Baseball

baseball

This is a baseball, which used to be part of a baseball bat. This baseball a been a bery bery good to you. Er, actually no it hasn't. Not yet, at least.

(Meatsmithing component)
Type: usable (also usable in combat)
Selling Price: 11 Meat.

Deals a 6-8 Physical Damage

(In-game plural: baseballs)

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Obtained From

Guano Junction

baseball bat

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Guano Junction

What Can You Do? (3) (with ten-leaf clover)

When Used

• From inventory (with fewer than three baseballs):

You attempt to juggle the baseballs, but you don't have enough of them.

• From inventory (if you have three or more baseballs):

You begin juggling three of your baseballs. You throw the balls higher and higher with each rotation, getting a fairly good upper body workout in the process

You gain 3 Strengthliness.

Eventually, though, you throw one of the balls so high into the air that it burns up on reentry, and you're forced to stop juggling.

or

You begin juggling three of your baseballs. After a couple of minutes, you stop moving your hands and control the balls by sheer force of will. Magical!

You gain 3 Wizardliness.

After a couple more minutes, you get a little bit overzealous with your Magicalness, and accidentally incinerate one of the balls.

or

You begin juggling three of your baseballs. A group of ladies passes nearby, and they seem pretty impressed.

You gain 3 Cheek.

As soon as they're out of sight, however, you drop one of the baseballs and it rolls into a bottomless pit, never to be retrieved again.

• In combat:

	You throw the baseball at him. It hits him on the head, doing 6-8 damage.

Uses

• wiffle-flail

Notes

• Formerly required in order to defeat the Beer Batter in The Sorceress' Tower.

See Also

• Combat Items

References

• This item's description is a reference to Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update" character Chico Escuela's catchphrase, "baseball been berry, berry good to me!" Real-life player Sammy Sosa, who has a similar accent to the one parodied by that character, would jokingly quote this line to the press during his career.

Collection

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