Creepy-ass club

creepy-ass club

This is a big-ass club that's been lubed up with the secretions of a wet seal. The prudent course of action seems to me to be hitting things with it, rather than thinking about it too much.

Type: weapon (2-handed club)
Damage: 16 - 32
Muscle Required: 65
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Weapon Damage +25
+15 to Monster Level
+15 Sleaze Damage

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)

(In-game plural: creepy-ass clubs)

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Item number: 3968
Description ID: 199690260
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Recipe

	bad-ass club	seal lube
	creepy-ass club

Notes

• When wielding this weapon, you will take damage at the end of every combat with the following message:

  Your hands slip around on the handle of your club in a way you're not entirely comfortable with.

  You lose 10 hit points. (sleaze damage)

• If you lose all remaining hit points from this damage, you receive the beaten-up effect, but you still win the fight.

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage
• Monster Level

Collection

• 🥇: Rabbit House (#2013315), TheFatMan (#508685) - 18
• 🥉: Archipelago71 (#200377) - 11
• #4: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 10
• #5: Sololord (#1892493) - 7
• #6: Mauller (#1693670) - 6
• #7: Owlish (#751814) - 5
• #8: SnackAttack (#2026359), Spitfire XI (#2143831), Zair (#88288) - 4

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