Wiffle-flail
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wiffle-flail
This is a wiffle-ball bat with a plastic chain on the end of it. On the other end of the plastic chain is a wiffle-ball. This would be handy to have if you run into any Sheriffs' daughters.
Type: weapon (2-handed flail)
Damage: 8 - 15
Muscle Required: 22
Selling Price: 80 Meat.Mysticality +3
Muscle +2
Combat Initiative +20%
(In-game plural: wiffle-flails)
Recipe
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big stick | meat stack | ||
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basic meat staff | bubblewrap ore | ||
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bubblewrap staff | baseball | ||
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wiffle-flail | |||
Messages
You smack <it> like this, you smack <it> like that, you smack <it> with your wiffle-ball flail. SPLAT! ZOT! ZAP!
You swing your wiffle-flail. The wiffle-ball flies erratically and smacks <it> for X damage. ZAP! ZOT! KAPOW!
You waffle on whether to wiffle, then decide you will and hit for X damage. SMACK! BONK! BIFF!
You whip the wiffle flail at <it>, smacking <it> right between the eyes for X damage. WHAMMO! POW! SOCKO!
You whirl the wiffle-flail around your head, then whip <it> with it for X damage. SPLAT! SMACK! WHAM!
References
- The Sheriff's daughter in the description is a reference to a line in the Beastie Boys song, "Paul Revere": "The Sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffleball bat".
See Also
Collection
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- #5: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 200
- #6: Artie Effham (#976900) - 150
- #7: Cosmosis Kwik (#959587) - 138
- #8: Glsbnewt1 (#903637) - 113
- #9: TheFatMan (#508685) - 53
- #10: JK47 (#1137134) - 52
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