants
pair of plants	Pants	5 (pris)		15 Mox	Dropped by Venus mantrap (rarely) in The Deep Dark Jungle
pygmy briefs	Pants	5		67 Mox	Dropped by pygmy witch lawyer in the Hidden Park/Apartment/Office
wrought-iron waders	Pants(trade)	5 (pris)		40 Mox	2017 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
porcelain plus-fours	Pants(trade)	4 (pris)		40 Mox	2015 HC Standard ascension reward for Turtle Tamer
pearl necklace	Acc(quest)	23	37	37 Mox	Sold at the XO Shop for 37 Os Disappears on ascension
slicksilver ring	Acc1 only(trade)	20	40	10 Mys	LT&T (February 2016 IOTM) content
Sketcherz™	Acc	20	25	60 Mys	Dropped by sketchy van on A Deserted Stretch of I-911 (grimstone content: hare)
deep-fried key	Acc1 only*(quest)	15	30		Low Key Summer content Disappears on ascension
Mudflap-Girl Ring	Acc1 only	40		60 Mys	Jewelrycrafted from a tawdry amethyst (rare sleaze wad replacement)
Mudflap-Girl Necklace			40
soggy elf shoes	Acc1 only	40		20 Mox	Crimbo 2019 content
Crimbomega drive chain	Acc1 only	20	20		Crimbo 2014 content
rainbow pearl ring	Acc1 only	40 (pris)		200 Mys	Jewelrycrafted from a rainbow pearl
Juju Mojo Mask, with Gaze of the Trickster God intrinsic	Acc1 only	30		Mask tuned to moxie	July 2010 IOTM Use a combat item or a skill flagged as moxie class while the Mask is untuned
amber aviator shades	Acc1 only	30		85 Mys	Dropped by lounge lizardfish (@ 5%) in The Dive Bar
Chester's Aquarius medallion	Acc1 only(trade)		30	200 Mys	Chester non-outfit drop
combat lover's locket	Acc1 only*(trade)	25		Pirate	February 2022 IOTM Enchantments vary on most recently reminisced monster
			25	default/ Mer-kin
Jefferson wings	Acc	20		65 Mys	Dropped by Jefferson pilots (@ 5%) in A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
pacifier necklace	Acc1 only(quest)	20		60 Mox	Dropped by running man at the Volcano Lair during the DB nemesis quest Disappears on ascension
Chester's sunglasses	Acc1 only(trade)	20		200 Mox	Chester non-outfit drop
Chester's moustache	Acc1 only(trade)	20		200 Mox, DB	Chester outfit piece
ghost of a necklace	Acc(trade)	8	8	15 Mys	Received from Lady Spookyraven after completing her first floor quest
Yuleviathan necklace	Acc1 only	15 (pris)		40 Mys	Crimbo 2019 content
fiberglass fannypack	Acc1 only(trade)	15		40 Mys	2018 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
kick-ass kicks	Acc1 only	10		65 Mys	Sold at the wartime Frat House for 15 quarters, and dropped by many war frats
clown car key	Acc1 only*(quest)	10 (pris)			Low Key Summer content Disappears on ascension
malevolent medallion	Acc1 only(trade)	10 (pris)		150 Mys	Smithed from a caustic slime nodule and a slime-covered compass
sweat socks	Acc	5	5		Dropped by "monsters" in The Inner Wolf Gym
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	Acc1 only(trade)	5 (pris)			June 2017 IOTM Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
tiny plastic Beelzebozo	Acc	5			Sometimes found in Spooky Surprise Eggs
bejeweled cufflinks	Acc1 only(gift)	3 (pris)		45 Mys	Sometimes drops from VIP Klaw Game
antique nutcracker beard	Acc1 only(trade)	3 (pris)		30 Mys	Crimbo 2019 content
tie-dyed fannypack	Acc1 only(trade)	2 (pris)		10 Mys	Dropped by the Old Landfill proto pack (August 2016 IOTM) ghost
pirate radio ring	Acc1 only(trade)	2 (pris)			Sold in the PR (April 2019 IOTM zone) Fun-a-Log for 1,000 FunPoints
reinforced furry underpants	Acc	2			Armorcrafted from a bar skin and the (tamed) Haunted Conservatory turtle
tiny plastic fax machine	Acc	2 (pris)			Crimbo 2010 content
shamanic beads	Acc	1 (pris)		47 Mys	Dropped by swamp beaver shaman in Canadia's Swamp Beaver Territory
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	Acc	1 (pris)			Crimbo 2013 content
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	Acc	1			Crimbo 2013 content
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	Acc	1 (pris)			Crimbo 2013 content
tiny plastic Crimbomination	Acc	1 (pris)			Crimbo 2009 content
Big Wisniewski mask	Mask	40	40	DD	Worn by The Man
The Man mask	Mask	40	40	DD	Worn by The Big Wisniewski

Bonuses From Effects

Effect	Damage Bonus	Spell Damage Bonus	Source (Type)	Duration	Acquisition
(Passive)	15		Ribald Memories	Always	AoSOL path (Pig Skinner) only
Other Path Exclusive Path Effect Damage Bonus Spell Damage Bonus Source (Type) Duration Acquisition Gelatinous Noob (Passive) 11 Thrustable Pelvis Always Skill 125 (Passive) 9 Flop Sweat Always Skill 124 (Passive) 7 Oily Scalp Always Skill 123 (Passive) 5 Waxy Ears Always Skill 122 (Passive) 3 Sweaty Palms Always Skill 121
Dirty Pear	x2	x2	DIRT pizza (size 3 food)	Autosell-based	November 2019 IOTM in your Workshed Reliably grants effects whose names begin with a uniquely identifying 4 (or less) letters, corresponding to the pizza ingredients
			Wish	20 turns	September 2017 IOTM
			pear supersucker (potion)	30 turns	Crimbo 2011 content
Bendin' Hell	x2 (pris)	x2 (pris)	Bend Hell (1x/day skill)	1 turn	Skillbook (Hell and How I Bent It, tradable) sold for 20 buffalo dimes at the LT&T (February 2016 IOTM) store Note: Ideal candidate for stone wool's effect-extension!
Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover	100		FIFT pizza (size 3 food)	Autosell-based	See top Dirty Pear note above
			Wish	20 turns	September 2017 IOTM
			Dreadsylvania noncom	100 turns	Village: Estate → Family Plot → "Read some tombstones"
Painted-On Bikini	50	50	PAI* pizza (size 3 food)	Autosell-based	See above
			Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" (potion)	50 turns	Sold in the charter airport shop for 125 Beach Bucks
Orcmouth	40	40	Mysterious Island iced tea (size 1 booze)	40 turns	Mixed using Robortender's Orc drop and tequila
Blood-Gorged	40	40	vial of blood simple syrup (potion)	20 turns	Halloween candy for Count Drunkula's outfit
Shortened	25	50	barrel cracker (size 1 food)	40 turns	Barrel God shrine (September 2015 IOTM) content
In a Lather	20 (pris)	40 (pris)	Sockdollager (size 2 booze)	25 turns	Available at the VIP Speakeasy, usable 3x/day
Gutterminded	50		Buttery Knob (size 2 booze)	5 turns	Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
			Slippery Knob (size 2 booze)	10 turns
			Flaming Knob (size 2 booze)	15 turns
Cuts Like a Buttered Knife	50		bag of lard (potion)	10 turns	Whitey's Grove SR
Greasy Visage		50	can of Adultwitch™ (size 2 food)	20 turns	Dropped by sketchy van on A Deserted Stretch of I-911 (grimstone content: hare)
Witch's Brood		50 (pris)	witch's brew (potion)	50 turns	Leaderboard reward (grimstone content: witch)
Why So Serious?	25 (pris)	25 (pris)	Jokester makeup (potion)	25 turns	Batfellow content
It Went Through All Right	25	25	drive-thru burger (size 1 food)	40 turns	Crimbo 2020 content
Wine-Frisky	3X		[1980-D(2/7)] Vampire Vintner wine (size 1 booze)	12 turns	Dropped by Vampire Vintner (October 2021 IOTM) X = round(ln(D*))+4 Wine strength (X) Dmg threshold (D) Avg dmg/fight 11 665 52 12 1,808 140 13 4,914 378 14 13,359 1,028 15 36,315 2,794 16 98,715 7,594 17 268,337 20,642
Slippery Tongue	20	20	extremely slippery nipple (size 1 booze)	40 turns	Mixed from Robortender's Orc drop and tequila
Human-Slime Hybrid	20	20	Gene Tonic: Slime (potion)	30 turns, or intrinsic	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab (April 2014 IOTM) workshed content DNA extraction syringe, filled vs said phylum
Inappropriate Spirit	20	20	Steam-Powered Cheerleader	1 turn	September 2013 IOTM Granted at the beginning of combat, sometimes
Anti-Freezing	20	20	anti-freeze cream (potion)	20 turns	Cold Medicine Cabinet (December 2022 IOTM) content Cream selection is based somehow on types of damage taken in previous combats
Anti-Goosebumped	20	20	anti-goosebump cream (potion)	20 turns
Buzzed on Distillate	3X	5X	drinking from tiny stillsuit (size 1 booze)	D/5* turns	D = drams of sweat X ~= D/E, depending on the bearer: E Familiar Other enchantments 4 Star Starfish Globmule / Waifuton / Tickle-Me Emilio +item% 5 Ungulant / Feather Boa Constrictor +item% Slimeling / Putty Buddy +item%, +food%
Oiled, Slick	15	15	Beach Comb beach head (each 1x/day)	50 turns	Beach Comb (July 2019 IOTM) content
Sleazy Hands	10	20	lotion of sleaziness (potion)	Sauciness-based	Saucecrafted using sleaze powder
Hangdog	30		wet dog (size 3 food)	30 turns	Available at the VIP Hot Dog Stand, usable 1x/day
The Two-Prong Crown	30		Green Manalishi (size 3 booze)	30 turns	Dropped by fleet woodsman (@ 20%) in the Mob of Protesters
Improprie Tea	30		cuppa Improprie tea (potion)	30 turns	potted tea tree (KoL Con item) content
Buttery, Boy	30		Buttery Boy (size 3 booze)	20 turns	Mixed from Guzzlr cocktail set and Dish of Clarified Butter (final stage God Lobster experience boon)
Yoloswagyoloswag	15	15	Yolo™ chocolates (potion)	5 turns	Halloween candy for SBB Brogre outfit
Boschface	25 (pris)		Elizabeth's paintbrush (potion)	25 turns	Dropped by Elizabeth Spookyraven at the culmination of her Lights Out Quest (minimum 222 turns, ending in the Gallery)
Lubed	25		seal lube (potion)	10 turns	Dropped by the sleaze Infernal Seal (@ 35%) summoned by the figurine found in the Orcish Frat House (both pre- and post-War)
Doubly Spookily Greasy	20		Coal Hopper → Refinery	8 turns	Received at the start of combat, with Model Train Set (December 2022 IOTM) installed, when the train reaches Ectoplasmic Oil Refinery after having just passed the Coal Hopper
Puddingface	20		amok pudding (size 2 food)	20 turns	Dropped by amok putty in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Greased	20		HITS	10 turns	BM adventure, found after creating the star key
All Rainbow-y	10 (pris)	10 (pris)	fruity pebble (size 1 spleensie)	30 turns	Day 4-6 Rock Garden (January 2023 IOTM) content
Blessing of the Pervy Noodles		20	handful of crafty noodles (potion)	10 turns	November 2013 world event
Takin' It Greasy	15		Grease Up (skill)	10 turns	Skillbook (Now You're Cooking With Grease, tradable) sold for 300 Beach Bucks at SBB's Souvenir Shop
Benetton's Medley of Diversity	15 (pris)		(skill)	Accordion-based	Caster must be AT; recipient must be lvl 15
			recording	20 turns	Created by AT post-Nemesis or via the warbear LP-ROM burner workshed
Rainbow Bright	15 (pris)		prismatic wad (size 3 spleensie)	10 turns	Combination of all five elemental wads, via Rainbow Gravitation
Greasy Peasy	15		robot grease (potion)	30 turns	Dropped (@ 15%) by robots in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Spoon Boon	5 (pris)	10 (pris)	hewn moon-rune spoon equipped at rollover	50 turns	June 2019 IOTM
Belch the Rainbow™	X (pris)		Piddles (potion)	10 turns	X = your level (capped at 11) Dropped by Stocking Mimic (December 2009 IOTM) with its bag equipped, sometimes
Spookily Greasy	10		Refinery	8 turns	Received at the start of combat, with Model Train Set (December 2022 IOTM) installed, when the train reaches Ectoplasmic Oil Refinery
Voting Booth local initiative	10		Voting Booth, sometimes	All day	November 2018 IOTM (voter registration form) content Available options seeded by class, path, and day
Slimy Hands	10		Tea Party buff (1x/day) with a 14-char hat	30 turns	VIP Looking Glass content (in the "DRINK ME" zone)
Slimy Flavor	10		slimy paste (size 4 spleensie)	10 turns	Stomping on a Slime with a charged Pair of Stomping Boots (August 2011 IOTM)
Basted	10		Pandamonium Slums	10 turns	BM adventure, found after having obtained the steel margarita
Supafly	10		sleaze wad (size 1 spleensie)	10 turns	Pulverize: Smashing equipment (power 140+) with either Sleaze damage or Stench/Hot res enchantments Combining sleaze nuggets Cycling elemental type by cooking with twinkly wads (Hot → Cold → Spooky → Stench → Sleaze → Hot)
Video... Games?	5 (pris)	5 (pris)	defective Game Grid token (1x/day)	5 turns	Found (rarely) in the Game Grid (June 2010 IOTM content) Jackass Plumber machine
			bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (size 1 food)		In-season path reward for The Source
damage.enh	5 (pris)		Source Terminal enhancement	100 turns (max)	June 2016 IOTM, with file installed
Colorful Gratitude	5 (pris)		cigar box turtle (potion)	15 turns	Turtle Taming in high-level indoor locations (including: Copperhead, Zeppelin, Wine Cellar, and the 4 Hidden City side zones)
Elemental Flavor	5 (pris)		elemental paste (size 4 spleensie)	10 turns	Stomping on an Elemental with a charged Pair of Stomping Boots (August 2011 IOTM)
Elemental Mastery	5 (pris)		Buttery Knob (size 2 booze)	5 turns	Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
			Slippery Knob (size 2 booze)	10 turns
			Flaming Knob (size 2 booze)	15 turns
Ooh, Umami!	5		Eating with Magic Tongue active (from magicberry tablets), sometimes	10 turns	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts (December 2012 IOTM) content
Corona de la Salsa	5 (pris)		Mini-Sauceror, as a lvl 15+ AT	10 turns	June 2013 IOTM
Amorous	5		shingle (potion)	10 turns	Dropped by a Frat Boy (@ 25%) in the Orcish Frat House
			Angry Farmer's Wife Candy (potion)		Halloween candy for duct tape outfit
Sleazy Jellied	5		sleaze jelly (size 1 spleensie)	50 turns	Space Jellyfish (January 2017 IOTM) content
			toast with sleaze jelly (size 1 food)	25 turns	Cooked using toast
Altered Wavelengths	5 (pris)		papier-mochi (potion)	40 turns	Tome of Rad Libs (KoL Con item) content
Powder Power	5 (pris)		sachet of strange powder (size 1 spleensie)	40 turns	FantasyRealm (April 2018 IOTM zone) content
Crudé	5		crude crudités (potion)	10 turns	Halloween candy for bubblin' crude outfit
Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife	5		Elvish delight (potion)	3 turns	Halloween candy for Pork Elf Prizes
Cinco Elementos	X (pris)		Cinco Mayo Lager (size 3 booze)	5 turns	Cinco de Mayo IV content X = turns of effect (capped at 2500)
Sleazy Weapon	3		sleaze nuggets (potion)	5 turns	Pulverize: Smashing equipment (power 80-175) with either Sleaze damage or Stench/Hot res enchantments Combining sleaze powders
Your Favorite Flavor	3 (pris)		mystery lollipop (potion)	5 turns	Halloween candy for the Fortune Teller psychic outfit
Stained	3 (pris)		stained hard candy (potion)	20 turns	Halloween candy for the 2021 HC Standard ascension reward outfit
All Glory To the Toad	2 (pris)		colorful toad (potion)	10 turns	Dropped by pygmy shaman in the Hidden Apartment
Tasting the Rainbow	2 (pris)		rainbow jellybean (potion)	5 turns	Halloween candy for the Fortune Teller genie outfit
Cholestoriffic	X	X	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O (potion)	1 turn	X = turns of effect (capped at 100) Halloween candy for Chester's outfit, or (indirectly) for Hodgman's outfit
Frosty the Hitman	0-2		disintegrating sheet music (potion)	10 turns	Probably doesn't count towards checks?
Force of Mayo Be With You	X		Soaking (1x/day) in The Mayo Clinic	20 turns	X = blood mayo level (uncapped) May 2015 IOTM in your Workshed Ways to increase your (uncapped!) BML: Use any Prescription-Strength Mayo: +1 Use Mayonex: additional +1 for each adv the food would have given Use Mayo de Mayo™ mayo: +5 (Soaking: +0)
			Mayonex (food additive)	1 turn for each adv the food would have given
			Mayo de Mayo™ mayo (potion)	5 turns

Damage Tuning

Sheepskinned

Flavour of Magic: Spirit of Bacon Grease (Pastamancer spells only)

Sinful Desires (Pastamancer spells only)

Chester's Aquarius medallion (Pastamancer spells only)

Sleazeform

Combat Damage

The following sources directly deal sleaze damage in combat:

Skills/Spells

Offensive Joke: 30-40

Inappropriate Backrub: scales

Grease Lightning: strikes scale like Saucegeyser

Spray Hot Grease, with warbear oil pan equipped: like Saucestorm, instead of Cold

The following Pastamancer spells, sometimes (or always, if tuned): Ravioli Shurikens Cannelloni Cannon Stuffed Mortar Shell Weapon of the Pastalord (half)

Sing Along, with SongBoom set to "These Fists Were Made for Punchin'": X (pris), X = LVL

Flash Headlight, in AoSP, with a Blacklight Bulb installed: scales

Flash Headlight, in AoSP, with a Party Bulb installed: scales (pris)

Storm of the Scarab, in Ed: scales (pris)

Rainbow, in HR: 6-7 (pris)

Unleash the Greash, from the Takin' It Greasy effect: converts turns of effect to damage

Sleazy Breath, from the effect received when eating sleazy hi mein

Give Your Opponent "The Bird", after using a tasty louse while in Birdform: scales

Blow a Robo-Kiss, with unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape equipped, set to Robot Police: "Kiss Me": scales to 20% of monster's HP, min 50

Blow Wolf Whistle, with wolf whistle equipped: 100

Chefstaff jiggling: Staff of the Grease Trap: 35-40 Staff of the Scummy Sink: 35-40 Staff of Frozen Lard: 30-40 Staff of the Greasefire: 8-12 The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff: 5X-6X, X = cans

Utensil Twist, with Hand that Rocks the Ladle equipped: 10-12 (pris)

Paint Job, with paint palette equipped: 8 (pris)

Sweat Flick and Sweat Spray, with designer sweatpants equipped

Haggis Kick, with haggis socks equipped: 8-10

Cowboy Kick, with your cowboy boots equipped, with slicksilver spurs: scales to 10% of mus

LUBE, with Crimbomega drive chain equipped: 7X-8X, X = Crimbot Outfit Power

Hypnotize Hobo, with Tawdry Tramp Togs equipped, in Hobopolis: 2-3x enemy's remaining HP

Paraffin Prism, with any 2020 SC ascension rewards equipped: scales to paraffin equipped (pris)

Combat Items

love song of naughty innuendo: scales with mox

cursed dirty joke scroll: scales with mox

groupie lipstick: 150-250

flirtatious feather: 80-120

grubby woolball: 30 (no-trade; Hobo in Sheep's Clothing content)

pint of sweat: 25-30

projectile chemistry set: 20-30 (pris)

rainbow bomb: 20-30 (pris)

death blossom: 20-25 (pris)

naughty paper shuriken: 15-20, if can't drop pants

painted turtle: 10-20 (pris)

onion shurikens: 10-15

shadow glass: 10 (pris) for 3 rounds

chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli: 8-10

paint bomb: 5-10 (pris), and more ongoing

d8: Xd8 (pris), X = ceiling((LVL+1)/3)

tomayohawk-style reflex hammer: X ~= blood-mayo concentration (reusable; melting; Mayo Clinic content)

Passive Damage

Crown of Thrones/Buddy Bjorn containing: Cuddlefish: 15-30 Cat Burglar: 10-30 Melodramedary: 10-30 Hovering Skull: 15-25 Chauvinist Pig: 15-25 Grouper Groupie: 15-25 Teddy Bear: 15-25 Teddy Borg: 15-25 XO Skeleton: 4-32 Baby Mayonnaise Wasp: 10-20 Howling Balloon Monkey: 10-15 Chocolate Lab: 5-10 Frumious Bandersnatch: 2-4 (pris) Sausage Golem

porcelain porkpie: adds a matching sleaze component to PM spells

chiffon chemise: 11

sleazy bindle: 70-100 on crit

Mr. Haggis: 4-5

Folder Holder, with rainbow unicorn folder inserted: 10-20 (pris) stinging

groovy prism necklace: 5 (pris) stinging

old school calculator watch: 1-2, sometimes

warbear laser beacon, as a DB: 3 * (1 + Disco Momentum) (pris)

ant hoe: 10-12

grape troll doll: 3-5 after being used in combat

pint of sweat: 10-15 after being used in combat

paint bomb: 5-10 (pris) after being used in combat

The following familiars deal sleaze damage: Feather Boa Constrictor Hippo Ballerina Knob Goblin Organ Grinder Midget Clownfish Mini-Hipster Sleazy Gravy Fairy Mini-PM at level 15+ (pris) Shorter-Order Cook (pris) Mu (pris) Crimbo Shrub, with Rainbow-Covered Lights (pris) or Blacklights

Resistance

warning: this section only updated through Aug 2021

What cares about your sleaze resistance (X)?

• √(mox/30 * (1+X)) bridge parts (floored, max 14) are dropped by the Orc Chasm's Blech House moxie route

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot	Resistance Bonus	Prereqs	Acquisition
Ceramic Suit	Outfit(trade) (Hat, Back, 1H Weap, Offhand, Pants, Acc)	+5 (pris)	40 Mus, 40 Mys, 40 Mox	2015 HC Standard ascension rewards outfit
Slimesuit	Outfit(trade) (Hat, Pants, Acc)	+3 (pris)	200 Mys, 200 Mox	Mother Slime outfit
Mushroom Masquerade	Outfit(quest) (Hat, Offhand, Pants, Acc)	+3 (pris)		mushroom slab foldable outfit Disappears on ascension
Topiaria	Outfit (Hat, Pants, Acc)	+2 (pris)		Requires a total of 18 topiary nugglets
Miming Regalia	Outfit (Hat, Shirt, Pants, Acc, Acc)	+2 (pris)		Crimbo 2017 content outfit
Primitive Radio Duds	Outfit (Hat, Pants, Acc)	+1 (pris)	60 Mys, 60 Mox	Radio KoL content outfit
Iunion Crown	Hat(trade)	X	Orc Chasm	June 2020 IOTM Charge increases on the 1st, 4th, and 9th (etc.) combats won each day in said zones, but markedly decays on rollover
			Oil Peak
			Hidden Bowling Alley
Mu cap	Hat(quest)	4 (pris)		Sold at The Pokémporium for 50 bills Disappears on ascension
orange peel hat	Hat	3 (pris)	85 Mox	Dropped by the frat war hero Glass of Orange Juice on The Battlefield
gold crown	Hat	3	60 Mox	GameInform correspondence (February 2013 IOTM) content
hardened slime hat	Hat(trade)	3 (pris)	200 Mox	Mother Slime outfit piece
oil cap	Hat	2	42 Mox	Multi-using 8 bubblin' crudes
tin tam	Hat(trade)	2 (pris)		Multi-using 8 fancy tin beer cans
hazmat helmet	Hat(trade)	2 (pris)	85 Mox	Sold at Dinseylandfill's store for 25 FunFunds™
warbear plain ushanka	Hat(trade)	2 (pris)	10 mus	Multi-using 9 warbear helm fragments (Crimbo 2013 content)
yellow traffic cone	Hat(trade)	2	15 Mox	Obsolete SSPD content
helm of the white knight	Hat	1 (pris)	15 Mox	VIP Looking Glass content Sold for 30,000 meat in the "DRINK ME" zone store
sea cowboy hat	Hat	1 (pris)	85 Mox	Armorcrafted using sea leather
clingfilm cap	Hat(trade)	1 (pris)	60 Mox	Multi-using 9 bits of clingfilm
Crown of Thrones / Buddy Bjorn	Hat / Back	2 (pris)	Bad Vibe	May 2010 / February 2014 IOTMs Enchantment depends on enthroned/enbackened familiar
			Bulky Buddy Box
			Exotic Parrot
			Holiday Log
			Pet Coral
			Pet Rock
			Toothsome Rock
			Twitching Space Critter
unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape	Back(trade)	3 (pris)	Set to Vampire Slicer: "Hold Me"	November 2020 IOTM
stained glass serape	Back(trade)	3	40 Mox	2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
wicker slicker	Back(trade)	3		2016 SC Standard ascension reward for Turtle Tamer
vampyric cloake with Misty Form active	Back(trade)	2 (pris)		March 2019 IOTM Transformations can be used (in total) 10x/day and 1x/fight
frozen turtle shell	Back	2	50 Mus, TT	Castle GF tamed turtle
elf army poncho	Back(melting)	2 (pris)		Dropped by Elf Operative, sometimes Disappears on rollover
rubber cape	Back	2 (pris)	85 Mys	Multi-using 11 rubber nubbins
bony back shell	Back(quest)	2 (pris)		Path of the Plumber content Disappears on ascension
whatsit-covered turtle shell	Back	1 (pris)	20 Mus, TT	Guano Junction tamed turtle
palm-frond cloak	Back	1 (pris)	75 Mys	Multi-using 7 palm fronds
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Shirt(trade)	5 (pris)	200 Mus	Speed Hobopolis reward
Jurassic Parka	Shirt(trade)	1 (pris)		September 2022 IOTM
		+2	Spikolodon mode
Dragonscale breastplate	Shirt(trade)	3 (pris)	40 Mus	FantasyRealm (April 2018 IOTM zone) boss drop
shark jumper	Shirt	3 (pris)	85 Mus	Dropped by decent white shark in The Briniest Deepests
fresh coat of paint	Shirt(trade)	2?		Seeded based on path and day
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	Shirt	2 (pris)		Wishing "for a blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail"
conquistador's breastplate	Shirt(trade)	2 (pris)		Sold in the PR (April 2019 IOTM zone) Fun-a-Log for 1,000 FunPoints
famous blue raincoat	Shirt(melting)	2 (pris)		Heavy Rains content Disappears on rollover
bat-ass leather jacket	Shirt	1 (pris)	77 Mus	Armorcrafted using leathery bat skin (from the Upper Chamber tomb bat)
gnauga hide vest	Shirt	1 (pris)	25 Mus	Armorcrafted using gnauga hide
KoL Con 13 T-shirt	Shirt	2		Dropped by drunk congoers in TTT's KoL Con Clan Party House or 12 West Main
Bloodbath	2H Weap(trade)	2 (pris)	200 Mus	Special sword from the jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
hand-carved staff	2H Weap(trade)	1 (pris)	30 Mus	Little Canadia quest content
Sword of Procedural Generation	2H Weap(trade)	1-5, maybe	200 Mus	Special sword from the jar of psychoses (Jick)
sea-worn candlestick	Weap (1H)(trade)	3	50 Mus	Obtainable from Grandpa Sea Monkee once (ever)
teflon spatula	Weap (1H)	3	85 Mys	Meatsmithed from Sea components
clown whip	Weap (1H)	2		Meatsmithed using clown skin
Dinsey's pizza cutter	Weap (1H)(trade)	2 (pris)	100 Mys	Dropped by Wart Dinsey (as a Pastamancer)
elven tambourine	Weap (1H)	2 (pris)		Crimbo 2015 content
titanium assault umbrella	Weap (1H)	1 (pris)	50 Mus	Dropped by Spunky Princess (@ 10%) in the Airship
can of maces	Weap (1H)	1	10 Mox	Sometimes in the second DD chest
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	Weap (1H)(trade)	1 (pris)		May 2019 IOTM
		+3 (pris)	Daily upgrade
ghostly dagger	Weap (1H)	1 (pris)	40 Mus	Dropped by ghost actor in TTT's Globe Theatre Backstage
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	Off-hand	5 (pris)	85 Mus	UR found on The Icy Peak
six-rainbow shield	Off-hand	3 (pris)	70 Mus	Armorcrafted from wonderwall shield (dropped by oasis monster @ ~5%) and a prismatic wad
latte lovers member's mug	Off-hand(trade)	3	Road to White Citadel	October 2018 IOTM Enchantments adjustable from amongst corresponding ingredients collected from specific zones
Unkillable Skeleton's shield	Off-hand(trade)	3 (pris)	100 Mus	The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode) drop
standards and practices guide	Off-hand(trade)	2	10 Mys	Dropped by the Orc Chasm proto pack (August 2016 IOTM) ghost
ox-head shield	Off-hand(melting)	2 (pris)	10 Mus	Dropped by Witchess Ox Disappears on rollover
discarded finger painting	Off-hand(quest)	2 (pris)		Dropped by an unequipped Left-Hand Man, sometimes Disappears on ascension
battered hubcap	Off-hand	2 (pris)	65 Mus	Dropped by Bailey's Beetle (@ ~25%) on The Battlefield (if the gremlins were completed as a hippy)
party crasher	Off-hand(trade)	2 (pris)	20 Mus	Received in NEP favor #5
HOA regulation book	Off-hand(trade)	2 (pris)	100 Mus	Zombie HOA (Hard Mode) drop
Loathing Legion pizza stone	Off-hand(trade)	1 (pris)		Folded from Loathing Legion knife (January 2011 IOTM)
polyalloy shield	Off-hand	1 (pris)	55 Mus	Crimbo 2007 content
Shield of Icy Fate	Off-hand(trade)	1 (pris)		GameInform correspondence (February 2013 IOTM) content 1 of 8 possible outfit pieces dropped by the final boss of the GameInform Dungeon
troutsers	Pants(melting)	5 (pris)		VIP Floundry option
Greatest American Pants with Super Structure activated	Pants	5 (pris)		September 2010 IOTM
Mayor Ghost's khakis	Pants(trade)	5	250 Mys, PM	Mayor Ghost outfit piece
burning paper jorts	Pants(melting)	3		Shaped from burning newspaper Disappears on rollover
slime waders	Pants(trade)	3	30 Mys	Created using slime globs (1 black, 10 orange, 30 green) dropped by slime blobs, a possible Voting Booth monster candidate
hardened slime pants	Pants(trade)	3 (pris)	200 Mox	Mother Slime outfit piece
Zombo's grievous greaves	Pants(trade)	3	200 Mus, TT	Zombo outfit piece
The Necbromancer's Shorts	Pants(trade)	3	200 Mox	October 2011 world event content
pantogram pants	Pants(melting)	2		November 2017 IOTM Disappears on rollover
whittled shorts	Pants(quest)	2 (pris)		Distant Woods Getaway Brochure (August 2019 IOTM) content Whittled from 5 sticks of firewood Disappears on ascension
waders	Pants	2 (pris)	30 Mox	Beach Comb (July 2019 IOTM) content
Pantsgiving	Pants	2 (pris)		November 2013 IOTM
Crimbylow-rise jeans	Pants	2 (pris)	15 Mox	Crimbo 2019 content
warbear long johns	Pants(trade)	2 (pris)	10 Mox	Multi-using 9 warbear trouser fragments Crimbo 2013 content
turtlemail breeches	Pants	2	25 Mox	Multi-using 5 turtlemail bits
white satin pants	Pants	2	5 Mox	Dropped by Knight in White Satin (@ 15%) in Whitey's Grove
Vicar's Tutu	Pants	1 (pris)		Smith's Tome (December 2013 IOTM) content Smithed using lump of Brituminous coal
duct tape dockers	Pants(trade)	1 (pris)	82 Mox	Multi-using 12 duct tape
dungeoneer's dungarees	Pants	1 (pris)		Found in The Limerick Dungeon
snailmail breeches	Pants	1 (pris)	67 Mox	Multi-using 5 snailmail bits
Drunkula's silky pants	Pants(trade)	1	250 Mys, SA	Count Drunkula outfit piece
rainbow pearl earring	Acc1 only	9 (pris)	200 Mys	Jewelrycrafted from a rainbow pearl
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	Acc1 only(trade)	5		June 2017 IOTM Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
training legwarmers	Acc1 only(quest)	5 (pris)		Dropped at The Snojo after the 11th free fight on Myst mode Disappears on ascension
Pocket Square of Loathing	Acc1 only(trade)	5 (pris)	150 Mys	Dropped by Dad Sea Monkee
Treads of Loathing	Acc1 only(trade)	5	150 Mus	Smithed from Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred (DB scholar path) and Ass-Stompers of Violence (SC gladiator path)
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Acc1 only(trade)	4 (pris)	holographic fractal folder	August 2013 IOTM
tonguebone	Acc1 only	4	200 Mys	Dropped by sleaze skeleton (@ 0.1%) in Dreadsylvanian Castle)
combat lover's locket	Acc1 only*(trade)	3	Orc	February 2022 IOTM Enchantments vary on most recently reminisced monster
LOV Earrings	Acc1 only(melting)	3 (pris)		LOV Tunnel mox equipment Disappears on rollover
topiary necktie	Acc	3		Multi-using 6 topiary nugglets
Ice-Cold Beerring	Acc1 only	3	60 Mys	Jewelrycrafted from a glacial sapphire (rare cold wad replacement)
Unspeakable Earring	Acc1 only	3	60 Mys	Jewelrycrafted from an unearthly onyx (rare spooky wad replacement)
deep-fried key	Acc1 only*(quest)	3		Low Key Summer content Disappears on ascension
plexiglass pinky ring	Acc1 only(trade)	3 (pris)	75 Mys	HC Oxygenarian ascension reward for Sauceror
hardened slime belt	Acc1 only(trade)	3 (pris)	200 Mys	Mother Slime outfit piece
miming gloves	Acc1 only	3		Crimbo 2017 content
Frosty's carrot	Acc1 only(trade)	3	200 Mys, SC	Frosty outfit piece
round green sunglasses	Acc1 only	2	80 Mys	Dropped by Green Ops Soldier (@ 5%) on the Battlefield
your cowboy boots	Acc1 only*(quest)	2 (pris)	thicksilver spurs	LT&T content Other options include +20% items, +5 adv/day, and +30% init
grubby wool gloves	Acc1 only(trade)	2		Shaped from grubby wool (dropped by Hobo in Sheep's Clothing)
perfume-soaked bandana	Acc1 only	2 (pris)	15 Mys	Dropped by fishy and flashy pirates (@ 5%) at Dinseylandfill's Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	Acc1 only	2		Pen Pal (May 2011 IOTM) correspondence content
rubber gloves	Acc	2	12 Mys	Dropped by clean-room daemon in the Triad Factory (jar of psychoses content)
warbear warscarf	Acc1 only(trade)	2 (pris)	10 Mys	Multi-using 9 warbear accoutrements chunks
Krampus Horn	Acc1 only(trade)	2 (pris)	40 Mys	Crimbo 2016 content
tiny plastic Crimborgatron	Acc	2		Crimbo 2015 content
ghost of a necklace	Acc(trade)	1 (pris)	15 Mys	Received from Lady Spookyraven after completing her first floor quest
head mirror	Acc	1 (pris)	62 Mys	Dropped by pygmy witch surgeon in the Hospital, or (sometimes) in the Park dumpster
psychic's amulet	Acc(trade)	1 (pris)	35 Mys	VIP Fortune Teller content
disbelief suspenders	Acc	1	10 Mys	Dropped by decent lumberjack (@ 10%) in Camp Logging Camp
round purple sunglasses	Acc1 only	1	70 Mys	Part of the hippy war outfit; dropped by many war hippies
brazen bracelet	Acc(trade)	1	65 Mus	Received by Turtle Tamers when opening the reward from the third (Future) agua de vida quest (June 2009 IOTM content)
tiny plastic wild beaver	Acc	1		Crimbo 2018 content
tiny plastic Crimborgatron	Acc	1		Crimbo 2015 content
cheap elven gloves	Acc	1		Crimbo 2008 content
Trick-or-Treating Tot + li'l candy corn costume	Familiar + Fam Equip	5 (pris)		Costume sold for 1,000 meat in The General Store
Exotic Parrot	Familiar	1+X (pris)	17+20X lbs	Sold at The Black Market for 500,000 meat
Mu	Familiar			Poké garden (March 2018 IOTM) content

Bonuses From Effects

Effect	Resistance Bonus	Source (Type)	Duration	Acquisition
(Passive)	3	Unoffendable	Always	Skillbook (History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX, tradable) sold for 300 Beach Bucks at SBB's Souvenir Shop
(Passive)	2	Heart of Polyester	Always	Disco Bandit skill
Path Exclusive Path Effect Resistance Bonus Source (Type) Duration Acquisition You, Robot (Passive) Weather Control Algorithms 2 (pris) Always CPU Upgrade (Weap slot) Reflective Shard 3 (pris) Until replaced Left Arm option (costs 5 Scrap to swap in) Path of the Plumber (Passive) Rainbow Shield 2 (pris) Always Badge n sold for 25+25n at the Badge Shop Dark Gyffte Mist Form (skill) 4 (pris) Until replaced (intrinsic) Middle tree, rank 5 Spectral Awareness (skill) 2 (pris) 20 turns, or until replaced Right tree, rank 4 (Ensorcelee slot) Ensorceling an Elemental X (pris) Until replaced X = monster attack / 50, rounded up, capped at 30 Disguises Delimit (Mask slot) punk mask 9 Until replaced Seeded randomly (Mask slot) Groar's mask 4 (pris) Until replaced Worn by the Bonerdagon (Mask slot) catcher's mask 3 (pris) Until replaced Worn by jock at the NEP Gelatinous Noob (Passive) Sense of Decorum 1 Always Skill 21 (Passive) Blush Reflex 1 Always Skill 22 (Passive) Sense of Propriety 2 Always Skill 23 (Passive) Politeness 2 Always Skill 24 (Passive) Profound Shame 3 Always Skill 25 Nuclear Autumn (Passive) Metallic Skin 2 (pris) Always Costs 90 rads when Fiddling With Your Genes Ear Winds Flappy Ears (skill) 2 (pris) 10 turns Costs 90 rads in the Gene-Sequencing Laboratory on level 6 of your shelter Avatar of West of Loathing (Passive) True Outdoorsperson 3 (pris) Always Cow Puncher skill Actually Ed the Undying (Passive) Elemental Wards 1 (pris) Always Costs 10 Ka coins at the Underworld Body Shop (Passive) More Elemental Wards 2 (pris) Always Costs 20 Ka coins at the Underworld Body Shop Requires Elemental Wards (Passive) Even More Elemental Wards 3 (pris) Always Costs 30 Ka coins at the Underworld Body Shop Requires More Elemental Wards Hide of Sobek (skill) 1 (pris) 10 turns Left tree, rank 4 Heavy Rains (Passive) Rain Delay 3 (pris) Always Gained from aquaconda brain Avatar of Sneaky Pete Slicked-Back Do Hair Today (skill) 3 (pris) Until replaced (intrinsic) Middle tree, rank 7 Avatar of Jarlsberg Oilsphere (skill) 3 (pris) 20 turns, or until replaced Lunch tree, final rank Zombie Master (Passive) Elemental Obliviousness 2 (pris) Always Middle tree, rank 4 Avatar of Boris (Passive) Legendary Girth 2 (pris) Always Right tree, rank 2
Sleazeform	Infinity	phial of sleaziness (potion)	Sauciness-based	Saucecrafted using a sleaze cluster
Synthesis: Greasy	9	Sweet Synthesis (skill)	30 turns	Synthesizing 2 simple candy with itemID sum modulo 4 Skillbook (Rethinking Candy, tradable) is Crimbo 2016 content
Hyperoffended	9	donkey flipbook (potion)	10 turns	South of The Border SR
Flop Sweat	7	Mom Sea Monkee buff (1x/day) option	50 turns	Rescuing Mom is an optional branch of the Sea Monkees Quest
Scariersauce	6	Casting Scarysauce with velour viscometer equipped	Saucepan-based	2021 SC Standard ascension reward for Sauceror
Avatar of She-Who-Was	5 (pris)	Turtle Power with Glorious Blessing	10 turns	Removes your Glorious Blessing (which normally takes 100 combats to acquire)
Nasty Hand	5	Cargo pocket 43	20 turns	September 2020 IOTM
Gooed Enough For Government Work	5	extra-strength goo (potion)	20 turns	Red-Nosed Snapper (December 2019 IOTM) Slime-tracking drop
Shielded Unit	5 (pris)	murderbot shield unit (potion)	20 turns	Pasted from 2 power cells, dropped by drones on some Spacegate planets
Industrially Frosted	5 (pris)	industrial frosting (potion)	5 turns	Dropped by GNG-3-R, found in the Gingerbread City's Gingerbread Industrial Zone at the Midnight noncom (with gingerservo in inventory)
Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	5 (pris)	recording	20 turns	Created by AT via the warbear LP-ROM burner workshed, 5% of the time
Educated (Sorta)	5	Hobopolis adventure	20 turns	Sold for 5 hobo nickels at the Hobo Marketplace
Dreadful Chill	5	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket (size 4 food)	200 turns	Cooking bone flour with a cold cluster
		Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned (size 4 booze)	200 turns	Mixing eau de mort with a cold cluster
Dreadful Fear	5	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket (size 4 food)	200 turns	Cooking bone flour with a spooky cluster
		Dreadsylvanian grimlet (size 4 booze)	200 turns	Mixing eau de mort with a spooky cluster
Video... Games?	5 (pris)	defective Game Grid token (1x/day)	5 turns	Found (rarely) in the Game Grid (June 2010 IOTM content) Jackass Plumber machine
		bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (size 1 food)		In-season path reward for The Source
Coldfinger	5	Wal-Mart "diamond" ring (potion)	50 turns	Sold in the charter airport shop for 50 Wal-Mart gift certificates
Conspiratory Eyes	5	Conspiracy™ mascara (potion)	50 turns	Sold in the charter airport shop for 75 Coins-spiracy
Rainbowolin	4 (pris)	Pill Keeper pill	30 turns	October 2019 IOTM First pill per day is free; subsequent ones cost 3 spleen
Mer-kinkiness	4 (pris)	vodka barracuda (size 1 booze)	40 turns	Mixed from Robortender's Mer-Kin drop, vodka, and lemon
Oiled, Slick	3	Beach Comb beach head (each 1x/day)	50 turns	Beach Comb (July 2019 IOTM) content
Voting Booth local initiative	3	Voting Booth, sometimes	All day	November 2018 IOTM (voter registration form) content Available options seeded by class, path, and day
Rainbow Vaccine	3 (pris)	Vaccination Machine buff (1x/day) option	30 turns	Spacegate (April 2017 IOTM) content
Feeling No Pain	3 (pris)	Ish Kabibble (size 2 booze)	25 turns	Available at the VIP Speakeasy, usable 3x/day
protect.enq	3 (pris)	Source Terminal rollover buff option	200 turns (max)	Other options are +5 fam wt, +25 ML, and +100 all attr
Chill Out, Dog	3	chilly dog (size 3 food)	30 turns	Available at the VIP Hot Dog Stand, usable 1x/day
Scaredy Dog	3	ghost dog (size 3 food)	30 turns	Available at the VIP Hot Dog Stand, usable 1x/day
Rainbow Bright	3 (pris)	prismatic wad (size 3 spleensie)	10 turns	Combination of all five elemental wads, via Rainbow Gravitation
Human-Elemental Hybrid	3 (pris)	Gene Tonic: Elemental (potion)	30 turns, or intrinsic	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab (April 2014 IOTM) workshed content DNA extraction syringe, filled vs said phylum
Proprie Tea	3 (pris)	cuppa Proprie tea (potion)	30 turns	potted tea tree (KoL Con item) content
Egged On	3 (pris)	robin's egg (potion)	10 turns	Dropped by Rockin' Robin (2016 IOTY) after 5th combat
Eggscitingly Colorful	3 (pris)	scintillating oyster egg (size 1 spleensie)	20 turns	Found in some locations on Oyster Egg Day
Buttery, Boy	3	Buttery Boy (size 3 booze)	20 turns	Mixed from Guzzlr cocktail set and Dish of Clarified Butter (final stage God Lobster experience boon)
Party on Your Skin	3 (pris)	Party-in-a-Can™ (potion)	50 turns	NEP quest hard mode reward
Patent Prevention	3 (pris)	patent preventative tonic (potion)	30 turns	AoWoL path content
Elemental Saucesphere	2 (pris)	(skill)	Saucepan-based	Sauceror skill
Scarysauce	2	(skill)	Saucepan-based	SA Spookyraven skill
Feeling Peaceful	2	Feel Peaceful (3x/day skill)	20 turns	Granted by emotion chip (February 2021 IOTM)
Red Door Syndrome	2 (pris)	can of black paint (potion)	10 turns	Sold at The Black Market for 1,000 meat
Covered in the Rainbow	2 (pris)	rainbow glitter candle (potion)	80 turns	Our Daily Candles™ correspondence (August 2021 IOTM) content
Misty Form	2 (pris)	Become a Cloud of Mist (combat skill)	1 turn	vampyric cloake (March 2019 IOTM) equipped Transformations can be used (in total) 10x/day and 1x/fight
Spoon Boon	2 (pris)	hewn moon-rune spoon equipped at rollover	50 turns	June 2019 IOTM
Protection from Bad Stuff	2 (pris)	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff (potion)	20 turns	Received (indirectly) 1x/day with the GameInform correspondence (February 2013 IOTM) installed
Cold Hands	2	lotion of coldness (potion)	Sauciness-based	Saucecrafted using cold powder
Spooky Hands	2	lotion of spookiness (potion)	Sauciness-based	Saucecrafted using spooky powder
Spiro Gyro	2 (pris)	programmable turtle (potion)	15 turns	Turtle Taming in high-level indoor locations (including: Copperhead, Zeppelin, Wine Cellar, and the 4 Hidden City side zones)
Force of Mayo Be With You	2 (pris)	Soaking (1x/day) in The Mayo Clinic	20 turns	X = blood mayo level (uncapped) May 2015 IOTM in your Workshed Ways to increase your (uncapped!) BML: Use any Prescription-Strength Mayo: +1 Use Mayonex: additional +1 for each adv the food would have given Use Mayo de Mayo™ mayo: +5 (Soaking: +0)
		Mayonex (food additive)	1 turn for each adv the food would have given
		Mayo de Mayo™ mayo (potion)	5 turns
Supafly	2	sleaze wad (size 1 spleensie)	10 turns	Pulverize: Smashing equipment (power 140+) with either Sleaze damage or Stench/Hot res enchantments Combining sleaze nuggets Cycling elemental type by cooking with twinkly wads (Hot → Cold → Spooky → Stench → Sleaze → Hot)
Oiled-Up	2 (pris)	pec oil (potion)	20 turns	Dropped by Fitness Giant (@ 25%) in the Castle BM
Let It Snow/Boil/ Stink/Frighten/Grease	2 (pris)	Ghost of Crimbo Carols	20-5 turns	December 2020 IOTM Entering combat carol-less vs Orcs/Penguins/Undead/Demons/Hippies/Hobos
World's Shortest Giant	2 (pris)	Red Dwarf (size 2 booze)	5 turns	Booze siphoned from Elementals by Happy Medium (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
		Golden Mean (size 2 booze)	10 turns
		Green Giant (size 2 booze)	15 turns
Slimy Flavor	2	slimy paste (size 4 spleensie)	10 turns	Stomping on a Slime with a charged Pair of Stomping Boots (August 2011 IOTM)
Shortened	2	barrel cracker (size 1 food)	40 turns	Barrel God shrine (September 2015 IOTM) content
Abominably Slippery	2	abominable blubber (potion)	10 turns	Dropped by Portly Abomination (@ ~30%) in Menagerie Level 3
Mer-kindliness	2 (pris)	vodka stinger (size 1 booze)	40 turns	Mixed from Robortender's Mer-Kin drop and vodka
Scared Stiff	2	The Valley of Rof L'm Fao	10 turns	BM adventure, found after having received the facsimile dictionary
Ancient Protected	2 (pris)	Ancient Protector Soda	50 turns	Dropped by Protector Spurt (HR Protector Spectre replacement)
House furnishing	2	stained mattress (bed)	Until destroyed	Dropped by sleaze hobos (@ 0.1%) in Hobopolis's PLD
Blessing of the Creepy Pasta	2	tangled mass of creepy pasta (potion)	10 turns	November 2013 world event
Blessing of the Spaghetto	2 (pris)	Can of Spaghetto (potion)	20 turns	November 2013 world event
Cupshotten	2 (pris)	Wishing	20 turns	No longer naturally obtainable
Astral Shell	1 (pris)	(skill)	Totem-based	Turtle Tamer skill
Just Like Me, They Want to Be	1 (pris)	campfire stew (size 1 food)	60 turns	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure (August 2019 IOTM) content Whittled from 2 sticks of firewood
Pale horse	1 (pris)	Horsery	Until replaced or rollover	Swapping horses costs 500 meat (though the first each day is free)
Driving Safely	1 (pris)	Asdon Martin workshed	30 turns	Driving buffs cost 37 fuel (effectively ~555 meat via soda bread, assuming FFD) and are mutually exclusive
Sleaze-Resistant Trousers	1	sleaze powder (potion)	5 turns	Pulverize: Smashing equipment (power 10-115) with either Sleaze damage or Stench/Hot res enchantments
Berry Elemental	1 (pris)	Tapioc berry (potion / combat item)	20 turns	Harvested from Poké garden (March 2018 IOTM), sometimes
Boisterous Oysterous	1	yellow seashell (potion)	20 turns	Found while beach combing, sometimes
Thanksgetting	X (pris)	cooked cornucopia foods	20 turns	X = number of unique cornucopia foods eaten today At rollover, all turns of Thanksgetting are converted to turns of Thanksgot
Thanksgot	1 (pris)	Having Thanksgetting at rollover	1 turn for each turn of Thanksgetting removed
Carapace of the God Lobster	1 (pris)	God Lobster	33 turns	Asking a boon of a your robe-equipped God Lobster
Beefy	1 (pris)	beefy pill (size 1 spleensie)	30 turns	Dropped by bodyguards in The Boss Bat's Lair
Well-Oiled	1 (pris)	Oil of Parrrlay (potion)	5 turns	Dropped by creamy pirate (@ 15%) on The F'c'le
Wreathed in Smoke	1 (pris)	smudge stick (potion)	10 turns	Constructed in Rumpelstiltskin's Workshop (grimstone content: gnome)
Mushed	1 (pris)	sleeping in a Mushroom House (housing), 1x/day	20 turns	Mushroom Garden (March 2020 IOTM garden) content
Slimed Stomach	1	Good 'n' Slimy (potion)	1 turn	Halloween candy for Slimesuit
Batigue	1 (pris)	Beanbat Chamber	10 turns	BM adventure, found after having opened The Beanstalk
Celestial Sheen	1 (pris)	celestial olive oil (potion)	10 turns	Multi-using 10 Cosmic Calories (from Jarlsberg's pan)
Blessing of the Bird	0-5	Seek out a Bird	10 turns	Bird-a-Day calendar (January 2020 IOTM) content Enchantments seeded based on path, class, and day
Blessing of your favorite Bird		Visit your Favorite Bird	10 turns

Monsters

Why track down sleaze-aligned monsters?

• Space Jellyfish can extract sleaze jelly, for a 10% NPC store discount
• Birdform progression towards the +20 ML feather
• Knob Goblin Organ Grinder can drop a throbbing organ pie (bad)

Sleaze Monsters

Potentially along the usual ascension route: Kramco's sausage goblins Voting Booth's slime blobs (when elected) Cobb's Knob Harem: Harem Girl The Smut Orc Logging Camp: The Shen snake and pervert, but not the normal lumber/fastener-droppers The eXtreme Slope: Orcish snowboarder Oil Peak: All monsters The Hole in the Sky: All the non-Astronomer monsters Cargo Cultist Shorts (via greasy desk bell): Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt The Hidden Office Building: pygmy headhunter

Slightly off the beaten path: Orcish Frat House (and Verge of War, and post-Bombing): All monsters The Battlefield, dressed as a war hippy: All monsters McMillicancuddy's Farm: greasy duck Spring Break Beach zones (Mansion, Diner, Yacht): All monsters

Way out of the way: The "Fun" House: shaky clown The Obligatory Pirate's Cove: smarmy pirate Barrrney's Barrr: The booty crab fought via Cap'm Caronch's Map The Degrassi Knoll Gym (requires a non-Knoll moon sign): Gnollish Crossdresser PirateRealm's Tiki Island: tiki idol Skid Row's Unleash Your Inner Wolf (via grimstone mask: wolf): brick (suggestive pause) house, oily straw house, slippery elm house The Nightmare Meatrealm (via the Meatsmith's psych jar): bacon snake, pork butterfly Hobopolis's PLD: All monsters Dreadsylvania's Woods: sleaze bugbear, sleaze werewolf Dreadsylvania's Village: sleaze ghost, sleaze zombie Dreadsylvania's Castle: sleaze skeleton, sleaze vampire FantasyRealm Chateau: Duke Vampire The Sea: Anemone Mine: Killer clownfish Kegger in the Woods (via an antique bottle opener): All monsters