Meatsmithing

Meatsmithing is the art of combining two items to make weapons, accessories, pants, or other equipment. In order to smith items, you must first have a tenderizing hammer. This, and most other necessary components, can be bought from The Meatsmith.

Some equipment can only be smithed by players of certain classes, or with certain skills. Seal Clubbers use Super-Advanced Meatsmithing skills to make advanced weapons, and Turtle Tamers use Armorcraftiness to make advanced hats, pants, shields and shirts. Additionally, only members of a given class are allowed to construct that class's Legendary Epic Weapon.

Ascending under a Knollish moon sign allows access to Innabox, who will smith items for you at no adventure cost. Unfortunately, Super-Advanced Meatsmithing and Armorcraftiness are beyond his expertise.

Since September 24th, 2008, discovering 50, 100 and 150 unique meatsmithing recipes makes one eligible for, respectively, the Apprentice Meatsmacker, Journeyman Meatsmacker and Master Meatsmacker trophies.

Epic Equipment

Epic equipment is no longer created via Meat Pasting. For further details, see Epic Weapons and Legendary Epic Weapons.

Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 1

Tier 1 meatsmithing is using a tenderizing hammer to smith a meat stack or dense meat stack with one of the following:

(Note: All of the following items can be bought at the The Meatsmith, with the exception of Sporks and Foons, which can be found in The Limerick Dungeon.)

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
Using a meat stack
helmet recipe	basic meat helmet	40	5 Moxie	Muscle +1
pants kit	basic meat pants	40	5 Moxie	Moxie +1
skirt / kilt kit	basic meat skirt / basic meat kilt	40	5 Moxie	Moxie +1
sword hilt	basic meat sword	20	5 Muscle	Muscle +1
big stick	basic meat staff	20	5 Muscle	Mysticality +1
crossbow string	basic meat crossbow	20	5 Moxie	Moxie +1
spork	basic meat spork	45	7 Mysticality	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +3
foon	basic meat foon	-	10 Mysticality	Mysticality +3 Spell Damage +3
Using a dense meat stack
sturdy sword hilt	dense meat sword	60	15 Muscle	Muscle +3
bigger stick	dense meat staff	60	15 Muscle	Mysticality +3
sinewy crossbow string	dense meat crossbow	60	15 Moxie	Moxie +3

Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 2

Tier 2 meatsmithing items are improved versions of the basic and dense meat equipment.

Improved Basic Meat Weapons

	bubblewrap ore Stat +3 Offstat +2 Power: 60	cardboard ore Stat +3 Melee Damage +3 Power: 60	styrofoam ore Stat +3 +3 to Monster Level Power: 60	dry noodles Stat +3 Power: 40	ketchup or catsup Stat +2 Power: 50	stone of eXtreme power Stat +7 Power: 60
basic meat sword Muscle +x	bubblewrap sword Moxie +2 (1H) Req: 15 Muscle	cardboard sword (1H) Req: 15 Muscle	styrofoam sword (1H) Req: 15 Muscle	starchy sword (1H) Req: 5 Muscle	dripping meat sword (1H) Req: 10 Muscle	eXtreme meat sword Req: 15 Muscle
basic meat staff Mysticality +x	bubblewrap staff Muscle +2 Req: 15 Muscle	cardboard staff Req: 15 Muscle	styrofoam staff Req: 15 Muscle	starchy staff Req: 5 Muscle	dripping meat staff Req: 10 Muscle	eXtreme meat staff Req: 15 Muscle
basic meat crossbow Moxie +x	bubblewrap crossbow Mysticality +2 Req: 15 Moxie	cardboard crossbow Req: 15 Moxie	styrofoam crossbow Req: 15 Moxie	starchy crossbow (1H) Req: 5 Moxie	dripping meat crossbow Req: 10 Moxie	eXtreme meat crossbow Req: 15 Moxie

Improved Dense Meat Weapons

	scrumptious reagent Stat +4 Power: 80	secret blend of herbs and spices Stat +5 Power: 70
dense meat sword Muscle +x	savory sword Req: 25 Muscle	Kentucky-fried meat sword Req: 20 Muscle
dense meat staff Mysticality +x	savory staff Req: 25 Muscle	Kentucky-fried meat staff Req: 20 Muscle
dense meat crossbow Moxie +x	savory crossbow Req: 25 Moxie	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow Req: 20 Moxie

Improved Foons

All improved foons are off-hand items.

	cold powder +8 Damage to Cold Spells Req: 10 Mysticality	hot powder +8 Damage to Hot Spells Req: 10 Mysticality	sleaze powder +8 Damage to Sleaze Spells Req: 10 Mysticality	spooky powder +8 Damage to Spooky Spells Req: 10 Mysticality	stench powder +8 Damage to Stench Spells Req: 10 Mysticality
basic meat foon Mysticality +3	foon of frigidity	foon of fulmination	foon of fleshiness	foon of fearfulness	foon of foulness

Improved Helmets

Combine a basic meat helmet with one of the following components to get an improved helmet:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
white snake skin	meat cowboy hat	40	5 Moxie	Muscle +3
tassel	basic meat fez	45	7 Moxie	Moxie +2 Mysticality +1
raspberry	raspberry beret	50	10 Moxie	So-So Hot Resistance
clown skin	clown wig	50	10 Muscle	Mysticality +3 Spell Damage +3
bar skin	barskin hat	55	12 Moxie	Muscle +1
ketchup or catsup	meatloaf helmet	55	12 Moxie	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +1
dope gangsta bling-bling	pimpin' meat hat	55	12 Moxie	Muscle +2 Moxie +2
demon skin	demon-horned hat	70	20 Moxie	Moxie +4
ram horns	enchantlers	115	42 Moxie	+10 Damage to Hot Spells

The basic meat fez can be further improved:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
teeny-tiny ninja stars	sequined fez	80	25 Moxie	Moxie +3
facsimile dictionary	fez of etymology	120	45 Moxie	Moxie +7

Improved Pants, Kilts and Skirts

	really really sticky spider web Req: 7 Moxie Power: 45 Moxie +3
basic meat pants	sticky meat pants
basic meat skirt	sticky meat skirt
basic meat kilt	sticky meat kilt

Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 3

All tier 2 improved basic meat weapons can be further enhanced with the following items to create weapons with even more capabilities.

	Cardboard Stat +3 Melee Damage +3	Bubblewrap Stat +3 secondary stat +2	Styrofoam Stat +3 Monster Level +3	Dripping meat Stat +2	Starchy Stat +3	Savory Stat +4	Kentucky-fried Stat +5
Sword Muscle +x	hot powder makes flaming cardboard sword +3 Hot Damage (1H)	long skinny balloon makes sword of static Moxie +2 Regenerate 2-4 MP/adventure (1H)	cold powder makes Frost™ brand sword +3 Cold Damage (1H)	forest tears makes muculent machete +5% Meat from Monsters (1H)	spices makes pestoblade +3 Stench Damage (1H)	Tasty Fun Good rice candy makes Super Magic Power Sword X +20% Combat Initiative +5% chance of Critical Hit (1H)	hot wing makes buffalo blade +3 Hot Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
Staff Mysticality +x	pine tar makes flypaper staff +3 Spooky Damage	baseball makes wiffle-flail Muscle +2 +20% Combat Initiative	sonar-in-a-biscuit makes squeaky staff +3 Monster Level (for +6 total)	sleaze powder makes glistening staff +3 Sleaze Damage	poutine makes poutine pole +3 Sleaze Damage	wad of tofu makes soylent staff Spell Damage +10	goat cheese makes giant cheesestick +11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Crossbow Moxie +x	White Citadel burger makes grease gun +3 Sleaze Damage (1H)	dope gangsta bling-bling makes bubble bauble bow Mysticality +2 +5% Item Drops from Monsters	razor-sharp can lid makes can cannon Melee Damage +3	meat engine makes repeating crossbow 3x chance of Critical Hit	bowl of cottage cheese makes curdflinger Successful hit weakens opponent (1H)	ghuol guolash makes goulauncher +5 Spooky Damage	t8r tots makes potato pistol +5 Sleaze Damage (1H)

Meatless Smithing

Some items can be smithed without Meat or advanced smithing skills.

Component 1	Component 2	Product	Type	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
pants kit	bar skin	barskin loincloth	Pants	25	none	Muscle +1
big red clown nose	clown skin	clownskin belt	Accessory	n/a	10 Muscle	Maximum MP +15
pants kit	demon skin	demonskin trousers	Pants	70	20 Moxie	So-So Hot Resistance
icy katana hilt	hot katana blade	icy-hot katana	Weapon	90	30 Muscle	+3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
pants kit	white snake skin	tighty whiteys	Pants	40	5 Moxie	So-So Spooky Resistance
ram horns	ram stick	ram-battering staff	Weapon	135	52 Muscle	+10 Damage to Hot Spells Moxie +5
soup turtle	soup turtle	soup-chucks	Weapon	15	none	+2 Hot Damage
dueling turtle	banjo strings	dueling banjo	Weapon	40	5 Moxie	Muscle +4 +5 to Monster Level
pants kit	sea leather	sea chaps	Pants	200	85 Moxie	Muscle +15% Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure
helmet recipe	sea leather	sea cowboy hat	Hat	200	85 Moxie	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Slight Resistance to All Elements Maximum HP +50
waterlogged bootstraps	teflon ore	teflon swim fins	Accessory	n/a	85 Muscle	Moxie -5% Combat Initiative +25% Makes you a better diver

Crimbo Duds Outfit

Smith wrapping paper with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
sword hilt	Crimbo sword	100	Muscle 35	Melee Damage +5
helmet recipe	Crimbo hat	100	Moxie 35	Slight Spooky Resistance
pants kit	Crimbo pants	100	Moxie 35	Combat Initiative +30%

Bow Tux Outfit

Smith a bow with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
big stick	bow staff	100	Muscle 35	Mysticality +5 Melee Damage +3
helmet recipe	bowler	100	Moxie 35	Muscle +5
pants kit	bowlegged pants	100	Moxie 35	Moxie +5

Time Trappings Outfit

Smith petrified time with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
sword hilt	time sword	100	Muscle 35	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
helmet recipe	time helmet	100	Moxie 35	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
pants kit	time trousers	100	Moxie 35	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped

Grass Guise Outfit

Smith fake plastic grass with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
sword hilt	grass blade	80	Muscle 25	Melee Damage +5
helmet recipe	grass hat	80	Moxie 25	Maximum MP +10
skirt / kilt kit	grass skirt	80	Moxie 25	Moxie +5

Tropical Crimbo Duds Outfit

Smith tropical wrapping paper with:

Component	Product	Power	Required Stat	Enchantment
sword hilt	Tropical Crimbo Sword	100	Muscle 35	Melee Damage +5
helmet recipe	Tropical Crimbo Hat	100	Moxie 35	Slight Spooky Resistance
pants kit	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	100	Moxie 35	Combat Initiative +30%

Notes

• Attempting to smith without a hammer yields this message:

You haven't got a hammer.

If you want to do some Meatsmithing, you should go pick up the proper tools from The Meatsmith.

Or, if you are born under a Knollish moon sign and attempt to smith using a skill:

You haven't got a hammer, and Innabox can't smith that item.

If you want to do some Meatsmithing, you should go pick up the proper tools from The Meatsmith.

See Also

• Free Crafting Priority