Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
Type: PassiveMP Cost: N/A
You are a master of the Tenderizing Hammer. The echo of generations of Seal Clubbers reverberates in your muscles as you beat the meat into shape. Shapes, actually -- the shapes of powerful weapons.
Allows the crafting of advanced weapons
| Source: | Guild Trainer |
| Price: | 1,250 Meat |
| Class: | Seal Clubber |
| Level: | 5 |
| Effect: | Allows you to smith weapons out of ores and to smith whips. Costs 1 Adventure per smithing. |
Items
Animal Hide Whips
Smithing the 
whip kit with:
| Component | Product | Power | Enchantment |
|---|---|---|---|
 bar skin |
 bar whip |
10 | +2 to Familiar Weight |
 clown skin |
clown whip |
10 | So-So Sleaze Resistance |
 demon skin |
demon whip |
10 | +3 Hot Damage +3 Sleaze Damage +3 Stench Damage |
 gnauga hide |
gnauga hide whip |
20 | +3% Item Drops from Monsters |
 hippopotamus skin |
hippo whip |
20 | +10 to Monster Level |
leathery bat skin |
bat whip |
30 | Spell Damage +10 +5 to Monster Level |
 leathery cat skin |
tail o' nine cats |
30 | Combat Initiative +15% +5 to Monster Level |
 leathery rat skin |
rattail whip |
30 | Moxie +5 +5 to Monster Level |
 penguin skin |
penguin whip |
20 | +3% Meat from Monsters |
 white snake skin |
white whip |
10 | +1 Stat(s) Per Fight |
yak skin |
yak whip |
20 | Successful hit weakens opponent |
Linoleum, Asbestos and Chrome Weapons
Other Super-Advanced Meatsmithing recipes involve the use of linoleum, asbestos or chrome ore, and require one piece of ore, one dense meat stack and two adventures spent smithing to make a weapon. Smith a dense meat stack with one piece of ore to get a linoleum meat stack, asbestos meat stack, or chrome meat stack. Smith these with a sturdy sword hilt, bigger stick, or sinewy crossbow string.
All ore-weapons give main stat +7 in addition to other bonuses.
 asbestos meat stack Offstat +5 |
chrome meat stack +3 Adventures per day |
linoleum meat stack Spell Damage +7 | |
|---|---|---|---|
 sturdy sword hilt |
 asbestos sword Mysticality +5 Power: 120 Req: 45 Muscle |
 chrome sword Power: 100 Req: 35 Muscle |
 linoleum sword Power: 110 Req: 40 Muscle |
 bigger stick |
 asbestos staff Moxie +5 Power: 100 Req: 35 Muscle |
 chrome staff Power: 110 Req: 40 Muscle |
 linoleum staff Power: 120 Req: 45 Muscle |
 sinewy crossbow string |
 asbestos crossbow Muscle +5 Power: 110 Req: 40 Moxie |
 chrome crossbow Power: 120 Req: 45 Moxie |
 linoleum crossbow Power: 100 Req: 35 Moxie |
Improved Super Meatsmithing Weapons
Each weapon smithable using the Super Meatsmithing skill can be further improved.
| Asbestos Offstat +5 |
Chrome +3 Adventures per day |
Linoleum Spell Damage +7 | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sword Muscle +7 |
 glowing red eye makes  Spirit Precipice +20% chance of Critical Hit |
 facsimile dictionary makes  sword behind inappropriate prepositions +2 Adventure(s) per day (for total of +5 Adventures per day) |
 spooky nuggets makes  shuddersword +5 Spooky Damage |
| Staff Mysticality +7 |
 patchouli incense stick makes  smoldering staff +11 damage to Stench Spells |
 meat vortex makes  meatspout staff +15% Meat from Monsters |
 goat beard makes  hairy staff Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure |
| Crossbow Moxie +7 |
hot nuggets makes  hot cross bow +5 Hot Damage |
 carob chunks makes  carob cannon +5 Stench Damage |
cold nuggets makes  projectile icemaker +5 Cold Damage |
Seal Clubber Clubs
Each of the following clubs requires ingredients that can only be found as a Seal Clubber while defeating Infernal Seals. All weapons start with a bad-ass club. Each elemental club has 160 power, gives +25 Weapon Damage, +15 damage of its element, +15 to Monster Level, and deals 10 elemental damage to its wielder at the end of each combat.
| Original Weapon | Mixing Item | Result | Element |
|---|---|---|---|
 bad-ass club |
 seal lube |
creepy-ass club |
Sleaze |
bad-ass club |
 scrap of shadow |
evil-ass club |
Spooky |
bad-ass club |
frost-rimed seal hide |
frigid-ass club |
Cold |
bad-ass club |
 sizzling seal fat |
hot-ass club |
Hot |
bad-ass club |
 fustulent seal grulch |
nasty-ass club |
Stench |
Undersea Ore Weapons
Ore found in Anemone Mine can be used to create new weapons when combined with the disassembled items from Big Brother's shop.
| Weapon Type |  teflon ore |
 velcro ore |
 vinyl ore |
|---|---|---|---|
| Melee |
 decaying wooden pole makes  non-stick pugil stick |
 brittle plastic handle makes  velcro broadsword |
None |
| Staff |
 tarnished metal rod makes  teflon spatula |
None |  foggy glass globe makes  PVC staff |
| Ranged |
None |  decaying wooden paddle makes  velcro paddle ball |
 tarnished metal ring makes  7-inch discus |
Other Weapons
These items do not use hides or ores as bases.
| Item 1 | Item 2 | Result | Power | Enchantment |
|---|---|---|---|---|
bigger stick |
 prismatic wad |
 club of the five seasons |
150 | +5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage |
 dense meat crossbow |
prismatic wad |
 rainbow crossbow |
150 | +5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage |
 disease |
facsimile dictionary |
 staph of homophones |
130 | Mysticality +7 +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. |
 sword hilt |
 ghast iron ingot |
 ghast iron cleaver |
175 | +15 Spooky Damage +15 Hot Damage |
Giant Gummi Ingots
Turn two gummi ingots of the same color into a giant ingot.
| Item 1 | Item 2 | Result |
|---|---|---|
 green gummi ingot |
green gummi ingot |
 giant green gummi ingot |
red gummi ingot |
red gummi ingot |
giant red gummi ingot |
yellow gummi ingot |
yellow gummi ingot |
giant yellow gummi ingot |
History
- Prior to the Seal Clubber skill revamp on September 24, 2013, this skill used to cost 2,500 Meat.
