Goat beard

goat beard

This is the female goat that pretends to be the wife of the male goat, so no one discovers the male goat's true sexual orientation.

Nah, not really. It's just a tuft of hair from the goat's chin. A goatee, if you will.

(Meatsmithing component)
Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 65 Meat.

Mysticality +3

(In-game plural: goat beards)

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Obtained From

The Goatlet

drunk goat

sabre-toothed goat

Uses

• hairy staff

Notes

• Before NS-13, The Bounty Hunter Hunter would sometimes buy this item for 130 Meat.
• Until June 3rd, 2007, the goat beard's description was simply "This is the beard from a goat."

References

• This is a reference to the slang term "beard", which is used to describe a woman that a gay man dates to hide his homosexuality.

See Also

• Mysticality Modifiers

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