Repeating crossbow

repeating crossbow

This is a repeating crossbow. This is a repeating crossbow. But seriously, folks...

This automatic weapon is a killing machine of proportions both unparalleled and unperpendiculared. It fires deadly, dripping bolts of Meat at a rate approaching 1 per second. Devastating! When you absolutely, positively have to kill every single apathetic lizardman in the room, accept no substitute.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed crossbow)
Damage: 7 - 13
Moxie Required: 17
Selling Price: 70 Meat.

Moxie +2
+15% chance of Critical Hit

(In-game plural: repeating crossbows)

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Recipe

	spring	sprocket
	sprocket assembly		cog	empty meat tank	meat stack		meat stack	crossbow string
	cog and sprocket assembly			full meat tank			basic meat crossbow		ketchup or catsup
	meat engine					dripping meat crossbow
	repeating crossbow

References

• The repeating crossbow is an actual weapon in real life.
• The "accept no substitutes" paragraph refers to the praises sung about the AK-47 in the movie Jackie Brown: "AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf***er in the room, accept no substitutes." This is in turn a parody of FedEx's slogan, "When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight."

See Also

• Moxie Modifiers
• Critical Hit Chance

Collection

• 🥇: Rude_Badger (#1354675) - 557
• 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 188
• 🥉: Nikademus (#95105) - 105
• #4: TheFatMan (#508685) - 103
• #5: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
• #6: Phantoom (#1803838) - 91
• #7: NeoAlastor (#1030252) - 77
• #8: StrawberryLetter23 (#56181) - 74
• #9: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 69
• #10: Raullen (#289100) - 56

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